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“You’re avoiding me.”
“I’m not,” Enishi said carefully.
“You are,” Kenshin rebutted, though his gaze never lifted from where he was cleaning his katana. “I thought we were past you lying to me.”
“Since when? I lie to you all the time,” Enishi rolled his eyes.AKA Enishi goes through a sexual awakening (fuck you, battousai), gets attacked, and somehow ends up with a husband?? His sister is going to lose her shit when she finds out.
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- Part 3 of Us Against The World
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B-Role by TeaDrinkingDictator
Fandoms: Maleficent (Disney Movies), The Sandman (TV 2022)
22 Aug 2025
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Just a collection of scenes that didn't make the cut in the main fic + memes based on said main fic
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- Part 2 of Black Birds & Shadows
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Do not say I do not do anything for you.
- Father
“Well, that was cryptic,” Desire muttered, staring down at the words. “What is that even supposed to mean-”
Then they felt it: a familiar taste of desire that echoed out from a certain helm.AKA Desire is not handing the change from Morpheus to Daniel in Dream well, gets on their father’s last nerve, and winds up about a century or so in the past where their dear older brother is alive (though imprisoned). Chaos ensues.
Chapter 2 is Dream's perspective
(Edited 08/18/25)
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Black Birds & Shadows by TeaDrinkingDictator
Fandoms: Maleficent (Disney Movies), The Sandman (TV 2022)
18 Aug 2025
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“Diaval!”
At the call of the man’s name, Diaval straightened up and looked around, a smile gracing his features. “Ah, Mistress!”
Mistress? Dream felt his jaw lock when his gaze fell upon the Dark Fae from before. Why is it that when something happened that day, she was somehow involved?AKA Dream gets upsetti-spaghetti at the Fae Court for hurting a raven, Maleficent teases her servant for his obvious crush on their new Landlord, and Diaval (unintentionally) becomes the most important corvid in existence.
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- Part 1 of Black Birds & Shadows
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Make You Mine by TeaDrinkingDictator
Fandoms: 垂涎 | Desire: The Series (TV 2025), Desire: The Series (TV 2025)
24 Jul 2025
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What if Sheng Shaoyou had briefly met Hua Yong way back when and was instantly infatuated, but hasn’t been able to find the doll-like beauty, so he’s settled for cheap imitations, only to suddenly see his beloved pop up everywhere?
AKA Just Hua Yong and Sheng Shaoyou being equally obsessed with each other, trying to manipulate the other man into being with them (using two different methods), unaware that their feelings are reciprocated.
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- Part 5 of A/B/O Fics by Tea
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A/B/O Fics by Tea by TeaDrinkingDictator
Fandom: Desire: The Series (TV 2025), ร้ายนักนะ รักของมาเฟีย | Unforgotten Night (TV), เขาจ้างให้ผมจีบนักฆ่า | The Heart Killers (Thailand TV), 垂涎 | Desire: The Series (TV 2025)
24 Jul 2025
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Black Birds & Shadows by TeaDrinkingDictator
Fandom: Maleficent (Disney Movies), The Sandman (TV 2022)
22 Aug 2025
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Not BETA read by TeaDrinkingDictator
Fandom: ร้ายนักนะ รักของมาเฟีย | Unforgotten Night (TV)
25 Jun 2025
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Assassin Kim x Mafia Boss Kamol by TeaDrinkingDictator
Fandom: KinnPorsche: The Series (TV), นิ่งเฮียก็หาว่าซื่อ | Cutie Pie Series (TV), ร้ายนักนะ รักของมาเฟีย | Unforgotten Night (TV), เกลียดนักมาเป็นที่รักกันซะดีๆ | TharnType: The Series (TV)
24 Jun 2025
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The Next Prince and His Two Pieces of Delicious Arm Candy by TeaDrinkingDictator
Fandom: ข้ามฟ้าเคียงเธอ | The Next Prince (TV 2023)
24 Jun 2025
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What if Khanin had a friend who didn’t let him just disappear? What if said friend followed him back to Emmaly, and the only way for said friend to stay was if Khanin claimed him as his ‘pet’? What if in doing so they unintentionally fucked up the plans of literally everyone else?
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Charan has been saddled with two charges instead of just the one he thought he’d have, Khanin is having a slightly better time adjusting to royal life with the help of his two delicious pieces of eye candy, and Suay is just trying not to throw up on what he can only assume is a very expensive rug.- Words:
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31 Aug 2025
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Separated, Not Divorced by Nightcrawler247
Fandoms: The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022)
03 Jul 2023
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Dream and Desire have been married for eons but have recently been separated after a fight. A separation that lasted so long that many didn't even remember they were married and thought the two just hated one another.
That is until Desire get's word that their husband has been imprisoned.
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- Part 4 of All My Sandman Stories
- Part 1 of Separated, Not Divorced
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20 Aug 2025
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The Kindness of Ravens by MeesterSpock
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), Maleficent (Disney Movies)
17 Oct 2024
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If Jessamy was imbued with the gift of the Patron Saint of Ravens and Corvids, would she not have used it as she tried to free Dream of his prison?
An interpretive retelling of how the Fae Lord Diaval freed Lord Dream of the Endless from his cage, 70 years earlier than the story told.
Reading the first in this series might help with the world-building, but isn't necessary to the story.
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- Part 2 of Birds of a Feather
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16 Aug 2025
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Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream (Then tell him that his lonely nights are over) by Madu
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Sandman (TV 2022)
22 Jan 2025
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There's an all-glass cage in the center of the basement, practically a bubble held up above an intricate runic circle on the floor by an iron frame and thick chains. But that's not what really got Harry's attention, oh no.
There is a man inside the glass globe, sitting naked and motionless in the center with his legs hugged to his chest, and the only thing Harry can see of him other than pale white skin is the bush of black hair almost as or more messed up than his own.
Going to the cage is like being pulled by a magnet, and Harry's hand moves almost by itself to press against the glass.
The man looks up, locking eyes with Harry, and slowly unrolls to his feet, all the while looking Harry in the eyes with irises as black as the space between the stars with a single tiny point of light in the pupil. And then... And then he reaches out, placing his own palm flush with Harry's against the glass, and presses back.
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For eighty-one years, Morpheus rotted in a glass cage in Roderick Burgess's basement, with no hope of escape now that Jessamy was dead.
At least not until his big sister's favorite accidentally finds him.
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- Part 9 of cross your fingers and hope to die (enjoy and swallow a thousand needles) - A Harry Potter Crossover Fix It (because he deserves to be happy dammit) Series
- Part 3 of The one where Harry and Hermione Ride or Die™ for each other (fuck you, Ron)
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15 Aug 2025
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Separated, Not Divorced by Nightcrawler247
Fandom: The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022)
25 Aug 2024
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