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John Sheppard from Stargate Atlantis has his head cocked, eyes wide, and is looking at the camera. Text on the photo says “So I’m a dork. What’s your point?”



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    Sometimes people give me prompts or ideas; this is a collection of them :)

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    In a universe where Pitch didn't go all drama queen and try to take over the world, Jack Frost became a Guardian rather quietly.

    This affects things.

    For example, Jack and his annoying neighbor somehow end up accidentally making a kid and raise it together.

    Pitch swears it's all because Jack is a little shit who doesn't have an ounce of maturity. Jack thinks that Pitch could stand to get out and live a little, or get laid, or something.

    Conall is just bored. And hungry. And also possibly the anti-Christ. It depends who you talk to.

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    In which much of canon and the Fourth Wall is ignored, everyone is either sassy or a BAMF, and there are no plot holes to speak of whatsoever (shut the fuck up it is too possible for Pandora to be a Horcrux).

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    Toothiana decides one night that after almost three centuries of absence in the field, it's time for her to get back out. This decision leads to her meeting the winter spirit Jack Frost, and the rest is history.

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    SG-13's as crazy as they come, with an energy drink-addicted CO, a ninja 2IC who is most definitely not a furry, and a slightly off-kilter civilian who is a former-ish Host. They love each other, they hate each other (though that's really just Feldin and Reece's never to be resolved sexual-ish tension that somehow kind of ends in a convoluted love polygon), but in the end they'll do what it takes to get the people they care about through everything.

    Also, there may or may not be a semi-sentient Ancient city who worships Evanescence and likes to spring Prophecies on people at the last minute, as well as a shape-shifter who has the worst sense of timing ever.

    Like I said, crazy.

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    A new drug has popped up on the streets of Coruscant. One that is smuggled and sold in tea bags of all things.

    What happens when Commander Thorn accidentally makes a pot of tea with these drugs for Chancellor Palpatine?

    Well, the fate of the galaxy might just change for the better

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    11 Sep 2025

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    Every epic quest has to start somewhere; this one starts all over the world, when too-powerful children are united by a cause.

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    11 Aug 2025

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    "Fire Lord Zuko," Yue acknowledges, bowing at the waist. She does it in the Fire Nation style, as perfect as any Caldera-born noble.

    "Chieftess Yue," Zuko returns, and someone scoffs. He turns his head sharply, but everyone in his delegation is silent, so it must have come from Yue's own council. Yue's smile doesn't falter.

     

    (Or: two teenage monarchs, sitting in a council room, five feet apart 'cause they're not trained for this.)

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    11 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 60

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    A Stargate Multi-verse Lawyer!AU. Like Ally McBeal, with more slash, more military, and possibly robots. Written based off of prompts from the LJ comment_fic meme. Stories posted in order written, which is not chronological order.

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    15 Jun 2025

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    Aizawa is a trans man who's never been in a good enough head space to get physical with his two loving boyfriends. Now, he's in a better head space. And he means to change that.

    A four part series of our favorite trio of dorks doing a bit of sexploration.

    Not sure how quick I'll get the other two parts up, but I'll hustle! Hope y'all like it!

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    02 Jun 2025