Thealien
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Why Wizards and Sorcerers Cannot Be Left Unsupervised by Thealien
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
17 Dec 2025
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The party investigates a well for reasons Astarion cannot even begin to fathom and, naturally, Tavlyn winds up doing something stupid.
Gale refuses to accept any fault whatsoever.
set in Act I, after the goblins
Content warnings: sex pollen, a trans man receives vaginal sex
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- Part 9 of Tavlyn Goldwall
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Tavlyn gives Astarion a present. Astarion is Astarion about it.
Content warnings: off-hand references to Astarion's past
playing a bit fast and loose with the DND magic system
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- Part 8 of Tavlyn Goldwall
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,036
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 51
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A Bear, a Vampire, and an Idiot Go To a Party by Thealien
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
10 Dec 2025
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Halsin is rescued and the tieflings throw a party and we all know what happens at parties.
Content warnings: alcohol
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- Part 6 of Tavlyn Goldwall
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,986
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 55
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Tavlyn lets Lae'zal lead the party to the githyanki creche and everything promptly goes to shit. Astarion has to pick up the mess.
Alternative title: Astarion stays at camp ONE TIME and y'all nearly TPK
Set in Act I, post-goblins.
Content warnings: none apply, other than a blatant disregard of DND's magic system
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- Part 7 of Tavlyn Goldwall
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The plan goes off without a hitch: Tavlyn keeps Astarion safe in battle at his own expense. Exactly how Astarion wants him to.
Astarion has some feelings about it.
Set in Act I.
Content warnings: non-graphic description of injuries
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- Part 4 of Tavlyn Goldwall
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This is the adventures of Tavlyn Goldwall, a mixed-elf (one quarter moon elf, three quarters wood elf) Wild Magic sorcerer who is VERY excited to be DOING THINGS, OUTSIDE, with LITTLE TO NO supervision.
Featuring Astarion/Tav, later Halsin/Tav, and even later Astarion/Halsin/Tav.
Content warnings: Astarion's backstory, child abuse, self-harm and self-mutilation, scars, intentional neglect, abandonment, slavery, mind-control. Will add as needed.
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- 52,091
- Works:
- 9
- Bookmarks:
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Astarion and Tav find themselves trapped in a small, enclosed cave, covered in a curious mushroom.
Bookmarked by Thealien
11 Jan 2026
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the last kiss of whatever made me by nihlisticFireball
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
02 Oct 2023
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red and warm and shaped to remember.
or, what that mouth do?
Bookmarked by Thealien
16 Dec 2025
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Watching you fix me by rodneypowerbottom
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
07 Nov 2023
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Astarion mouths wet kisses against the other side of Tav’s neck, and then he mutters something so unsettling into his skin that Tav is almost certain he misheard it.
“What did you say?”
“I wonder how much blood you’d have to lose,” Astarion repeats, “for your cock to stay soft?”
In which Astarion drinks way, way, way too much of Tav's blood one time, and then they both get incredibly horny (and emotional) about it.
Bookmarked by Thealien
14 Dec 2025
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dripping like honey (down the back of my throat and on the front of my mind) by vampiricgf
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
15 Mar 2024
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“Little love, tonight is a perfect night as any to reconsider.”
Reconsider. It makes your eyes crack open sluggishly, heat spreading beneath your skin as the first twinges of anxiety unfurled in your head like a bold of cloth unraveling. It was an often asked question due to your usual response of it simply not being the right time. It wasn’t a lie persay, but a half truth that felt heavy in your belly now. The meat of it was that you were doubtful a spawn could carry a child, and that topic felt like a completely different beast.
Bookmarked by Thealien
08 Dec 2025
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what can be touched by doodledeedoots (olrinarts), olrin (olrinarts)
Fandoms: Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
14 Nov 2025
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Of all the issues that might befall him after a thousand years in chains, Narinder would have put ‘touch aversion due to touch starvation’ nowhere on the list. It was a ridiculous notion that he should not have had to contemplate, let alone suffer the reality of, but it stubbornly remained. What logical sense was there in ‘physical contact being painful and overwhelming due to wanting it too much’? None, that was what.
Narinder is having a problem, and then the Lamb offers a solution. Now he has multiple problems. Some very pleasant problems, in certain cases, but problems nonetheless.
Bookmarked by Thealien
13 Nov 2025