RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
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[Podfic] This Is Just The Pre-Game by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
08 Jun 2025
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It's Valentine's Day, and Eddie is bravely avoiding his friends attempts to set him up. It's a good job he's in though, because Steve ends up at his door, needing a pep talk before an important date.
Podfic of This Is Just The Pre-Game by entanglednow.
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[Podfic] As Easy As That by Moonflower_Rose by Cailynwrites, RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234), reveriepi, sweaters_in_the_summer
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Dec 2024
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Trust Potter to be the target of a rogue bonding spell from a crazed fan. Trust Draco to try and leap in front of it.
Podfic of As Easy As That by Moonflower_Rose.
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[Podfic] Make an Honest Man Out of Me by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Dec 2024
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Harry and Draco weren’t sure how it had got so out of hand. At first, it was just a hook-up, a random encounter after meeting at a pub. No reason to tell their friends and families about that. And when it turned into dating and got a bit more serious than that? Well, who could blame them for stalling on breaking the news?
Or the five times Harry and Draco failed to come clean to their friends and the one time they didn’t.
Podfic of Make an Honest Man Out of Me by manixzen.
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She minds her mother’s lesson, and she takes care with her seal cloak.
Would that she had taken as much care with her heart.
Podfic of daughter of the sea by miraphora.
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[Podfic] Kiss Like Judas by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
05 Apr 2024
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“Eddie,” Steve interrupts. “I like you.”
Eddie whips around so quickly he trips over his own legs, yelping. Steve sees it happen in slow motion: the stumble, Eddie’s hands flailing, and finally, tragically, Eddie crashing right into the lake.
Steve stares at the water Eddie fell into, blinking wildly. It ripples ominously, bubbles rising to the surface.
“Shit,” he says faintly.
(Or, Steve brings Eddie out to a lake in an attempt to woo him. It kind of works.)
Podfic of Kiss Like Judas by beetlesandstars.
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Podfics of the “1986 was the year of the Fire Tiger” series by maiamaryse by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
20 May 2023
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- 28
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
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Podfics of “Ready for the start of something new” by Amanita_Fierce, RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandom: Check Please! (Webcomic)
12 Apr 2022
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Podfics of the “Ready for the start of something new” series, written by DesignatedGrape.
Connor "Whiskey" Whisk/Kent "Parse" Parson future fic tattoo shop AU. Everything is the same for Whiskey, but a lot of things turned out differently for Kent. Good thing they find each other anyway.
- Words:
- 25
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 4
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you had me at goodbye by ingberry
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
04 Sep 2025
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The kiss is scorching hot, unlike the cold October night. Alex’s hand cups his neck, the pressure firm, and their tongues brush slowly against each other as time becomes an abstract concept.
Alex pulls away and Henry jolts back into his surroundings, head swimming. Space grows between them and Henry stands rooted to the pavement as cars whizz past, eyes glued to Alex’s face.
A small, private smile steals across it. “Goodbye, Henry Fox.”
Henry meets Alex at his own goodbye party.
Bookmarked by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
05 Sep 2025
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still recall as i wonder by silvermaples
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
08 Aug 2025
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“I’m so glad,” Alex tells him, throat rough. “Really glad.”
Henry’s grin falls into something smaller. Alex is hit by the revelation that he’s never seen either expression, only imagined them. They’re better than anything his mind could have made up.
“Me too.”
Or, even in post-apocalyptic America, Alex and Henry find each other.
- Language:
- English
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- 18,580
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- 1
- Comments:
- 29
- Kudos:
- 165
- Bookmarks:
- 34
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- 1,525
Bookmarked by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
01 Sep 2025
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Confidential Memorandum by sherryvalli
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
12 Oct 2023
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"Hello, Mr. Fox-Mountchristen's office. How may I help you?"
"Hello, can I speak to Mr. Fox-Mount-krishen, please?"
Alex blinked. After two weeks of hearing nothing but the voices of snooty men and frazzled secretaries calling in, the person on the other line now sounded decidedly neither snooty nor male nor in any way adult.
It was a little girl.
"Mr. Fox-Mountchristen's unfortunately in a meeting right now,” Alex began slowly, “but I could take a message?"
"Oh." The girl paused. "You're not Mr. Hunter."
Alex starts a new job as Henry's new assistant. Henry's daughter keeps calling the office and leaving him messages.
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- Part 1 of Mr. Alex & Miss Fox-Mountchristen
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,309
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- 1/1
- Comments:
- 363
- Kudos:
- 6,901
- Bookmarks:
- 2,005
- Hits:
- 72,057
Bookmarked by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
24 Jul 2025
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running through my mind all day by allthelovesaved
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
17 Apr 2024
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If Pez actually wanted Henry to get out of his flat and go make local friends, he wouldn’t have sent Henry the Tiktok profile of the most beautiful man Henry has ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on at the exact time Henry needed to leave to make it to the social his new job is putting on.
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“Oh, Hen,” June whispers, tugging his arm. “You wanna fuck my brother so bad you look stupid.” She grimaces, wrinkling her nose. “As much as I hate to admit it.”
“My life is a cosmic joke,” Henry tells her entirely seriously.
“I don’t really know what you mean.”
Henry is not going to tell her he’s been thirst stalking her brother’s Tiktok account for weeks now.
Bookmarked by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
20 Jul 2025
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dark jeans and your nikes (look at you) by theprinceandagcd for nevernothungry
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
12 Jul 2025
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Alex scoffs, glancing back over at Mr. Tall-Blonde-And-Fucking-Rude. He's already peering in Alex's direction, but he looks away immediately when their gazes meet.
“He's got a fucking staring problem, too.”
Nora snorts. “If I didn't know any better, I'd say you want a random customer to like you.”
“I definitely do not.”
The guy checks out with Nora, purchasing a blue button-up shirt and leaving in a hurry once his receipt is in his hand. He doesn’t look in Alex's direction again.
It’s whatever.
Alex definitely doesn’t fucking care.
Series
- Part 11 of Dr. Alex's 1000 Subs Celebration
Bookmarked by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
20 Jul 2025