Spindlewinder
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Crowley is so, so tired. It's been six weeks since the day he returned to his palatial apartment from a relaxing stroll by the water, soaking up the Italian sunlight and the miasma of unkind thoughts around him. A free demon living his best existence without a care or an unwanted emotion in the world.
And there on his salmon-pink doorstep he'd found a puddle of a demon with a worried cloud of blowflies buzzing between their hat and the doorknob as if the swarm was trying to look through the keyhole.
'What,' Crowley had said, 'in the everloving fuck—'
'He – he – he broke up with me,’'Beelzebub had wailed.
Crowley has broken with Hell. Beelzebub and Gabriel have broken up. Crowley has had it with Beelzebub’s breakup era.
Supreme Archangel Aziraphale is consumed with his doubts about Heaven – and fears for those who remain below.
*Featuring a universe in peril, a surprise proposal, an unimpressed Vicar, confused hellhounds, curious angels, getting married without talking things out, a gift from God, kidnappings, escapes, and a good deal of being down bad.*
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Everyone knows that the Supreme Archangel Aziraphale has broken with his demonic associate Crowley.
This does not explain why said associate is leaning against the wall at the top of the Holy Escalators, scowling at the angel on guard like she shouldn’t be there, and shoving a brown paper bag at her. A material brown paper bag.
“Make sure you dissolve the cocoa and sugar in cold milk before adding the hot milk. And don’t you dare scald the milk,” Crowley added, with a ferocity that suggested she was not only going to make the Supreme Archangel a human drink herself, she was going to scald it, whatever that meant.
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Crowley and Aziraphale are over. But that doesn't seem to stop Crowley turning up at the gates to Heaven with a scowl and a succession of gifts.