Gifts for TheMockingCrows
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Rose and Dirk, two of three very talented potioneers in the family, dance around each other until they're very abruptly not anymore. This is partly Dave's fault, because he's very helpful.
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Dave and John run into each other at a party and annoy the living hell out of each other, as is their normal.
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i wanna feel on your ass in hawaii by quixxotique (crownlessliestheking) for TheMockingCrows
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Jun 2021
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You've tried not to notice how Dave looks at you, sometimes. You've equally tried to ensure he doesn't notice how you look at him. Unfortunately, you didn't take your partner into account.
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Dave jumps through dubiously healthy hoops in order to feel worthy. Bro sets him straight.
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James is a Null, one who can cancel powers. Dave has a power that troubles him quite a lot- so James lends him some assistance.
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An evening in the life, like many others that came before, and many that will come after.
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Dirk, Hal, and Bro invite Dave to play some D&D for date night. Silliness ensues.
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Dave and Rose hire a prostitute as a birthday treat.
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A familiar threat doses the drinking water for nefarious purposes separate from the expedition Hass Harley, James Egbert and Dave Strider are on. Feelings rise up first, fucking ensues in the second chapter and there is a whole assfuck full of plot which just barely comes to the surface because there's like, maybe three degrees of separation between any two characters.
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“Dave,” you greet him. He seems to pointedly avoiding your gaze. “It’s no problem at all.”
You think something then, something mischievous and unlike you, and the corners of your mouth quirk up in amusement you can’t hide.
It’s just a harmless joke, but something about the lingering gazes from the men full of vitality around gives you courage.
“Just because I happen to be John’s daddy doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy your company.”
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Realtalk, there's something absolutely fucking nuts in those Crocker Harley English Egbert genes.
You're an expert.
You would know.
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You're not an organized guy. Your extended family's disorganized enough to be drastically different (one friend of yours argued successfully that you guys cover every MBTI type, BIG yikes). That doesn't mean you're immune to weirdness, though—sure, you'd considered yourself some degree of impervious but this minor pantheon seems determined to prove you wrong...
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Dave and Dirk come home to Bro after a long night of crashing parties, stealing candies, and being generally delinquent.
Dirk and Bro worked too hard on their costumes.
Dave wants a bath, and earns one.
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Don't Mock the Little Guy by BagtheBagisnotaBag for TheMockingCrows, Elby
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Sep 2018
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-- ghostyTrickster [GT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] --
TG: wait
TG: did jade shrink you
TG: holy fuck did your sister shrink you that is hilarious
GT: y
TG: hahaha
TG: fucking hell she got you good that is so funny
TG: brb i have to congratulate her real quick-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering gardenGonstic [GG] --
TG: i just heard the news and i am fucking laughing my ass off
TG: how small did you make him
GG: thumb size!
GG: you have to come see him dave. he is so cute!! :D
TG: marvelous
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Your name is Ambrose Strider.
You’re 24, blond, strong, impassive.
Recently, you’ve been sleeping with New York’s power couple, Rose Lalonde, best paid writer since J.K. Rowling and Dave Strider, ironic yet thoughtful movie mastermind.
And you think you may be falling a little bit in love with both of them. -
Dave Strider: Supernatural Photographer by GloamingMage for Lizardlicks, Dutch, TheMockingCrows
Fandoms: Homestuck
19 Aug 2018
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The Emerald Woods are notoriously demon-possessed, so what's a rad pair of brothers to do? Find (and fuck) the demons, of course!
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*For Homestuck Polyswap*
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