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Thirsty Thursdays (Gonna Make Me Slick) by StarsHideYourFires
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
20 Feb 2025
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A series of mostly unconnected, primarily omegaverse ficlets that are unrelentingly horny.
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"Oh, I'm sure. Have you got a vacation planned?"
It's a little funny that they're not really talking about football, but Jamie can't even complain— he's been living and breathing absolutely nothing but football for months now, going straight from the end of the season into preparation for the tournament. It's refreshing, like, to talk about literally anything else.
"Yeah, yeah. I've got a lovely villa on a beach booked for my husband and I, right." He pushes a hand through his sweaty hair, shoving it out of his face. "We're headed there tomorrow, straight from here, and I can't wait."
He doesn't even realize what he's said until he sees the interviewer's shocked face, and the curious glances from everyone who's been listening in nearby.
"I'm sorry. Your... husband?"
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or, it’s 2030, and even winning the world cup can’t stop jamie tartt from saying the wrong thing in interviews.
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Jamie types for longer this time.
dont worry abt it mate just pls tell the lads im so sorry for getting yous relegated and all and also for just being so awful i really never wanted to hurt anyone
i swear im fixing it now
ive got it all figured out im finally gonna stop fucking everything up
A chill runs down Sam’s spine. He really doesn’t like what that might be implying.
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or, upon leaving man city, jamie doesn’t take the reality tv offer.
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"Bruv," Isaac says, voice low. "Captain’s orders— the fuck is going on with Jamie and Roy?"
Sam blinks.
"I do not think it is my place to say."
"But you know, yeah?"
He swallows.
"Yeah."
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people talk. secrets come out. it’s not easy being an emotional support dog.
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- Part 5 of all through the night
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if anything could fall (it's the world that falls away from me) by scarlettroses
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
14 Feb 2024
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"Right, what's this, then?" Jamie grins. "A love letter?"
Roy huffs. Tries to laugh, but finds he's too nervous to actually do it.
"Just read it."
"Fine," Jamie whines, playfully annoyed. "Don't rush me. You know I'm shit at reading. I don't even— oh."
That must be the moment he reads the title at the top of the page:
'Outpatient Suicide Safety Plan.'
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or, roy kent gets help.