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  1. Summary

    Three stories that follow Astarion from his early days as a noble youth in Baldur's Gate right through to what happens to him after the death of Cazador Szarr and the defeat of the Absolute.

    Portrait of the Vampire as a Young Man - Here we meet Astarion and his dysfunctional family, a father who cannot stand him and a mother who maybe loves him too much. We follow his progression from unwilling law student to his final days as a magistrate in Baldur's Gate where, swayed by the promise of gold and advancement, he falls into the clutches of Cazador Szarr.

    - Astarion has defeated Cazador but his dream of ascending is dashed when Divarra refuses to help him.

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    After redecorating the Crimson Palace and most traces of Cazador from the manor, Vampire Lord Astarion makes sure to christen the place. How? By plucking his name from his beloved’s tongue however he chooses. ‘Enjoy yourself, darling.’ He demands it.

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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    Two years after Sympathy for the Devil, Astarion finally has the life he always wanted: wealth, status, and a manor in the Upper City. But loving a devil, especially one like Raphael, was never going to be easy.

    As vampire attacks surge and rumours of a new vampire lord in Baldur’s Gate begin to spread, a fanatical group of monster-hunters set their eyes on them, threatening to shatter the fragile peace they’ve built.

    And in the shadows, someone else lurks... An incubus who refuses to be forgotten.

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    English
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    76,088
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    16/19
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    24 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 52

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    A month after the events of Baldur’s Gate 3, the city’s saviours find themselves gathered outside The Devil’s Fee at dusk, summoned by the diabolist Helsik to do a job.

    Their task? Deliver a high-value infernal ‘package’.

    The problem? The package is tall, horned, and winged – and not at all happy about it.

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    English
    Words:
    120,000
    Chapters:
    25/25
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    21 Mar 2026

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    Chapt 4

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    Tav arrives at St Balthazar's University Hospital with a broken heart, a new job, and a determination to prove herself as a doctor, she belongs in one of the busiest emergency departments in the country.
    Instead she gets Mr Astarion Ancunin as her new consultant.
    Brilliant. Terrifying. Beautiful in the most unfair way imaginable.
    Tav hates him immediately. Hates his arrogance. How easily he dismantles her, how he humiliates her. Hates how cold he is. How fucking perfect he is.
    But somewhere between the night shifts, the adrenaline of resus, and the way he looks at her when no one else is watching, hate turns into something far more dangerous.
    And getting involved with your consultant is the fastest way to destroy your career.

     

    An all-human AU medical drama set in a London major trauma centre, where the patients are sick, the shifts are long, and falling for your consultant is a terrible idea.

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    English
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    1/?
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    19 Mar 2026

  4. Rec *

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    The Royal Baldur Ballet's upcoming season is poised to be the most dramatic yet. With seven gorgeous ballets to stage, first soloist Astarion Ancunín is convinced this will be the season he finally shines bright enough, worthy of the rank of principal dancer. Enter Wyll Ravengard, stage left, and everything is about to change.

    ~*~

     

    Wyll Ravengard is most definitely not an apprentice. Astarion knows that name, Wyll Ravengard. He won the Prix de Lausanne five or so years ago, the most prestigious competition for ballet students. Even as a student, it was clear that Wyll was going to be the ballet world’s next big star.

     

    And now he’s here, in Astarion’s barre spot. In his rank.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    188,699
    Chapters:
    34/34
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    1
    Comments:
    1,676
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    761
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    149
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    26,136

    21 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Wylstarion Ballet fic - Really good this one!

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Spanning the years -4800DR all the way through 1495DR, the fates align around Dinalla as she tends a budding romance growing between herself and Astarion. With the pieces set in place millennia before even her birth, she must navigate the complexities of love when intertwined with the trauma they share. His uncanny resemblance to her former master Vellioth doesn't help either.

    Carmilla Dlardrageth has lived a life on the run from danger for millennia, simultaneously making it her mission that no vampire grow as powerful nor corrupted as her maker, and is drawn to the Szarr manor with the ritual drawing near. But what will Astarion's fate be once he manages to complete the ritual with Dinalla by his side?

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    Language:
    English
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    5,408
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    2
    Comments:
    2
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    31
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    10
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    1,403

    08 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Read this when the backlog clears