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    It’s like Reigen’s been waiting for the question. He stops dead on the pavement, grips Mob by the shoulders, and stares down into his eyes with an expression as haunted as though every ghost the pair of them has ever exorcised has taken up residence behind it. “Mob,” he says. “Mob,” he says again. “Tell me, Mob. Look at me and tell me. Tell me truthfully. Do I look cursed to you?”

    Mob looks at him, and tells him truthfully. “No.”

    “Well, you didn’t look very long,” says Reigen. “Let’s just stand here for a moment, like so, and you can have another look, a nice long look, and really think about it...”

    (There's nothing strange about being called back to exorcise the same haunted photocopier six days in a row. It must just be a very haunted photocopier.)

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    Saiki Kusou has never had a crush on another guy, so when his whole class starts getting embroiled in a collective sexuality crisis, he has absolutely no stake in the whole thing. Still, it would probably be far easier for him if coming out went smoothly for everyone and Teruhashi came to terms with her status as a lesbian, so he decides to help out. You know, like a good ally.

    Saiki Kusuo isn't LGBTQ. Not experiencing sexual attraction is totally normal. Transforming between biological sexes soon after birth doesn't count. And his interest in Satou Hiroshi is purely one of curiosity.

    That has to be true. Because for Saiki Kusou, coming out sure seems like a pain.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    Twilight shuddered. “That’s… that’s not right. This is sick”

    Warriors pressed a hand to his chest like he’d been struck. “Brave Legend. Veteran of countless battles. Slayer of nightmares. Reduced to… skincare.”

    A fairy placed a tiny flower crown on Legend’s head. Warriors let out a soft, reverent gasp.

    “He fought with such spirit!” Warriors murmured, voice trembling with melodrama. “And now he is fallen. Taken by the gentle but relentless hands of moisturisation.”

    Twilight stared at him. “You’re acting like he’s dead.”

    “He may never recover from this.”

     

    Or: A Great Fairy forces The Chain into a realm of restfulness. This does not go well.

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    Far as Hobie knows, there’s no 1930s Manners Rulebook to study, and he wouldn’t anyway, because fuck societal standards (also a book like that would very likely be bloody misogynistic). But being this kind of decent matters to Parker, and Parker matters to Hobie, so he’s gotta get with the fucking program.

    (parker is a gentleman; hobie is oblivious; the spider gang is cute; the multiverse is wide open.)

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Pluey has a habit of putting things in their mouth that they probably shouldn’t, and Battat is a literal die. Shenanigans ensue.

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    21 Dec 2025