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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Ed Teach has spent most of his life behind the wheel of a truck. All of those long hours on the road have made it impossible to build lasting relationships, and so Ed is used to being alone. He's made his peace with it. He's accepted that he's just not the kind of guy who gets to have someone to come home to.

    But, when Ed stumbles across a golden haired lunatic in a truck stop in the asscrack of nowhere, he begins to question some of those assumptions…

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    23 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    After Ed meets the mysterious repeat donor who has been visiting his nonprofit, he and Stede arrange to go on a date—an outcome of interest to multiple people in their lives.

    Cross-posting from Bluesky.

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    22 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    An OFMD AU of the movie Armageddon.

    As a planet destroying asteroid hurdles through space toward Earth, Stede Bonnet and his crew at NASA enlist the help of Edward Teach, the world's best deep-core driller, and his own crew of misfits to save the world.

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    17 May 2026

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    06 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    In the spring of 1897, Stede Bonnet hired a rag-tag crew to renovate his family’s long-abandoned estate in Pembrokeshire, Wales. Among this crew was groundskeeper Edward Teach. Eager to stay updated on the project, Stede began a regular correspondence with Ed.

    Years later, upon the discovery of their correspondence carefully tucked away in a clothes-stuffed closet of the manor, historians concluded that they were not, in fact, just very good friends.

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    29 Apr 2026