The_Lizard_Wizard
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And Say the Animal Responded? by The_Lizard_Wizard
Fandoms: Pokemon Legends: Arceus (Video Game)
27 Aug 2024
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The god of all creation and mastermind behind all intelligent life has a brilliant plan to solve it’s issue: The hero’s journey.
A long established tradition, the intrepid young man or woman would set out and overcome unfathomable odds, make life-long friends and improve themselves and the world around them as a result.
Since it is a bit short-staffed at the moment, the sole progenitor of all that is and ever will be decides to outsource its heroism to another dimension.
The 15-year-old kicking and screaming about being kidnapped is perfect, after all- refusal of the call is the first step in a hero’s journey.
(15-year-old Akari from our world is going on a Pokemon journey whether or not it kills her, as decreed by god)
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Thrice-Born by The_Lizard_Wizard
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
23 Jul 2024
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Most people are born once, if they're lucky. Twice, if they have unfinished buisness. But never thrice.
Link, hero and champion of Hyrule, awakens irreversibly changed in a manner bordering on titular. His journey as the only Zonai in the world will be exacerbated by the complete lack of recognition in the eyes of people he held so dear, a fate I pray you, gentle reader, never have to experience.
(Or: the Zonai Link fic I couldn't find and therefore had to make)
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Damian hasn't seen his brothers in months or weeks or however long he's been at the mercy of the Justice League. Ever since the other Batman came and undid the immutable truths of his universe by killing his father (his own counterpart) and taking his brothers with him.
Then, his name still clarifying the horror he was in for, the Dark Knight approaches, intent on him and his taking Damian for their own.
(Damian is rescued after weeks of a hell of Batmans own making, but this process is not easy nor is it swift)
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Jason clicked the pen, and started to write on the envelope.
Dear Mr., “Gotham’s foster care is safe.”,
Thank you so much for dropping me off at Ma’s personal soldier camp.
I had a great time, truly a ten out of ten experience.
I loved the part where I got shot in the arm. A real highlight of my week.Thank you for your genius-level, billionaire insight. You really nailed it. Incredible stuff. You could teach a class on how out of touch you rich twats are.
Since you were so kind to drop me off somewhere so safe and warm. I thought you might enjoy these documents.
-Jason Todd
AKA: Jason Todd gets permanently trapped in his twelve-year-old body after Bruce dropped him at Ma Gunns's School for Boys. This time, he isn't going to Batman for help; he will take on Crime Alley by himself.
It's not like Bruce actually cares about him.
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- Part 1 of Nobody’s Soldier
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Bookmarked by The_Lizard_Wizard
29 Apr 2026
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if you need a place to rest, you can borrow mine by star_hopper
Fandoms: The Black Phone (Movies - Derrickson)
14 Apr 2026
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"Hello?" he says.
"Am I speaking to Armando Reyes?" the short, clipped voice on the other end asks.
"This is he," Mando replies.
"My name is Ava Hanlon. I'm with social services. You're the godfather of Finney and Gwendolyn Blake, is that correct?"
He blinks. The names don't ring a bell. "Not that I'm aware of, no."
"Their mother listed you as their godfather," Ava says. "Hope Blake, maiden name Addler."
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When her son is born, Hope lists an old friend as his godfather. She does the same when her daughter is born two years later. In 1978, Mando gets a call.Series
- Part 2 of Finney & Mando works
- Part 1 of next of kin
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16 Feb 2026
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For Want of a Savior by VermilionFlame
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham (Video Games)
02 Mar 2026
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This universe is completely different from his own; yet, in many respects, it's the same in the ways that matter. The Red Hood finds a broken bird in an abandoned wing of Arkham Asylum and rescues him. He doesn't expect for the bird to grow attached; or for him to do the same.
Basically, post-UtRH Jason gets punted into the Arkham-verse and, upon seeing Arkham Jason, goes "Is anyone gonna save him or am I gonna have to do it myself?" while completely disregarding the fact that he's a complete disaster himself.
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Bookmarked by The_Lizard_Wizard
15 Feb 2026
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When Eddie drunkenly confesses that he’s gay and in love with Steve, it takes time and no small amount of awkwardness to return their friendship to where it had been before. Because if neither of them wants to lose the other, what other choice is there? They both know that Steve isn’t queer and can’t ever return Eddie’s feelings… right?
Bookmarked by The_Lizard_Wizard
04 Feb 2026
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During a game of D&D at his house, Dustin discovers something of Robin's that implies Steve isn't straight. Rather than have his best friend outed in front of Eddie and the kids, Steve accepts ownership of the item and his supposed 'queerness'. But what Steve never could have expected is how Eddie Munson reacts to his 'outing'.
Bookmarked by The_Lizard_Wizard
04 Feb 2026