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    "Are you feeling sick?"


    For many years, Olruggio has gone through his heats just fine. Their apprentices would leave, and Qifrey would accompany him to scent him and cook dinner.

    However, this time, the pharmacy has not filled Qifrey's hormone balancing medication. He's become much more irritable and grumpy, but Olruggio is willing to look past that for a comfortable heat cycle with a friend.

    Until Qifrey becomes a problem.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    Continue chapter 5

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    After the events at the Guanyin Temple, the cultivation world is learning how to breathe again. The Junior Quartet find themselves at the edge of what was lost and what comes next.

    Jin Ling, newly ascended and carrying the weight of Lanling’s legacy on his shoulders, finds that leadership demands more of him than martial skill ever did. Lan Sizhui, steady as the men who raised him, begins to sense a path that defies both the rules he was raised on and the quiet longing he refuses to name. Between Lan Jingyi’s unshakable confidence and Ouyang Zizhen’s good-natured catastrophizing, the world rarely has silence, and the juniors are better for it.

    But beneath every hunt and every hard-won victory runs a growing thread between Jin Ling and Lan Sizhui. As threats rise and history’s ghosts demand answers, the boys must decide what kind of cultivators they will become and what it means when the person you trust most becomes the one you cannot bear to lose.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    Continue chapter 28

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    "Can I borrow your boyfriend?"

    "What the fuck?"

    "Will. Your boyfriend. Can I borrow him?"

    "Beep beep, Rich. He's not my boyfriend."

    "Oh, so I can just go ahead then?"

    (Will and Richie fake date to make their crushes jealous)

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    20 Dec 2025

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    Continue chapter 4

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    Shadow Milk was cursed.

    So, when some poor soul still dared to approach him, he made sure to drive them off. He said the cruelest things he could think of—sharp words designed to cut deep. He dressed in clothes that would make the local clergy choke, though he hadn’t set foot in a church for years anyway. He took up smoking, because if people wanted a reason to hate him, he’d give them one.

    But then he showed up.

    Pure Vanilla. The shepherd’s son.

    Always the first to arrive at church, and the last to leave. Always helping others. Compassionate. Gentle. Kind to the point of annoyance. His skin was sun-kissed from long days in the fields, and his hair long, golden, and gleaming caught the light like it was spun from summer itself.

    He was the kind of person people called good without hesitation. Perfect even.

    And for some gods-forsaken, witch-cursed reason, he had made it his personal mission to befriend Shadow Milk.

    (Or Shadow Milk gets to be a sacrificial bride.)

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    02 Nov 2025

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    Continue chapter 3

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    At the cusp of defeat, Shadow Milk gets transported to a backwards world: Dark Enchantress was sealed away before she could do any lasting damage, the Beasts never came to be, and the Ancients rule over an otherwise peaceful world.

    Oh, and apparently his counterpart is dead and hailed as a hero. Because his life wasn’t already complicated enough.

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    What happens when the guy who basically saved all of cookiekind comes back as an evil, corrupted version of himself?

    Healing. Healing is what happens…hopefully.

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    12 Sep 2025

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    Continue on chapter 16