TheEvilQueen



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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Murderbot is exploring all the different ways it can make Gurathin feel good, which involves things with remote control vibrations and... lubricant.
    Gurathin wants to find ways to make Murderbot feel good too, which means not touching (unless it specifially asks), being a good boy, and (consensually) hacking its pain receptors and fucking around with the settings.

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    06 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    A vampire and a werewolf are sharing a tub in a hospital and no, before you ask, this is not a set up for a joke. There is no punch line.
    Well, George might get punched, actually, but he's not bloody laughing.

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    10 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 32

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    Weyoun blinks, dumbstruck.

    Then he laughs.

    Quark knows laughter. This is neither the laugh of a man who just won big at the Dabo table nor the laugh of someone amused at a joke.

    This is unmistakably a nervous laugh--the kind of laugh that Broik always lets out when he knows he's about to lose a game of tongo.

    "Not a changeling?" Weyoun says, laying a hand over his chest. "No. That can't be true. Founder Odo, you are confused."

    "No," Odo says, "I'm not, Weyoun. For the first time I see things as they are."

    (In which Quark and Odo take their kid on a vacation, Weyoun 6 has a full-blown existential meltdown, Damar learns some very interesting things, and Quark busts into god's living room... again.)

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    06 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 79

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    "You're not dying."

    "I could be," Odo says, dubiously, crossing his arms. "I've had to regenerate every sixteen hours on the dot for my almost thirty years of existence outside a vat, and now I can barely make it thirteen!"

    Quark quickly scrambles into a sitting position on the bed. "You're only thirty?!"

    "I could be dying, and you focus on my age."

    "You're not dying," Quark repeats, "you're seriously only thirty?"

    (In which Quark and Odo have a baby. Sort of. Intended as a continuation of "sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up" but can be read stand-alone.)

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    06 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    “Uh…” Marc trails off before he's even said anything and takes a beat or two to slosh his thoughts back together, “Khonshu.” It should be a question, at the very least prefaced with “I think this is,” but he can't make himself put those words there. This is Khonshu, it’s a fact. The sky is up there, the ground is down here, and Marc Spector is half-sane on the best of days. Immutable laws of the universe that you cannot change.

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    Khonshu turned into an egg, it's a problem. Marc is not equipped to deal with this. There are also shenanigans. He's not equipped to deal with those either.

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    03 Dec 2025