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Stede Bonnet's brother, Jack, is engaged to Mary Allamby to secure a critical business merger, but when he's distracted by the cook's son, Edward Teach, it's up to Stede Bonnet to run interference to make sure the wedding goes forward as planned. But can Stede keep his mind on business as his heart grows ever closer to Ed? I think we all know the answer to that...but let's watch the story unfold!
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Meteorologist Stede Bonnet and pilot Ed Teach fly into a hurricane to drop experimental drones and find themselves stranded on an island. Because of a lightning strike, they have no way to communicate with the mainland, and must depend on each other to survive.
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A Gentlebeard college AU based on American Football's self-titled album (now referred to as LP1).
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27 Jan 2026
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Ed’s seen plenty of folks run a marathon.
He’s also seen plenty of folks walk a marathon.
But he’s never seen anyone race walk a marathon. Until now.
Ed notices the cadence before anything else. It’s all hips. Hips swiveling and dipping like those of a supermodel, if that model were crossing a football field at the same pace the others made it down the catwalk. Arms pumping double time but no bounce in the shoulders—eerily smooth from the chest up. And while on the topic of chest…this might be the broadest chest Ed’s ever seen on an endurance athlete. A luminous pink shirt hugs his biceps, the swell of his tits, the small peaks of his—Jesus. With the rain and the chill, someone’s gonna get an eye poked out.
Ed hopes it’s him.
He doesn’t need both of his eyes.
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This blond guy race walking a marathon is the sexiest person Ed Teach has ever seen. And Ed's...fascinated.
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26 Jan 2026
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Bored of running one of the most successful tour guiding and travel publishing companies in the world, Ed decides to go check out a rival company's tour as he considers his own future. He doesn't realize that the company's owner, the charming Gentleman Tour Guide himself, will be running this tour of Portugal personally.
Ed is immediately taken with Stede, but lying doesn't make for a good start to a relationship. Besides, Ed has long since stopped trying to find a soulmate.
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24 Jan 2026
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A lesson in how to keep things casual by Edward Teach.
Things may or may not go to plan.
Title taken from the song with the same name.
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16 Jan 2026
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what it says on the tin! Some drabbles for JanAUry
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10 Jan 2026