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phenomenal nominal nothing by grimark
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
25 Apr 2026
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“Proof of concept,” ♫♬♯♩♩♫ says. “We’ve tested it thoroughly to ensure it fits the specified nutritional profile, and several members of our team have ingested small amounts of it to ensure there were no adverse effects.”
“You ate some of it?” I ask, rudely. I’m too irate to mind my language. Who do they think they are? That meat is for Grace. In a way, that meat is Grace.
“Yes,” ♫♬♯♩♩♫ says. They and the rest of the human life support thrum know better than to be offended by my occasionally strange behaviour. “Obviously we weren’t going to risk the life of Honoured Grace on a completely untested technology.”
That doesn’t mean much. There’s a lot of things that are safe for ingestion by Eridians that would outright kill a human.
Trust Grace, I remind myself. He’ll have thought of all this.
(OR: Grace's meburgers from the book epilogue. Let's talk about those!)
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30 May 2026
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𝘈 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩-𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘺 𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘥,
𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘨𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰'𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰'𝘴 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺, 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱.𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘨𝘰 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 ~ ?
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28 May 2026
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“What are you talking about?” Grace's fingers played quick chords as he spoke. He didn’t even look as he did it, but it did not make them any less purposeful.
“Discussing possible reasons why Tau Ceti is not infected while other stars are,” Eva replied deftly. “I would invite you to join, but we were just finishing—”
“Oh, that’s easy.” His hand twisted a knob, and the notes came out sharper. “It is infected—Petrova Line and everything.”
In Grace's opinion, dreaming about time traveling is no excuse for getting out of practice with his Eridian. To the rest of the Petrova Taskforce, it seems a bit odd that their resident Astrophage expert has suddenly taken to carrying a keyboard around and playing it whenever he speaks. Eva Stratt resolves to figure out what is going on.
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A Good Look at You by Aravis
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
25 May 2026
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To make a long and deeply embarrassing story short, the Eridians have submitted a formal request to witness and perhaps ameliorate the negative effects of his long-suppressed heat.
Translation: they want to watch him get off.
And maybe also see if they can help. Personally.
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26 May 2026
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strangers like me by Anonganon
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
26 May 2026
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“Oh, just– that I had them, I guess.” Ryland says. He doesn't even really know where he's going with this. “None of my relationships were ever spectacular or anything. Probably because of me. My ex once said that I loved because I had to. I think I’m just thinking about how I'm gonna die without ever getting married or falling in love. Oh God– I don't think I've ever fallen in love.”
“This upsets you.” Rocky observes.
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26 May 2026
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Observational Thrum for Interspecific Reproduction: Eridian and Human Copulation by lucanidsoap for Emzilla97
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
26 May 2026
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Scarab is seated in the observational room with several other thrumming scientists. They shift uncomfortably at the scene commencing before them. The Savior of Stars lies on an Acoustic Reverberance Platform across a barrier of clear xenonite. The Savior, known as ‘Dr. Ryland Grace’, is currently… expressing intimacy… with the Survivor. ‘Rocky’, as the Savior calls them. Observing feels blasphemous.
Or: Ryland Grace and Rocky demonstrate how Eridians and humans copulate for a biological research thrum.
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26 May 2026
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all the choices in the world by rbt_lvr
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
08 May 2026
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“Adrian will understand,” Rocky says confidently. “Will be excited to meet alien. Will be excited to meet person who brought me home.”
“Yeah, and I'm excited to meet them too, but after that!” Is this a translation error? A cultural miscommunication? How is Rocky not getting it? “You're partners. They're not going to want some alien around while you're, like… going on dates and all that.”
“Does not mean no time for Grace.” Rocky’s starting to sound frustrated. Part of me feels bad, but the rest is just as frustrated. “Why think this, question? On Earth, just abandon friends when have mate, question?”
It's so clearly a rhetorical question, to which the answer is obviously supposed to be no, of course not. I freeze up anyway.
or: rocky HATE amatonormativity
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26 May 2026
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The Visual Learner by vampiciide
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
25 Apr 2026
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Rocky has discovered that Armando can be used as an out-of-ball appendage and will listen to pretty much anything he says. Grace grows jealous of how close the two have become. A plan is hatched that brings the three together, and Grace ends up in a very peculiar situation ...
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Rocky is introduced to hetslop
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25 May 2026
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Not So Alien by Its_realityofficial
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 May 2026
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Rocky surprises Grace with his new human body. How will they adjust their norms?
Edit New Summery:As Rocky struggles to adapt to unfamiliar social habits, Grace finds himself unprepared for what it means to no longer be alone. What starts as scientific curiosity slowly turns into something softer such as quiet mornings together, shared meals, accidental touches, and the growing comfort of simply existing side by side.
But after years of isolation, neither of them quite knows what to do with the fragile, unfamiliar connection forming between them. Especially when every small moment suddenly feels like it means everythingBookmarked by Spl4zi
25 May 2026
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"Do not," Grace warns weakly, already knowing it’s too late.
"I married a scientist," Rocky says solemnly. "A brilliant man. A perceptive man."
"If you keep talking I will throw myself out of this car."
" — There is no one else I want to be with but Dr.Grace, even when hes being very very obtuse —"
"Thats not even a good usage of that word! And Ill make you sleep on the couch!"
" — And hes a man I'd love to have kids with."
What better way is there to fluster your husband than to pick him up in an expensive car in front of his students? Why, bringing up the idea of having kids in said car of course.
Or: My contribution to ortiz!rocky
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24 May 2026
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Grace didn’t really like sex all that much. He thought it was gross all the noises and textures and the feeling of someone touching him. It makes him cringe just thinking about.
He quite likes what he’s doing to Simon, however.
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- Part 3 of Self-indulgent (sexy way)
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21 May 2026
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"This is the golden age of something good and right and real" by Reading_girl912
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
19 May 2026
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Simon and Grace finally get together after they send the Beatles to Earth. They spend months together alone, their relationship growing, emotionally and intimately. Until suddenly they pick up Rocky.
The dilemma is: how do you have sex with your new space boyfriend without your alien best friend who can see through walls seeing/hearing?
That's easy! Have him join in!
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20 May 2026
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i’ve invested my prayers (into making me whole) by Keylime_violet
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
29 Apr 2026
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"Grace clicks his tongue. 'You know, Simon, in my classroom I expect a certain amount of decorum. Students need to know how to control themselves, despite anything that might cause excitement or…distraction.'”
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In which Simon kind of, sort of, really likes that Grace is a teacher.
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20 May 2026
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Written in the Stars by NerdyMixedPan
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
03 May 2026
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Rocky was frantically rambling. Grace tried to translate the chirps and trills. One sound then cut through his confusion.
Human.
Rocky had said Human.Or: Simon gets found, in more ways than one.
Chapter 1: Getting together
Chapter 2: FILTHSeries
- Part 1 of Love Among The Stars
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20 May 2026
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in the garden of eden by fadeawayradiate
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Bloodymary - Fandom
24 May 2026
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Eridians have recreated more of Earth than Grace could have imagined. Waves, trees, flowers — Grace is grateful for all of it. Simon feels the same, even if he doesn’t say as much. Grace can tell from how curious Simon has become.
Answering his questions about plant life was a breakthrough for their relationship. So, as long as Simon wants to know something, Grace is willing to teach him about it. It's just that giving a lesson on this particular flower isn't quite like what Grace is used to teaching about. After all, it's not like he'd have ever brought up marijuana in the classroom.
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14 May 2026
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honey, tell me: are you good at staying still? by BeeLove
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
12 May 2026
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(wake up your saints, ryland, i need them)
In which Ryland Grace makes it his mission to rescue the broken, bloody man he and Rocky found drifting among the stars. (He just doesn't realize that this broken, bloody man is going to rescue him too.)
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12 May 2026
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11 May 2026
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Ever since monsters emerged from underground, public opinion has been divided. Many people embraced the idea that they weren't alone on the planet, and opened their hearts to the new citizens of earth. However, many humans also don't trust monsters. Monster hate crimes and other forms of monsterphobia exist the world over.
When a new security guard at work is revealed to be a skeleton, your world expands, and you have to deal with problems you never expected. Including your feelings for him.Yes, there will be smut.
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07 May 2026
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Enchantée by rouxlscucked
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
23 Mar 2026
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After impossible waxwork figures begin cropping up on your island, you—a lonely artist in desperate need of inspiration—are delighted, and take to sketching them immediately. But when the creator of these figures decides you will be his next masterpiece, you quickly realise he may be more than you can 'candle' 😉🕯️
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04 May 2026
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You're a modestly successful fiction writer living in rural Alaska; just you, your dog, and your horse in a small cabin on a large piece of property in the shadow of a mighty mountain range. You're used the the quiet, enjoy it even, but when you start having recurring dreams of a strange skeleton visiting you in the night you wonder if the solitude might be starting to get to you...at least until you realize you're not dreaming at all because Sans is, in fact, a real, live monster. Friendship, romance, and shenanigans ensue.
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03 May 2026