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    What is the world coming to when goddamn aliens give me sympathetic looks about paperwork? It was boggling. Infuriating. Maybe, a smidge validating. Nick Fury resisted the urge to swear and check over his shoulder in case Murphy was lurking.

    Not that this Senju Tobirama was their typical extraterrestrial, oh no, guy had to come from a separate dimension in addition to being from a different planet.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    1 okay no update chanc e but YES PUHLEASE

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    In which Ned Stark takes one look at the stranger’s unnatural beauty, silver hair and queer eyes and comes to the logical conclusion that the Old Gods have saddled him with yet another Targaryen. Tobirama, on the other hand, can’t quite bring himself to resent being surrounded by tall, kooky Northerners who claim the wolf as their sigil. Senju are all well and good, but Tobirama’s mother was a Hatake. Yes, this second go at it is all sorts of relaxing, even if his hosts seem impossibly soft and naive for—any life, really, much less such an overtly political one.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders.

    “Ok. That is definitely different.”

    In his head he blames Naruto – even if his number one unpredictable student had been nowhere near him on this mission. When things go this stupidly impossibly wrong it must somehow be the future Hokage’s fault.

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    21 Jan 2026

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    NO PART 2:(((

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    Kakashi's tether to his soulmate is a skin-writing bond. This means that his soulmate's thoughts appear as ink on his skin, and the closer their bond gets, the more the ink spreads.

    The problem is that every word shared through their bond is an insult, and even though Kakashi has no interest in finding his soulmate, nothing short of death can sever their ties.

    He met his bonded, they don't like him, and now, he has to live with that.

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    Kakashi and Obito are soulmates. Neither of them knows, but maybe they should.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    Thank you for living

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    Kakashi knows he's a failure. Even as he leads his ANBU team to success and racks up perfect mission records, he knows he's a failure. Why else would he be losing his life to ANBU instead of taking missions in the sun with his genin team? Oh, that's right: Because they're all dead. Every last one of them, and it's all Kakashi's fault. His old team is dead. His old team is gone.

    So who exactly is that standing outside of Konoha's gates?

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    27 Feb 2025

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