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    The one where instead of documenting their story through cryptic instagram posts, Ilya documents it on his skin. From day one. While telling himself it's not a big deal, or even about Shane.

    Shane takes more time than he should to put two and two together.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    04 Feb 2026

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    Amazing if you want to giggle and kick your feet

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    Woken from sleep during the dead dawn hours after his father’s funeral to texts and breaking news of explicit photos posted of him and a former male lover, Ilya has to flee Russia.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    Familiars don't get like this unless something has gone very, very wrong with their witch.

    Shane swallows. That complicates things. "Okay," he murmurs, more to himself than the wolf. "I can't treat you out here."

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    Shane is a witch living alone in the forest. He finds Ilya, a Familiar, who decides he does not want to leave. It might be a formula for disaster, but Shane's always been quite good with those.

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    30 Jan 2026

  5. Rec *

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    Ilya feels like he knows everything and nothing about Shane at once. He's a child of Nike, his team always wins Capture-the-flag, he's still in touch with his biological father, and he's obscenely lucky.

    What he doesn't know, is if Shane is the best or the worst person to quest with.

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    Aristotle's qualifications for a Greek tragedy include dianoia (thought and introspection) and opsis (spectacle and performance). Shane and Ilya bring both to the table.

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    30 Jan 2026