8 Works by Status_Report
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This Prayer, Only I Do Give by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
29 Apr 2026
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Leonard keeps them together, even as black spots fill their vision.
He’s content in suffocating them both.
He’s content in drowning in the same darkness, as long as it leads him to Klein.
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Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation by Status_Report
Fandoms: Weak Hero (Webcomic), 약한영웅 | Weak Hero (TV)
17 Apr 2026
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For as long as he could remember, Baekjin saw himself as an abandoned dog alone in the wild. He had no friendships or family. All he had was the Union, and for that, he stayed alone at the top, pouring everything he had into making it stronger. Even if it took more and more from him, Baekjin couldn't stop, and as time passed, it was as if the hurt young boy from all those years ago was getting smothered by the person that he was becoming. But a chance encounter with another boy changed this. Faced with someone that forced him to evaluate his past, Baekjin wonders: is it too late for him to stop?
In short: If Baekjin and Sieun met earlier, could they have been friends? Could Baekjin have been stopped if he simply met Sieun earlier?
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Losing Face by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
01 Apr 2026
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There was no denying it. Danitz was the most pent up he's every been in his entire life on sea. Faced with the constant presence of Gehrman Sparrow, Danitz turns to unconventional methods to find his relief.
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Kiss Off by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
02 Dec 2025
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Anderson isn’t exactly a humble man in the first place, but causing this outcome only strokes his ego in bed even higher. He leans back to look once again, finding himself staring.
He has Gehrman Sparrow, sitting on the edge of the bed with his legs spread wide open, pussy glistening.
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Locus had a chance to make things right. He had a new purpose. It felt… different, than how work went with Felix. This was closer, more friendly, less dangerous and less worrisome. Almost all of these people were very stupid, but… there was a charm to them. An undeniable charm, some more charming to him than others.
And there was one of them, the medic, that somehow wormed himself in Locus’ chest.
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“Jesus christ, are we really gonna be crawling on our bellies until we’re out of here?”
Doc pauses at that, and the mental image makes him smile.
“Yeah, like penguins!”
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I have no idea to put for a summary here. There's snow, a frozen river, and dumb situations.
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She finally had him, bound to the operating table with steel cuffs around his wrists and ankles, a gag in his mouth. It seemed like overkill to immobilize a guy that didn’t seem to have a violent bone in his body, but as proven earlier, appearances can deceive. It’s rare that any doctor encounters a patient (willing or not) with dissociative identity disorder, and she is not going to waste this opportunity that has been granted to her.
She’s always wanted to try electroconvulsive therapy.
Series
- Part 1 of Bottom Doctober (2024)
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Missed by Status_Report
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 May 2022
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It hasn't been long, since then. A drunk walk home brings back too recent memories of a mission failed, lives lost... someone who is missed.