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  1. Rec 12

    Love At First Bite by

    Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

    30 May 2026

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    What went through Martyn's head when his younger brother came home on November 1st with Sharpie still on his face and a stupid shit-eating grin?

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    30 May 2026

  2. Rec 76

    and if i don't see ya... by

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    08 May 2026

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    When you watch a man shave his face in the morning, mutter to himself while he looks for his shoes, bang his shin into the coffee table for the second time in a week and cry out in irritation—how can you help but love him?

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    In a sense, Dan has known Phil all his life. Others have known him longer, known him since he took his first breath in front of a live television audience, but it seems to Dan that no one has known him better.

    or: phil’s life is a tv show, and he’s the only one who doesn’t know. dan—actor, fan, hot for a badly dressed bottle blond—auditions for a leading role. this goes about as well as dan howell + reality tv stardom could possibly go.

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    ilya rozanov sent you $10,000 by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    30 May 2026

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    ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
    Remarks: Moya lyubov please unblock me

    ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
    Remarks: Let me know when you’re ready to talk i will kneel

    ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
    Remarks: character not enough but i’ll kneel and apologi

    ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
    Remarks: ze to you for hours if you want me to i miss

    ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $10,000
    Remarks: you so much

     

    Yuna Hollander (Husband's Mom): Did you just wire my son $30K?

    Ilya: It’s the only platform he cannot block me from Yuna I am desperate

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  4. Rec 11

    Funhouse Mirror by

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    26 May 2026

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    There are plenty of ways in which Dan’s depression medication is making his life easier and lighter.

    It’s also making him gain weight. He’s learning to live with that.

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  5. Rec 21

    we have always lived in the phouse by

    Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

    22 May 2026

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    I understand your concern, but I don’t think we have anything to worry about here. As a hoax, or a prank, or dark satire or whatever, the video is pretty effective, and I can see why you’ve reacted so strongly. But I think it’s a mistake to take this thing at face value. Simply put - the idea that Howell would post it, if it were genuine, is nuts.

    Dan and Phil return from a seven-year hiatus with a very different kind of hard launch.

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    26 May 2026