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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    “Anyways, nothing about Alastor gives ‘maternal,’” Velvette says after a while. Alastor glances over his shoulder from the stove to find her in the barstool beside Valentino’s, now, with her feet propped in his lap. “You’re the mom. I’m obviously the cool aunt. And Vox is our deadbeat husband.”

    Alastor snickers at the stove.

    “So like, does that make the Radio Demon our kid?” Valentino asks, squinting as he strains the metaphor.

    “I dunno—good thing there’s no CPS in Hell.”

    Alastor openly snorts.

    (The Vees have dinner together like a fucking family, Valentino takes Alastor on a field trip, and Alastor and Vox do some light and friendly bonding activities. Set in approximately S2E6.)

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    11 Jan 2026

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    When a far more Jaded, far-less-Mortal Percy wakes up in his nine-year-old body, he very firmly decides that Once Was Enough, Thank You! So, instead of deciding to re-do his childhood But Better, he decides that this whole Mortal Hero thing is just NOT for him. So, instead, he decides to do as his kind-of-sibling Nereus does, and become a Hermit. Hell, he even makes his Mortality burn away faster than it had in the Before, so he CAN'T become the Child of Prophesy this time!

    His plan is absolutely foolproof!
    (Now if only he considered everyone ELSE when he made this plan...)

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    10 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    When PJO fanboy and fanfic sporker, Peter Johnson, finds himself at Camp Half-Blood, he’s thrilled until he realizes that he’s stuck in a bad fanfic with a Mary Sue called Andromeda Sunshine. When Andi Sunshine finds a boy who swears in her face and claims he wants nothing to do with her, she recognizes it as a cry for help and commits herself to becoming Peter’s bestest “friend”. Will Peter be able to resist Andi’s sueish wiles, complete the Titan’s Curse quest, and get home? Or will Andi breeze through all her problems, drive Peter insane, and make him her newest “friend”?

    All bets are off in this strange meta fic from the past.

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    09 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    Alastor has returned to Rome with one goal: revenge. Vox must pay for using and discarding him to advance his political career. But a clandestine meeting in a bathhouse introduces Alastor to a skeletal man who rivals Vox in his ability to get under Alastor’s skin—and embroils both of them in a plot that involves emperor Lucifer’s daughter, a sacred goose and a heck of a lot of wedding cake. Before he can consult an augur, Alastor finds himself proclaimed the emperor’s heir—and forced to confront some very uncomfortable truths. When did revenge get so complicated?

    Note: Animal sacrifices, historical inaccuracies, mass stupidity.

    Written for the 2025 Egg-plosion event and inspired by Floatycat/tanikatz's amazing art! Check it out here. Also, I was not the only writer inspired by this incredible piece. There is a second story by kitsunesongs! (and it is wow)!!!!!

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    08 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 35

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    Alastor has spent nearly a century behind the mask of the Radio Demon—untouchable, eternal, terrifying. Then Vox’s ridiculous holy cannon backfires, and it’s all gone. Now he’s human again: young, beautiful, fragile in ways he hasn’t been since the 1930s. His smile can’t stay fixed, his shadows have minds of their own, and the eyes of Hell—especially one particular pair—are on him in ways he never prepared for. Worst of all, he’s taxed to fix it alongside non other than the television imbecile himself.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    Alastor huffed, leaning forward, voice rising with that familiar theatrically sharp edge. “Do you think I am amused? That this this deliberate avoidance would go unnoticed? That your petty games, your careful withdrawal, would not rattle me, gnaw at my patience?!” He gestured wildly, as though the air itself had been complicit in Vox’s crimes. “I am not accustomed to being ignored! Not by anyone! Certainly not by you!”

    A pause. Vox leaned forward, elbows resting on his desk now, fingers tapping in silent rhythm. And then words. Complete sentences. Complete thoughts.

    “I’ve lost myself in you for too long,” Vox said, and Alastor’s breath caught slightly at the weight behind the voice. “I’ve missed out on so many friendships, so much love. I don’t blame you. I did it to myself, really falling for the Radio Demon’s trap. You’re an enigma. It’s not your fault. It’s your nature.”

    The words landed like blunt instruments against Alastor’s carefully constructed armour. He froze, cane halfway lifted, mouth opening and closing like a puppet caught mid performance.

    or the one where vox tries (and fails) to move on.

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    01 Jan 2026

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    “Tell me. Robert Robertson the Third. Mecha Man. Hero.” There’s something soft in the thing’s voice. Almost reverent. “What do you want?”

    His body wants to shut down. His mind wishes for oblivion. The answer is obvious.

    “Put me…back into…the fight.” He rasps.

    “Very well,” he can hear it smiling, “let’s get to work.”

     

    Or, in simpler terms…let’s do it all over again.

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    01 Jan 2026

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    The wound inflicted upon Alastor by Adam is deep and unfixable, so much so he dies before the battle against the Exterminators comes to an end.

    He has no idea what comes from a double death, but he's pretty sure it isn't supposed to be this!

    [In which Alastor is reincarnated as Lilith at the dawn of time, and he would like to have a refund issued thank-you-very-much!]

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    28 Dec 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 25

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    Post ep8 s2, AU
    Vox end up killing Alastor and taking over heaven.
    He doesn't need a team anymore, he has achieved his goal of becomming God, and no one dares to question his power. But in the end, he falls into depression and regrets killing Alastor in his fury.

    So what if, after 7 years, an unknowing Radio Demon respawns into hell, with no memories of his afterlife?

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    19 Dec 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 15

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    One second.
    One instinct denied.

    Vox remembers the deal—and stops himself before touching Charlie Morningstar.

    The contract holds.
    Alastor’s plan collapses.

    What follows is not an explosion—but a quiet, vicious stalemate that drags Hell into a war of image, influence, and restraint.

    After all, Hell has never seen what happens when monsters behave.

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    19 Dec 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 8

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    Kinger thought he understood the circus he created. But living in a place where reality twists and every choice feels like a trap, he finds himself a puppet to the one he brought to life. Each day becomes a question of loyalty, survival, and the consequences of creating something that may never forgive him. In this circus, the games are personal. No one leaves unchanged.

    This is a multi-chapter longfic... It'll be updated frequently because I've been working on it for awhile now!

    Read the Chapter 1 note for context to the AU.

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    19 Dec 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 23

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    Caine may not have a human heart, but he begins to feel something. An inexplicable fixation. Just as his creator grows obsessed with perfecting his invention, the machine learns to obsess back.

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    18 Dec 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 15

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    All Kinger had wanted to do was create a beautiful game, one where players could interact with each other and explore the digital world he'd worked so hard on, one that would change everything.
    But Caine ruined all that.
    Caine ruined a lot of things.

    Or

    Caine just wants his new players to be happy. He has been waiting for this moment for so long, so what better way to entertain his first players than with an adventure they'll never forget?

    OR

    The first game was to boring. But Caine made it better.
    Only one problem.
    You can no longer leave.

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    18 Dec 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 50

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    After the events of episode seven, caine realizes he's truly not loved by any of them.

    He wants to be loved and will do anything to achieve this. Absolutely ANYTHING.

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    18 Dec 2025

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    Love triangles! Omegaverse! One-sided obsession!

    In which everything plays out the same but Alastor is born an omega who, upon his descent into hell, decides to masquerade around as an alpha instead through the help of his deal.

    Vox has an insane infatuation with him still and wants nothing more than to make Alastor his. Lucifer denies his feelings like the plague.

    Eventually, Alastor being an omega is revealed.

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    or hazbin hotel where the media overlord and king of hell are unspeakably obsessed with our favorite deer sinner (and it's abo)

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    18 Dec 2025

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    Charlie had planted herself in front of Vox and was rambling off an impressive myriad of excuses, from busted pipes to bad Wi-Fi, while he stared at her, hands on his hips, with the utmost expression of forced patience. His black, digital brows were set in a line as straight as the glower at the bottom of his screen. He does a single, slow blink, finger tapping against his hip as he debates on how much money he can reasonably make on a Charlie Morningstar-inspired white-noise machine (and whether the guaranteed customer complaints will be worth the cheap buck) when a movement over her shoulder draws his eyes.

    He leans to the side, eyebrow quirking. "What's that?" Then promptly chokes on a surprised noise and shoves Charlie aside. "Holy shit, is that a human?"


    Lucifer plays a prank on Alastor.

    Everyone else has to deal with the consequences. 

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    14 Dec 2025

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    Turns out, taking the turtle god who created the universe to task can create some interesting opportunities, as Bill Denbrough discovers when he finds himself back in time on the fateful, rainy October day...

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    13 Dec 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 47

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    “I can’t hurt your family, huh? You’re clever Fordsy, that’s why I like you so much!” Bill dissolved the triangular cage surrounding Ford and Stan, and Stan dashed to sweep up Dipper and Mabel protectively. “You know how I love a little ‘will-they-won’t-they-destroy-the-world’ in a galactic takeover!”

    In a moment of quick thinking, Ford Pines has tricked Bill into a deal that protects his family from Bill's wrath. Stan Pines tries to balance keeping it together for the kids, protecting a hostage Ford, and beating Bill at his mind games.

    As for Bill Cipher, well, the demon can't for the life of him figure why everyone thinks he's actually in love with his former science partner. It's a joke, guys!

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    11 Dec 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 18

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    The blue flames engulfed both of their hands. Just as it was painless many years ago, the fire didn’t hurt here either. Ford even caught himself relaxing for an instant at the familiar warmth that used to fill him with joy. Although blue used to depict the highest temperature fire could have, Bill’s blazes felt like letting your skin bathe in the sun’s light in the month of July. A solar warmth, almost… divine. He felt a familiar thrill of electricity coursing through his veins. The deal was sealed.

    Alternatively :

    What if Bill had been more careful and saw through the Pines twins swap ?

    A Ford gives himself to Bill along with the equation for his family's safety au ! Also a Bill wants Ford to join him willingly au.

    Half the fic will be Stanford suffering so proceed with caution.

    I try to update the fic every other Friday :)

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    07 Dec 2025

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    Having chosen to live as Vox's prisoner, Alastor decides to have some fun trading unnecessary creature comforts (superfluous things like food, water, not having to spend all day in a chair) for sexual favours. Of course, the more he gives the more Vox wants to take, regardless of what he has to trade to get it.

     

    Basically Vox is obsessed with Alastor, and Alastor decides to use that knowledge to his advantage. A sexual relationship develops that threatens everything Vox has worked for - and everything Alastor believes about himself.

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    03 Dec 2025

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