ThatCrazyCatLadyYouKnow



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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    One pretends he’s not hurt.
    The other pretends he’s not panicking.
    Neither is any good at hiding.
    That’s the trouble with love.

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    10 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    Stede is just trying to chart a sensible supply route.
    Ed is just trying to be helpful.
    One of them is deeply focused on navigation.
    The other is leaning, whispering, touching, and absolutely not helping at all.

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    10 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 76

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    In Ed's experience, there's nothing quite so effective at snuffing out a crush than the disappointment of a mediocre roll in the hay.

    So, Ed has a plan: One quick fuck to get this crush on Stede out of his system.

    It's a good plan. Solid, simple, and definitely, one hundred per cent foolproof.

    Right?

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    08 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    Dickfuck, no. Ed squeezes his eyes shut. He needs to get himself the fuck under control.

    Knots. He'll think about knots. Boring, mundane, deeply unsexy knots.

    He pulls back. Cleat hitch.

    Pushes in. Bowline knot.

    He gets in a few more thrusts (Anchor hitch. Carrick bend. Chain splice), keeping it together by sheer force of will. A wave of pleasure crashes over him.

    His balls draw up tight. Fuck.

    His hips falter. Shit!

    Fucking clove hitch, heaving line knot, figure EIGHT —

    He comes. Barely half a dozen thrusts, and he fucking comes.

     

    Written for Whoops Weekend, for the 'accidental bodily function' prompt.

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    08 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    Ed Teach has agreed to accompany his friend Fang to a showing of his boyfriend's work in a local art gallery. He can't help but notice the cute blond guy in the teal shirt making eyes at him from across the room.

    But when the guy finally approaches, Ed realises that all is not quite as it seems…

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    08 Feb 2026