RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
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[Podfic] How to Seduce Your Rival in Five Easy Steps by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Apr 2026
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Step One: Flirt!
Step Two: Figure out what flirting is.
Step Three: Attempt flirting again.
Step Four: Why is flirting so difficult. :(Even Rose Landry might not be able to save Shane Hollander's flirting game, but she's going to do her best to try to help him seduce his crush, Ilya Rozanov.
Podfic of How to Seduce Your Rival in Five Easy Steps by trickysnail.
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[Podfic] love and other drugs by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
22 Mar 2026
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“No, Ilya, stay.” The last word came out as a whine.
“Why is he calling you Ilya?” Pike asked.
"Why is he asking you to stay?” Hollander’s mom followed.
Ilya shrugged. “How would I know?”
Hollander lifted his arm out, as if reaching for Ilya. “Because I want him to stay.” It was said in a tone that seemed to say, 'obviously'.
“Shane,” Hollander’s dad started. “Um- what’s going on? I thought we hated Rozanov.” He seemed to realise what he’d said and glanced at Ilya. “Sorry.”
“Is fine.”
"No, I don't hate him. I love him."
Or:
(cliff, ilya, hayden & shane's parents visit shane in hospital after the incident. a very drugged up shane cannot hide his feelings for ilya)
Podfic of love and other drugs by goldengalaxies.
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[Podfic] World's Fastest Man by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
25 Nov 2025
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There Rozanov was—all muscle and glinted gold, ringlets shining, even tied back behind his head.
Shane had never hated someone more.
At age 17, Team Canada’s track and field darling meets his match at the 2008 Athens Olympics.
By 2012, things have gotten a lot more complicated.
Podfic of World's Fastest Man by broccolicheddarchicken.
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[Podfic] This Is Just The Pre-Game by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
08 Jun 2025
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It's Valentine's Day, and Eddie is bravely avoiding his friends attempts to set him up. It's a good job he's in though, because Steve ends up at his door, needing a pep talk before an important date.
Podfic of This Is Just The Pre-Game by entanglednow.
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[Podfic] As Easy As That by Moonflower_Rose by Cailynwrites, RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234), reveriepi, sweaters_in_the_summer
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Dec 2024
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Trust Potter to be the target of a rogue bonding spell from a crazed fan. Trust Draco to try and leap in front of it.
Podfic of As Easy As That by Moonflower_Rose.
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Podfics of the “1986 was the year of the Fire Tiger” series by maiamaryse by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandom Stranger Things (TV 2016)
20 May 2023
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- 3
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Podfics of “Ready for the start of something new” by Amanita_Fierce, RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandom Check Please! (Webcomic)
12 Apr 2022
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Podfics of the “Ready for the start of something new” series, written by DesignatedGrape.
Connor "Whiskey" Whisk/Kent "Parse" Parson future fic tattoo shop AU. Everything is the same for Whiskey, but a lot of things turned out differently for Kent. Good thing they find each other anyway.
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- 25
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- 2
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ghosts we've always known by impetuous
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
26 Jan 2026
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“Seeing you smile like that, it makes me want to give you all of this,” he called out, making a sweeping gesture across the ice.
Shane turned back to look at him, eyes bright, and laughed. “Canadian Tire Centre? I know you’re rich, Rozanov, but an entire arena is a pretty big real estate investment.”
Ilya pushed off, skating to a stop in front of him, knowing his expression had morphed into something serious. “Hockey, Hollander. It should have been yours.”
Or, everything that happens when your dreams don’t come true.
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Bookmarked by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
26 Apr 2026
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it's not gay if it's ur bro! by persimmon_tea
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 Apr 2026
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cens and censibility @ottawagirly
is there a reason why 8 million different hockey players have decided to post pics of themselves kissing each other with tongue or????????Or, Hayden Pike is freaking out after accidentally posting a video of Shane and Ilya making out on his fanmail. Luckily, he has a groupchat of hockey players determined to help them play it off. The internet is mostly just confused?
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- Part 4 of hr social media fics
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- English
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20 Apr 2026
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he turns off the big light by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
31 Mar 2026
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Ilya knows firsthand that the world isn’t comfortable. It’s loud, bright, demanding, a harsh place in direct opposition to everything he’s recently learned about autism.
Is it so wrong that he wants Shane to feel safe here? To carve out a space where, even if only for a few hours, he doesn’t have to grin and bear anything? He can just be?
Or: Ilya Rozanov has a lot of good ideas. Telling his fuck buddy that he should consider getting an autism diagnosis isn’t one of them.
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Bookmarked by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
19 Apr 2026
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How to Seduce Your Rival in Five Easy Steps by trickysnail
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Apr 2026
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Step One: Flirt!
Step Two: Figure out what flirting is.
Step Three: Attempt flirting again.
Step Four: Why is flirting so difficult. :(Even Rose Landry might not be able to save Shane Hollander's flirting game, but she's going to do her best to try to help him seduce his crush, Ilya Rozanov.
Bookmarked by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
14 Apr 2026
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This is heaven and I'd die for it by Deerlie_03
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Mar 2026
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For one, singular, blissful moment, nothing is wrong when Ilya wakes up.
And then the bubble pops.
With something less like a pinprick and more like a gunshot.
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After Ilya is outed he has to deal with being the only openly queer player in the league, being Russian, and being in love with Hollander even after he ran away all at once. It sucks. He does it anyway.
Series
- Part 1 of The body aches when you tell it to quit
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Bookmarked by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
30 Mar 2026