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    IAN! @poppytuft: someone write fic where they all go to the party that night after their campaign and mike and will make out in the bathroom bc Will says I hate your hair like this. please let me fix it. and he’s running his hands through mikes hair and he goes oh. OH. don’t give a fuuuuck

     

    IAN! @poppytuft: Dustin henderson kat stratford ten things i hate about you dancing on the kitchen table moment while mike and will are dry humping in the bathroom. Who cares anymore

     

    IAN! @poppytuft: I'm doing it myself

    (or: the party DOES go to Stacy’s party, and mike and will get so gay off that vodka)

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    07 Jan 2026

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    Mike hates Valentine’s Day. It was fun as kids, when teachers would make every student decorate a little shoe box with pink and red heart stickers, that by the end of the day would be filled with cheesy Valentines and sweets.

    But this isn’t kindergarten anymore— there are no school-enforced rules that his classmates have to give him a Valentine. He has to earn them. And he hasn’t.

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    Mike is (not) upset that he’s the only one of his friends that hasn’t received a Valentine. That is, until something just so happens to fall out of his locker the next day.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    The clock hit 7:55, and a knock sounded on the front door. Harry practically bounced across the room, honestly overjoyed to see whoever it was on the other side. No matter what, they were taking him away from the Dursleys, and that was all that mattered. He heard Vernon’s lumbering steps entering the hall, accompanied by the sharp click of Petunia’s heels, but he raced to reach the door first. A wide grin stretched his cheeks to their limits as he threw open the door.
    And the smile fell right off his face.
    Shrouded in darkness, fog swirling around the hem of his long, dark robes, face as dour as ever, and hair casting cruel shadows across his face, stood Severus Snape.
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    Aka: I ran out of hurt/comfort Severus Snape Adopts Harry Potter fics to read so I had to write one myself.

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    31 Dec 2025

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    "Good evening my little witchling." Lucifer greeted welcomingly. His words a soft-spoken caress. Beyond pleased with how his evening was going, and with this little treasure that had quite literally fallen into his lap. He let his power curl out beyond her barrier, getting a taste for how her magic would mix with his. "Not many have managed the great feat of summoning me as you have so graciously done, so tell me, what is it you desire?" He purred, holding back a chuckle at the light flush spreading across her features as she leaned further back from him. A splash of desire now peppering her sent.

    She was attractive to be sure, beautiful in a soft way that would complement his wife's sharp beauty. Her features almost too perfect to be strictly mortal. But it wasn’t just her appearance that was drawing him in, no, now that he was looking for it, there, within her buzzed a latent magic. The small pull of it and the barest taste of it, (sweet honeyed wine with just a hint of citrus) was absolutely tantalizing...

    And those eyes…

    Lilith would surely approve...

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    10 Dec 2025

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    On your way home from work in the Lust Ring you swing by Ozzie’s to drop off a package.
    What you don’t expect is to find your boss’s lover, Fizzarolli, hiding in the back office, trying to keep himself together while having a panic attack, nor could you expect the series of events that follow.

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    17 Nov 2025