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  1. Public Bookmark 53

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    Stede’s excited to lay in bed after the live is over and scroll through the rest of his content, to find his Instagram and maybe some pictures of him, his YouTube and maybe some longer videos.

     

    He decides to hit the follow button, to continue enjoying the uplifting messages, the tasty recipes, the even tastier host, and nearly drops his phone when a shriek comes through his speaker.

     

    Oh! Oh, it happened! Fifty thousand followers! Congratulations to… The Gentleman Pirate! You won!”

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    06 Jun 2024

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    TICKYTOCKY GOODNESS 🥰

  2. Public Bookmark 38

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    Edward Teach leads the world's best epidemic investigation team, but it's getting to be a bit of a grind - every case seems to be the same - and he's bored out of his skull. When Stede Bonnet, a staff scientist with the CDC, alerts the WHO to a possible disease outbreak in the United States, Ed's team is sent to look into it. As far as first impressions go, Ed thinks that Stede's an incompetent idiot, and Stede is convinced that Ed's an arrogant ass. They're in a race to figure out what the virus is, where it came from, and how to stop it - a task that's made more difficult when the hosts of a popular YouTube conspiracy theory channel claim that the virus was created in a lab and released on purpose.

    But just because something is a conspiracy, that doesn't mean it isn't true.

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    09 Nov 2023

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    Ed had created a monster.

    He could even pinpoint the exact moment that it happened...because he’d been gazing down at Stede’s face the moment his finger curled just so against the little bundle of nerves inside of him.

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    Or: Stede Bonnet discovers his prostate and becomes an absolutely insatiable butt-slut, as god or whomever intended.

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    19 Sep 2023

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    Only once they were out of sight of the café did the man stop and take his arm away, giving Stede a sheepish little grin. “Looked like you needed rescuing back there,” he said, and then held out his free hand. “I’m Ed.”

    Stede, still a little dumbfounded, grasped Ed’s hand in a weak shake. “Stede. Stede Bonnet. I’ll pay you back for the tea, I promise. I get paid next week.”

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    A modern AU where Ed saves Stede from embarrassment in a café, and then suddenly accidental sugar daddy happens. This is a prompt fill from the OFMD kink meme, the fic is all complete and a new chapter will be posted weekly.

    ETA: A podfic version of this fic, read by the incomparable SD_Ryan, is available here!

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    10 Aug 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one where Ed is a surprise sugar daddy & Stede is a.slightly reluctant (but very in love) sugar baby.

  5. Public Bookmark 55

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    Modern AU.
    -- Stede Bonnet is recently divorced and getting on with his life with the help of his friends. It’s Halloween season and Stede’s going to a haunted house with the crew. It’s Stede’s first time going to a haunted attraction. He picks the VIP option, a more extreme experience which allows actors to touch the patrons.
    -- Edward Teach has been working as a haunt actor for many seasons. This year he’s been hired by an attraction where actors are permitted to touch guests to give them an extra scare. His character is one he’s perfected over the years, the pirate Blackbeard. He’s gotten weary of being a haunt actor, so he hopes this new gig will bring some more oomph to his life.

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    01 Jun 2023