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“Kill Granger.”
An unwarranted hurt sliced through her chest, intensified by the laughter around the room. He took a slow sip of his beer, holding her gaze.
“Fuck Granger.”
Heat swept through her body. Her heartbeat filled her ears, drowning out everything else.
“Marry Granger.”
He didn’t look away, and she forgot how to breathe.
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17 Jan 2026
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The Tenuous Threads of Friendship and Desire by Tippilo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Sep 2024
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“My dates never worked because they weren't you, Hermione! None of them can even compare! And as much as I love fighting with you, I’m sick of fighting this!”
Or: Hermione is in love with her best friend, and they decide to stop being idiots.
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- Part 2 of Quick and Spicy Dramione
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08 Dec 2025
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Mystery Work
Part of Ems Hidden
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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22 Nov 2025
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It's been six years since the war ended.
Six years of healing.
Six years of repairing his image.
And six years since he last saw Hermione Granger.
But when Muggles are damaged from several cursed Viking items in a museum, Draco and Theo contact the one person who can fix this. The one witch that completely disappeared without a word six years ago.
Draco knows that Hermione has secrets. And he's willing to go to drastic lengths to discover them.
But the cost of discovery might just cost him everything. So what's more important? Knowledge of the past? Or the hope of a future?This Draco POV story follows an alternate universe after the war, where maybe the story at Hogwarts needs to be re-written. And maybe Hermione and Draco had more history than they let their friends in on.
This is a completed fic! As always, I guarantee a HEA and plenty of Ron-bashing when I'm able.
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18 Nov 2025
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And thus began a very complicated and unideal state of affairs in which Draco couldn’t ask whether the world-ending, all-consuming randiness he felt all day every day from that point on was a symptom of his magical fake-real (but mostly fake) pregnancy and something that she was also experiencing, or simply the logical progression of his hithertofore unacknowledged obsession with Hermione Granger.
Or, Draco has couvade syndrome (the magical version!) thrust upon him.
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09 Nov 2025
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The Wizengamot wants to sentence Draco Malfoy to death. Hermione is having none of it.
To save Draco, Hermione marries him. Their compatibility in and out of the bedroom surprises them both.
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01 Nov 2025
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Love in Other Places by mightbewriting for MrsButlertron
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2021
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It required a strangely intimate level of trust, assuming Draco wouldn’t willfully mistranslate her, that he accurately interpreted a conversational ebb and flow.
It was irritatingly fascinating too, having him focus so acutely on her every word, pause for a beat, and then spin her intentions into a different language. If Hermione allowed herself the moment of indiscretion, she might have described it as a rush. A completely inappropriate rush, but a rush all the same.
[In which Hermione discovers an affinity for seeing Draco speak several languages.]
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28 Oct 2025
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Ten years after the war, Hermione finds herself in a mental, sexual, and financial rut. Everything seems to change upon a chance encounter with the reclusive Draco Malfoy.
Or Hermione realizes that she is a money-sexual.
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19 Oct 2025
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Draco sees his girlfriend, Hermione, in a thong for the first time and absolutely loses his mind.
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18 Oct 2025
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Fairytale/Castle AU 💝 Pining Draco, bookish Hermione.
Hermione lives a sheltered life behind castle walls, but her desire for adventure sometimes gets her into trouble.
Draco Malfoy is a member of the Royal Guard, fresh off a highly-decorated stint as an elite soldier. He thinks about Hermione a lot, but that's just because it's part of his job to protect her, right?
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16 Oct 2025
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When Hermione’s ex arrives at a pub trivia night with the woman he left her for, she tries to make him jealous by sitting in Draco's lap. But their fake dating charade takes a very real turn when he’s more than happy to partake in a daring kink that her ex would never indulge.
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15 Oct 2025
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Ever the practical woman, Hermione Granger decides that if she’s going to lose her virginity, she’s going to do it in a way that ensures it's the best possible experience for her. How can one confirm that? Through trial and error… and a willing subject to help execute her various tests.
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13 Oct 2025
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Ties That Bind (Conjunctionis Ligavaris) by TattoosAndHighHeeledShoes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 May 2020
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"If you think that's an orgasm, Granger, you're in for a long night." They knew each other, even respected each other, but a marriage law, some Veritaserum, and Ministry-mandated memory exchanges will change everything. Dramione. TWOSHOT Rated Explicit for chapter 2.
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07 Oct 2025
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Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, and Pansy Parkinson are forcibly paired under a reenacted marriage law, designed to combat the wizarding world’s plummeting population. Matches must consummate their unions within a year or face reassignment.
Furious at the injustice, Hermione agrees to marry Draco Malfoy, as a calculated act of rebellion, determined to expose the law’s cruelty from within. Draco, under his mother’s pressure, sees the marriage as a means to an end, a way to restore the Malfoy name and manipulate public favour by aligning with the war’s golden girl.
Ron and Pansy, unexpectedly matched and left behind, are forced into uneasy coexistence, watching the people they care for most choose strategy over sentiment.
Intentions don’t stay hidden forever. With every bitter word, every stone thrown, and every unspoken truth, each couple finds themselves inching closer to the edge, until love, loyalty, and defiance bleed into something more dangerous.This is not how you fall in love. This is how you destroy me.
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- Part 2 of This is How You Destroy Me
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07 Oct 2025
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Hermione Granger and Her Monthlies by slytherinsghost
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Oct 2025
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Hermione finds Malfoy’s journal and is shocked by what she reads. She consults her friends, and her premenstrual symptoms intensify in the meantime.
But Hermione discovers who knows her best and exactly what she needs.
*Inspired by this post on r/AmIOverreacting- sorry girlie.
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05 Oct 2025
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Hermione’s boyfriend wouldn’t lick tiramisu off her finger, but he’d happily nurse on his best friend's fingers like a baby with a pacifier. Well, perhaps that was a touch dramatic.
She couldn’t stop thinking about it, though, and one upsetting conclusion she was coming to was that maybe he just wasn’t that into her. She had other theories as well, but this was the one that reverberated loudest in her brain.
They needed to talk; something had to push them forward, or she would explode the next time she saw Draco lovingly lave at Theo’s fingers or the next time he flicked his tongue against hers in that filthy way, sucking on the tip of her tongue, his hips brushing gently against hers, only to push himself up and away from her, ending the evening with a polite kiss goodnight.
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Draco has a habit of licking Theo's fingers. Hermione is confused and sexually frustrated.
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- Part 1 of SuckItUp
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05 Oct 2025
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A series of flirtatious text exchanges
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04 Oct 2025
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Draco woke hazily and the first thing he noticed was the telltale throbbing of a hangover. His head was pounding, throbbing. He knew from past experiences to keep his eyes shut because opening them to bright lights would make his head feel like it was splitting open.
The second thing he noticed was that his cock was very hard and in something incredibly wet and soft. Fuck. What a predicament to be in. He tries to calm his racing heart and use his other senses to find out who he was thoroughly sheathed inside of.Bookmarked by Toooldforthis1990
02 Oct 2025
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Draco was reaching for the clipboard hanging beside his latest patient’s exam room door when he caught sight of a familiar set of curls in his peripheral vision. He hadn’t seen Hermione Granger in nearly two months – not since he’d woken up on a Sunday morning to realize she’d vanished sometime during the night and seemed hell-bent on not returning his owls.
"We need to talk."
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28 Sep 2025
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A short comic of Theo's unfortunate timing at catching his friends.. doing.. something...
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17 Sep 2025