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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    “Anyways, nothing about Alastor gives ‘maternal,’” Velvette says after a while. Alastor glances over his shoulder from the stove to find her in the barstool beside Valentino’s, now, with her feet propped in his lap. “You’re the mom. I’m obviously the cool aunt. And Vox is our deadbeat husband.”

    Alastor snickers at the stove.

    “So like, does that make the Radio Demon our kid?” Valentino asks, squinting as he strains the metaphor.

    “I dunno—good thing there’s no CPS in Hell.”

    Alastor openly snorts.

    (The Vees have dinner together like a fucking family, Valentino takes Alastor on a field trip, and Alastor and Vox do some light and friendly bonding activities. Set in approximately S2E6.)

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    11 Jan 2026

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    When a far more Jaded, far-less-Mortal Percy wakes up in his nine-year-old body, he very firmly decides that Once Was Enough, Thank You! So, instead of deciding to re-do his childhood But Better, he decides that this whole Mortal Hero thing is just NOT for him. So, instead, he decides to do as his kind-of-sibling Nereus does, and become a Hermit. Hell, he even makes his Mortality burn away faster than it had in the Before, so he CAN'T become the Child of Prophesy this time!

    His plan is absolutely foolproof!
    (Now if only he considered everyone ELSE when he made this plan...)

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    10 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    When PJO fanboy and fanfic sporker, Peter Johnson, finds himself at Camp Half-Blood, he’s thrilled until he realizes that he’s stuck in a bad fanfic with a Mary Sue called Andromeda Sunshine. When Andi Sunshine finds a boy who swears in her face and claims he wants nothing to do with her, she recognizes it as a cry for help and commits herself to becoming Peter’s bestest “friend”. Will Peter be able to resist Andi’s sueish wiles, complete the Titan’s Curse quest, and get home? Or will Andi breeze through all her problems, drive Peter insane, and make him her newest “friend”?

    All bets are off in this strange meta fic from the past.

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    09 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    Alastor has returned to Rome with one goal: revenge. Vox must pay for using and discarding him to advance his political career. But a clandestine meeting in a bathhouse introduces Alastor to a skeletal man who rivals Vox in his ability to get under Alastor’s skin—and embroils both of them in a plot that involves emperor Lucifer’s daughter, a sacred goose and a heck of a lot of wedding cake. Before he can consult an augur, Alastor finds himself proclaimed the emperor’s heir—and forced to confront some very uncomfortable truths. When did revenge get so complicated?

    Note: Animal sacrifices, historical inaccuracies, mass stupidity.

    Written for the 2025 Egg-plosion event and inspired by Floatycat/tanikatz's amazing art! Check it out here. Also, I was not the only writer inspired by this incredible piece. There is a second story by kitsunesongs! (and it is wow)!!!!!

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    08 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 35

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    Alastor has spent nearly a century behind the mask of the Radio Demon—untouchable, eternal, terrifying. Then Vox’s ridiculous holy cannon backfires, and it’s all gone. Now he’s human again: young, beautiful, fragile in ways he hasn’t been since the 1930s. His smile can’t stay fixed, his shadows have minds of their own, and the eyes of Hell—especially one particular pair—are on him in ways he never prepared for. Worst of all, he’s taxed to fix it alongside non other than the television imbecile himself.

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    04 Jan 2026