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An assortment of ficlets for various PokeSpe ships.
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Various Hetalia drabbles of whatever comes to mind, ranging from fluff to smut. Completed.
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Kozmotis Pitchiner was the Golden Army's greatest warrior, but he was also a father. While Pitch Black takes great advantage of the former fact, he is saddled with such dreadful feelings involving the latter. He's been able to suppress it for quite some time, since it would really be a Bad Idea for the Bogeyman to raise a child, much less father one, but it all changes when he meets a lonely winter spirit named Jack Frost. After all, who would make a better match for the Nightmare King than a Lady of Winter?
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A Wonderful World (Of Magic) by StargateNerd
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Torchwood
03 Feb 2020
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Arthur Kirkland gets roped into doing his civic duty and takes the position of History of Magic Professor at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle pursues a mysterious (and possibly immortal) adorable Canadian who haunts his dreams, sending said Canadian’s brother into a murderous rampage. Meanwhile, Francis Bonnefoy and Luna Lovegood play matchmaker, though not necessarily at the same time or for the same people. Chaos ensues. Oh, and by the way, the Dark Mark totally doesn’t look good in pink.
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Schismatic by StargateNerd
Fandoms: Meitantei Conan | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito
11 Feb 2018
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“Sometimes the simplest answer is the correct one.” Unfortunately, Occam's Razor rarely applies where the Detective of the East is concerned.
Edogawa Conan has a secret known to only one person. But after a startling event at a KID heist, his secret may not be so safe anymore, and he is left with few choices that will not lead to blood and death. What he didn’t expect was for someone who knows exactly what he’s going through to be there for him, to help him and to guide him through the darkness…
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Prompt Fics by StargateNerd
Fandom Lupin III, Magic Kaito, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
20 Dec 2015
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Sometimes people give me prompts or ideas; this is a collection of them :)
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The Adventures of Jack and Pitch's Spawn by StargateNerd
Fandom Frozen (2013), Rise of the Guardians (2012)
31 Mar 2015
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In a universe where Pitch didn't go all drama queen and try to take over the world, Jack Frost became a Guardian rather quietly.
This affects things.
For example, Jack and his annoying neighbor somehow end up accidentally making a kid and raise it together.
Pitch swears it's all because Jack is a little shit who doesn't have an ounce of maturity. Jack thinks that Pitch could stand to get out and live a little, or get laid, or something.
Conall is just bored. And hungry. And also possibly the anti-Christ. It depends who you talk to.
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SPLSHIMS by StargateNerd
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Magic Kaito, Meitantei Conan | Detective Conan | Case Closed, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
20 Jun 2015
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In which much of canon and the Fourth Wall is ignored, everyone is either sassy or a BAMF, and there are no plot holes to speak of whatsoever (shut the fuck up it is too possible for Pandora to be a Horcrux).
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Toothiana decides one night that after almost three centuries of absence in the field, it's time for her to get back out. This decision leads to her meeting the winter spirit Jack Frost, and the rest is history.
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SG-13's as crazy as they come, with an energy drink-addicted CO, a ninja 2IC who is most definitely not a furry, and a slightly off-kilter civilian who is a former-ish Host. They love each other, they hate each other (though that's really just Feldin and Reece's never to be resolved sexual-ish tension that somehow kind of ends in a convoluted love polygon), but in the end they'll do what it takes to get the people they care about through everything.
Also, there may or may not be a semi-sentient Ancient city who worships Evanescence and likes to spring Prophecies on people at the last minute, as well as a shape-shifter who has the worst sense of timing ever.
Like I said, crazy.
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@NightwingHater1's Foolproof Guide to Anger Management by lunarcrab
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
02 Sep 2024
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Jason liked to think he was a writer. He’d tried his hand at poetry, short stories, novels, memoirs, and even a collection of essays. Usually, when he was upset or emotional, he’d sit down and write whatever his heart told him to. Tonight was no different.
He was just following his heart, which was maybe how he ended up staring at the newly created Twitter account: @nightwinghater0
Apparently, Jason’s heart had a lot to say about a specific hero.
In which Jason creates an anonymous Nightwing hate account and chaos ensues.
(Alternate title: The Seven Habits of Recently Revived People)
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Bookmarked by StargateNerd
08 May 2026
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Conversations overheard through the batkid com lines: by orphan_account
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
20 Sep 2025
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File name: Oracle_system_recording:_BATCOMMUNICATIONS_06/22/24_22:32PM
Playing audio...
Jason's laughter has turned into breathless, silent cries. Damian barrels on, seemingly unbothered by his state.
"-And during all this I'm trying to subtly switch back to using people's actual names; except it fucking backfired because people just assumed I was calling Richard 'Richard' because we had that special parental mentor bond, and Tim had pissed off to- whatever he was doing in the desert for six months- getting a hysterectomy or whatever the fuck happened-"
"Hysterectomy-" Jason repeats, shrill. "He lost a spleen, Dames."
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Bookmarked by StargateNerd
08 May 2026
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bold (in the face of scrutiny) by thequestionisalwaysmangos
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types
22 Apr 2024
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Peter Parker and Tony Stark let the show interview them on one condition: Peter’s old friend Betty does the interview.
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A sort-of sequel to “a little older and a whole lot bolder” in the form of a tv interview.
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- Part 2 of chaotic interviews
- Part 2 of to boldly go
Bookmarked by StargateNerd
07 May 2026
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The Wayne family and assorted friends are on social media. So are various vigilantes and villains. There are shenanigans, sex talk, hero woes, and family drama, all neatly packaged in a series of short messages.
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Bookmarked by StargateNerd
07 May 2026
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Clark calls it ‘teambuilding.’ Bruce calls it a ‘waste of time.’
Bruce is expecting ‘Most people saved’, ‘Most popular hero’, ‘Best costume design’, etcetera, etcetera, other standard-type awards, official sounding ones with corresponding gilded trophies, the kind handed over after large disasters requiring large amounts of aid. He reclines in his chair, fully expecting to be disappointed.
Which is why Bruce is not expecting the words, ‘Best Thirst-trapper’ to show up on the screen.
The Justice League holds a mock-awards night. As expected, everyone goes insane about it.
Based on Alpharad’s youtube video I Hosted an Awards Show for Friends who don't deserve any
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- Part 12 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
Bookmarked by StargateNerd
05 May 2026