Splatterpunk
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"Lie back down, Gaz," John commanded again, and that time, when Kyle tried to move, he realised he couldn't.
An invisible force gently pulled his body down, flat on the mattress.
"What the fuck," he let out, stunned.
"Consider that 'number two' on the list of things I forgot to warn you about."
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- Part 2 of the darkness hummed
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25 Dec 2025
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DESPERATE!!! PhD STUDENT LOOKING FOR A FLATMATE. NO SPECIFIC GENDER OR AGE AS LONG AS YOU CAN PAY RENT ON TIME. Two-bedroom flat, third floor, no elevator. If interested, please contact this number.
At the end of the flyer, the paper was cut into tear-off strips, so that interested individuals could rip the section with the phone number.
He liked that first word: desperate. He wondered if this person was as desperate as he was. Would they accept a man who wore a balaclava and looked proper sketchy? How desperate were they, really, if he asked to rent on verbal agreement – no contracts, no signatures whatsoever?
He decided he wanted to test that before he died of mold poisoning.
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Or; Simon has to lie low and go dark for an undefined period of time. While trudging along the unbearably long, dark alley that's his life, he finds the light at the end of tunnel, and it's shaped like you.
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- Part 1 of You Flourish Before You Die
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30 Jun 2025
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You make the poor, unfortunate decision to start feeding the construction worker in the apartment next door. You shouldn't feed strays unless you want them to stick around.
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- Part 1 of dog simon riley
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01 Apr 2025
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that man's a dog;
stories connected only by the dog motif (and tbh sometimes it’s barely there) and varying degrees of cohabitation
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01 Apr 2025
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Her new roommate likes to cuddle. Galadriel isn't sure if it's normal for roommates to be this close, but she's been thinking about having a baby anyway and splitting the bills with someone makes it easier.
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01 Apr 2025