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    Ilya knew he had fucked up the moment he'd said it. But he hadn't been able to help it.

    He had known earlier that day when he had double checked his refrigerator to make sure the Canada Dry ginger ale he had bought the day before hadn't sprouted wings and flown away. And he had known when he had researched easy recipes of things he could make that fit Hollander's strict performance diet earlier that week that they were playing a dangerous game.

    The two of them were Rozanov and Hollander, and that was all they could ever be. Ilya knew that. They were Hollander and Rozanov to the public, to the media, to their teammates, to their coaches, and they were supposed to be that to each other as well.

    But Ilya had called him Shane. And then Shane had left.

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    What if after the tuna melt scene when Shane runs, Ilya is the one who gets a public girlfriend. They say every action has an equal an opposite reaction... or in this case, maybe an overreaction.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Shane and Ilya had mutually agreed to keep their whatever-they’re-doing out of Sochi. It was an easy decision to make: this was bigger than any MLH rivalry and definitely bigger than a few hotel hook-ups. There was no room for distractions, not with Olympic gold on the line.

    So it’d be really fucking great if their daemons could get on the same page and stop trying to cause an international fucking incident.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    "Your cock." Shane's face burned. "I've been practising with toys for years and the whole time I was pretending it was you."

    Shane Hollander doesn't do men. He does toys, pegging, a discreet app, and a woman named Svetlana who fucks him so well he almost doesn't notice she's engineering the most elaborate sexual setup in the history of professional sport. Almost.

    A fic about closets, discovery, and the catastrophic moment Shane opens his eyes and Ilya Rozanov is standing at the foot of the bed while he is in panties.

    Set in an alternate universe where Shane and Ilya haven't ever hooked up, and Shane explores his burgeoning sexuality.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    “Ilya,” he breathes into Shane's open, slightly panting mouth. Shane jostles their position, pointing his thumb at his own chest in an exaggerated manner.

    “Shane,” he replies. Quietly, like it's a request, not a statement. Ilya's eyes gentle, and he kisses Shane's nose.

    “Shane.”

    Or: another "Shane stays post-tuna melt scene" fic.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    The first time it happens, Shane doesn’t even realize what is happening. The mystery package does not have any return address, but is directly shipped to Shane’s home. Curious as to what it is, he carefully opens it.

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    Five times Shane gets anonymous Valentine's Day gifts and one time he figures out who they are from!

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    04 Mar 2026