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This Prayer, Only I Do Give by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
29 Apr 2026
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Leonard keeps them together, even as black spots fill their vision.
He’s content in suffocating them both.
He’s content in drowning in the same darkness, as long as it leads him to Klein.
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Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation by Status_Report
Fandoms: Weak Hero (Webcomic), 약한영웅 | Weak Hero (TV)
17 Apr 2026
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For as long as he could remember, Baekjin saw himself as an abandoned dog alone in the wild. He had no friendships or family. All he had was the Union, and for that, he stayed alone at the top, pouring everything he had into making it stronger. Even if it took more and more from him, Baekjin couldn't stop, and as time passed, it was as if the hurt young boy from all those years ago was getting smothered by the person that he was becoming. But a chance encounter with another boy changed this. Faced with someone that forced him to evaluate his past, Baekjin wonders: is it too late for him to stop?
In short: If Baekjin and Sieun met earlier, could they have been friends? Could Baekjin have been stopped if he simply met Sieun earlier?
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Losing Face by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
01 Apr 2026
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There was no denying it. Danitz was the most pent up he's every been in his entire life on sea. Faced with the constant presence of Gehrman Sparrow, Danitz turns to unconventional methods to find his relief.
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Kiss Off by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
02 Dec 2025
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Anderson isn’t exactly a humble man in the first place, but causing this outcome only strokes his ego in bed even higher. He leans back to look once again, finding himself staring.
He has Gehrman Sparrow, sitting on the edge of the bed with his legs spread wide open, pussy glistening.
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Locus had a chance to make things right. He had a new purpose. It felt… different, than how work went with Felix. This was closer, more friendly, less dangerous and less worrisome. Almost all of these people were very stupid, but… there was a charm to them. An undeniable charm, some more charming to him than others.
And there was one of them, the medic, that somehow wormed himself in Locus’ chest.
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【蒙克】深绿梦契 by Asvfish
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
22 Aug 2023
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『黑铁纪末，深绿降下诅咒，警惕梦中出现的恋人』
*小长篇，阿蒙被欲望母树污染前后的故事
*两位主角玩♂法丰富
*全新规则和神奇物品
*天尊、塔罗会成员、欲望母树信徒等陆续出场非凡打斗逻辑稀碎，多多包涵～
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03 May 2026
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[Childe]: hate to be the bearer of bad news my dude but u have the wrong number
It’s late enough that Childe doesn’t expect an answer until the morning, so he’s leaning over to put his phone away when three little dots appear at the bottom of his messages.
[Unknown Number]: Ah, apologies. I was intending to text my wife.
Childe squints at his screen. Wouldn’t the dude know their wife’s phone number? Childe’s about to respond when those dots reappear, another reply cycling.
[Unknown Number]: She passed away quite some time ago, and this was her number. I text it every year, but it seems as though there is finally someone on the other end. It wasn’t my intention to bother you, so, again, apologies.
Well, that took a turn.
While on an ad campaign in Liyue, an aging model named Childe gets a text message from a widower, wishing his dead wife a happy holiday. Lonely himself, Childe strikes up a conversation--will it lead to love?
Bookmarked by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
26 Apr 2026
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"Family business is mine now." Seongje taps the switchblade against his chest, the fabric dulling the metallic click, before carving the air with a gesture. "The family needs to know."
Sieun says nothing. His eyes stay locked on Seongje’s, unblinking. His arms are free now. There are no ropes biting into his skin but somehow, nothing feels different. The weight of freedom feels like an illusion.
Seongje blinks once, then smiles, slow, deliberate, and inhuman. "My omega has come home."
And just like that, Sieun is back where he started, caught in the ropes of a past he’d been too naive to think he could ever escape.
or the first time Sieun fell in love, it had to be with the heir to a fucking gang.
Bookmarked by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
10 Apr 2026
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"I miss you,” Seongje shrugs. “When you’re not around, when I don’t see you, I miss you.” He pulls out a cigarette, lights it up when it’s in between his lips and inhales then, exhales. “It’s annoying.” He mutters, averting his eyes somewhere, like he’s not just admitting it to Sieun but to himself.
The smoke is curling around the air, assaulting Sieun’s senses. “You’re crazy.”
Seongje flashes him his pearly-white smile. “Thank you, sweetheart.”
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Sieun never understood desire. Seongje teaches him how to need it like breathing.
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Bookmarked by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
09 Apr 2026
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【天尊克/造克】喜结良缘 by Mingko
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
03 May 2026
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现代AU，邪神天尊（扶珄）×周明瑞+发小彭登×周明瑞
有中式恐怖元素、鬼魂描写、性器官描写、ntr
本文中福生玄黄天尊→福生→扶珄（和“福生”同音），造物主用《宿命之环》里面的名字“彭登”。
周明瑞本来以为和发小彭登在一起过上了幸福的生活，然而一个叫扶珄的鬼魂突然缠上了他。
可能后面还会修改剧情Bookmarked by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
08 Apr 2026