9 Works by Thealien
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Why Wizards and Sorcerers Cannot Be Left Unsupervised by Thealien
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
17 Dec 2025
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The party investigates a well for reasons Astarion cannot even begin to fathom and, naturally, Tavlyn winds up doing something stupid.
Gale refuses to accept any fault whatsoever.
set in Act I, after the goblins
Content warnings: sex pollen, a trans man receives vaginal sex
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- Part 9 of Tavlyn Goldwall
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Tavlyn gives Astarion a present. Astarion is Astarion about it.
Content warnings: off-hand references to Astarion's past
playing a bit fast and loose with the DND magic system
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- Part 8 of Tavlyn Goldwall
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,036
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 51
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A Bear, a Vampire, and an Idiot Go To a Party by Thealien
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
10 Dec 2025
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Halsin is rescued and the tieflings throw a party and we all know what happens at parties.
Content warnings: alcohol
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- Part 6 of Tavlyn Goldwall
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,986
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 55
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Tavlyn lets Lae'zal lead the party to the githyanki creche and everything promptly goes to shit. Astarion has to pick up the mess.
Alternative title: Astarion stays at camp ONE TIME and y'all nearly TPK
Set in Act I, post-goblins.
Content warnings: none apply, other than a blatant disregard of DND's magic system
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- Part 7 of Tavlyn Goldwall
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The plan goes off without a hitch: Tavlyn keeps Astarion safe in battle at his own expense. Exactly how Astarion wants him to.
Astarion has some feelings about it.
Set in Act I.
Content warnings: non-graphic description of injuries
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- Part 4 of Tavlyn Goldwall
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There's too much going on for Astarion to bring himself to care about any of it. They kill some things here, there, and everywhere, but he's having more fun bothering Tavlyn.
Set in Act I.
content warnings: brief references to past sexual abuse (not between the pairing)
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- Part 3 of Tavlyn Goldwall
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Astarion wants to follow-up with Tavlyn after watching the man receive Loviatar's Blessing. Mostly because he has a wager to win.
Set in Act I.
Content warnings: undernegotiated kink, blood, trans man receives vaginal sex
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- Part 5 of Tavlyn Goldwall
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,791
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 30
- Hits:
- 387
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It's another new night of freedom, for Astarion, along with the herd he's decided to stick with. Time to unwind from the stress of the day, try to pretend there isn't a worm in his brain, and start making plans for how he's going to ensure his survival when somehow the stupidest of them wound up as leader.
Set in Act I.
Content warnings: none apply
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- Part 1 of Tavlyn Goldwall
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,173
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 63
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Toxins, Terror, and Other Reasons to Avoid Swamps by Thealien
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
09 Aug 2025
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The tadpole team have traveled to Aunt Ethel's tea shop in hopes of help, but find a Gur Hunter instead. Don't worry though--Tavlyn has a plan.
In which Astarion learns that Tavlyn has bad ideas, cool powers, and probably a crush.
Set in Act I.
Content warnings: brief vomiting, non-graphic.
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- Part 2 of Tavlyn Goldwall