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Draw the Final Curtain by Splooch
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), The Producers (1968)
06 Nov 2023
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"... And it was frustrating. At one point, Crocodile was highly regarded. He’d been successful, creating hit after hit. Anything he touched became a smashing success. It was an honor to work with the one and only: Sir Crocodile. That all seemed to have crashed and burned instantaneously. Like a spit slicked finger had suddenly pinched his wick, crushing any further dreams he had..."
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Crocodile, once an esteemed Broadway Producer, has since fallen out of the limelight after a string of flops. Now in financial ruins, the man solely relies on the money given to him by elderly women. It's demeaning and not the life Crocodile expected to live. He's absolutely desperate for a way out and will do just about anything to find one. Whether it be fraud, seduction, or what-have-it to ensure his success, he decides to work with his accountant, and together they come up with a plan. With the help of an erotica novelist, ex-husbands, and a poorly put-together crew, their plan is surefire to work and leave their pockets full.Based on The Producers (1968)
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- Part 2 of ☆Splat Writes One Piece
- Part 1 of Broadway AU
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Lover's Oasis by Splooch
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
05 Apr 2023
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The memories of witnessing Avdol presumably die in front of eyes, and him being at fault for it, were haunting. And then just having to leave his still warm corpse on the filthy, mud ridden ground. He knew that he was completely culpable for it. His selfishness and ignorance were to blame. The guilt.. oh, the guilt was the worst. He knew Avdol deserved better than that. Polnareff had apologized time and time again, but the shame never stopped.
“Mmm, your hands are so cold, ya hayati,” Avdol whispered. He lifted a hand to hold Polnareff’s arm. He knew that Polnareff was plagued with shame, and Avdol understood why it was reasonable. Every single time he’d apologized Avdol had forgiven him, he’d forgiven the Frenchmen before they’d even reunited on that island.
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Day 4: early mornings/late nightsSeries
- Part 5 of ☆Splat Writes JoJo
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"Stop," Sanji interrupted. His voice was shaky, like he'd been gutted. He was ready for something, anything. A kick, a fiery swift kick that'd send him flying.
Nothing came. Confused, Zoro looked up, wanting to see what was going on. The sight that Zoro was met with was shocking. Sanji, who didn't look mad, was red, his face flushed. Crimson red dribbled out of his nose, mixing with sweat on his face. His eyes sat half lidded, fogged and focused directly onto Zoro. Sanji looked absolutely debauched.
"Eat it," Sanji rasped, voice strained as if it were hard to speak, "Clean it off."
"What?"
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Sanji has his cake and wants to eat it tooSeries
- Part 1 of ☆Splat Writes One Piece
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Say I'm The Only Bee In Your Bonnet by Splooch
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
04 Feb 2023
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The gates above gave her a familiar greeting, bittersweet. Abbacchio felt solace here, and here alone. It was where they were closest with their beloved. Today was their anniversary, another year of their life being dedicated to her capo has passed. Leone is ready for the next, and the one after that. She will continue her life, keeping his dream going until her eventual end. Bruno was her one and only.
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Abbacchio shares their anniversary with Bruno, another year between the two have passed.Series
- Part 4 of ☆Splat Writes JoJo
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Everything We Do Feels Easy by Splooch
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
03 Feb 2023
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The hand on Polnareff’s knee was warm, it soothed his nerves, allowing him a moment of calm. Avdol’s presence was generally quite calming. His voice, his smell, his way of speaking, it brought Polnareff out of whatever haze he was stuck in. Before he’d met the Egyptian, he felt a constant need to be doing something, that paired with the mind-numbing need for revenge caused him to be restless, before crashing and burning after exhausting all his energy. Now, he was beginning to slow, starting to let things happen as they came
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Avdol had promised dinner, Polnareff was finally ready to take him up on that offer.Series
- Part 3 of ☆Splat Writes JoJo
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☆Splat Writes One Piece by Splooch
Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga), The Producers (1968)
06 Nov 2023
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My collection of my OP oneshots and other fics
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☆Splat Writes JoJo by Splooch
Fandom: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
05 Apr 2023
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Then, an idea popped into Spamton's head. "Tenna."
"Y-yeah?" he groaned as Spamton left the bed and crossed over to the closet. "What are you..?"
Spamton dug through a few drawers before he found what he was looking for, and his grin turned almost sinister as he started to chuckle to himself. "I think I'm getting a little too comfortable." He whipped around and marched back to the bed, hiding the object behind his back. "Look away from me, Tens."
"Spams," Tenna said, his voice dripping with tension. "What the fuck do you have?"
"Nothing. Don't look."
Tenna did as he was told, focusing his gaze on the ceiling above him. His heart dropped to his stomach as he started to hear a faint buzzing, then pleasure blossomed in his cock, making his knees instantly weak and his back arch. A loud moan fell from his lips as Spamton ran the vibrator along the underside of his cock, just barely grazing the surface.
"Let's see," Spamton hummed as he pressed the vibrator harder against him, watching as Tenna jerked and moaned with pleasure. "Do I edge you? Or do I overstimulate you?"
"Fu-fuck!" Tenna cried out as Spamton dragged the vibrator down his cock, turning the speed up a few notches.Series
- Part 13 of Spamton and Tenna's Scandalous Escapades
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09 Jan 2026
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"You have got to be fucking kidding me," says Daniel, out loud, to no one in particular.
About two minutes later, somewhere across the world, Louis de Pointe du Lac suddenly hears the definitely-not-suppressing-panic-totally-normal-what-do-you-MEAN voice of his old friend Daniel Molloy blare LOUIS CAN VAMPIRES GET PREGNANT AND IF SO WHY DID NOBODY FUCKING TELL ME.
He does not stop laughing for a good three minutes.
Or: Armand gets that old man pregnant. Unfortunately.
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03 Jan 2026
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Tenna tries to release some stress after a long day by using his new computer, but things take a more intense turn than he ever could have anticipated
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11 Aug 2025
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Two weeks after the events of Divisadero Street, Daniel receives the first tape.
The early Devil’s Minion chase, but instead of air miles, there are cassette tapes.
i.e. Armand stalking and psychosexually torturing Daniel one anonymous tape at a time.Series
- Part 1 of The Tapes
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18 May 2025
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What do murder, fastidious record keeping, and cars have in common? That's for Revachol's finest to figure out. When Harry discovers a sequence killer has been stalking the streets for nearly a year, he must look outside the 41st for help cracking the case.
This is the second story in the Orange and Green series. If you haven't read the first story in the series, you can find it here. I recommend reading that first, otherwise some things just aren't going to make sense.
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- Part 2 of Orange and Green
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13 Dec 2024