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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    In a world where Mark Watney was the notorious pirate Blondbeard, Edward Teach is stuck on Mars.

     

    Fuck.

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    09 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    Edward Teach is minding his own business, reluctantly trying to engage in some self-care, when his day takes a turn for the worse.

    But maybe there’s a silver lining.

    Some silliness cross-posting from Bluesky.

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    05 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    Finally, at 43, pop star Edward Teach is about to get his fairytale ending. He’s got the perfect guy—handsome, kind, patient, and most importantly: crazy about Ed. When his boyfriend proposes, it should be an easy yes, yes, a million times yes! There’s just one problem. Ed’s kinda sorta already married, and he hasn’t spoken to the guy in seventeen years. 

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    03 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    Stede Bonnet loves his best friend. Ed Teach *loves* his best friend, who is both straight and engaged to "pleasant enough" Mary Allamby. All three of them are making the best of it until Father Bonnet announces for Stede's 30th birthday that he's set the wedding date. Are they all headed for misery or is there still a way to set all three of them free?

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    03 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    Stede Bonnet has gone through his life behaving. He married an omega, had pups, went through med school, worked at a prestigious practice, but as time went on, he became more aware that he didn't fit in that life. When his father passes he decides that it's time to take his life in his own hands and that's how he finds himself at the Queen Anne Clinic. It's how he meets Edward Teach, an alpha with a reputation and charisma. An alpha that begins to make him question things about himself he's never faced, but now...he's left seeking answers.

    And Edward Teach? Is happy to give them.

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    03 Sep 2025