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    What The Fuck Is An Elder Queer by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    22 Apr 2026

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    Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”

    “I’m not giving you my home address.”

    “Why not!”

    “Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”

    That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”

     

    In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    It starts in an elevator by

    Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)

    27 May 2026

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    Yuna getting stuck in an elevator with Ilya for two hours doesn't change everything... but it changes some things. Like Yuna getting to be on a first-name basis with Ilya a full year before her son is.

    (Part 2 (the smutty part) is not actually essential reading if you are not in the mood for smut!)

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    11 May 2026

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    summaries (total words: 267,759) (It starts in an elevator, by Sporkess)

    the best person to be stuck in an elevator (Words: 7,298)
    There's no good way to be stuck in an elevator. Not when you're stuck in an elevator with someone who treats being annoying as an art form he wants to perfect, and definitely not when that person is your son's rival who you've hated for years.

    But, when Yuna finds herself stuck in an elevator with Ilya Rozanov, she realises there's more to the story than she'd seen.

    do you want to stick with me? (Words: 3,274)
    Ilya is two hours late to meet Shane and now has to make it up to him. Shane doesn't always have the words to explain what he needs, but fortunately Ilya has learned his body enough to figure it out and give it to him anyway.

    message failed to send (Words: 204)
    The text exchange between Jane and Lily on the night Ilya got stuck in the elevator (just an extremely tiny sequel).

    come home by inches (Words: 29,613)
    An unexpected encounter with Ilya Rozanov - and a newly changed perspective of him - leads Yuna into a series of conversations with both halves of the rivalry - and slowly into both an unexpected friendship and a new understanding of what the 'rivalry' entails.

    Or: (5 times Yuna reached out to Ilya, +1 time he reached out to her first; 5 times Yuna tried to get Shane to talk to her, +1 time she didn't need to.)

    the best laid plans (Words: 96,337)
    When Ilya and Shane decide they want a plan to let them soften the rivalry and (maybe, eventually) come out without it being an NHL emergency, they ask Yuna for help. Yuna's got a 6 stage plan and it is absolutely, definitely going to work.

    next question (Words: 5,001)
    An extra from the previous instalment in the series (the best laid plans) - llya's interview with the Department of Player Safety.

    glass closets and thrown stones (Words: 126,033)
    Shane and Ilya sign with Ottawa on July 1st 2018. It goes startlingly well (apart from all the bits that don't).

  3. Public Bookmark 59

    Where the crawfish spend winter by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    02 Jun 2026

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    It's been three years since Shane was kidnapped in Montreal before Sochi, and he had discovered the completely healthy coping mechanism of not thinking about it.

    He had other, more pressing issues: a third Stanley Cup run, a secret marriage, a murderous fan base, and free agency next year.

    The whole kidnapping thing was easy to ignore now. He could almost believe it was just a story that happened to someone else.

    Or: Shane and Ilya are just trying to move past it all, and the past says no.

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    31 May 2026

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    up to ch 10

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    The Chaos Theorem (or: Shane Hollander needs a nap and a therapist. He got Ilya instead) by

    Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    14 Apr 2026

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    Welcome to the Ultimate Game.

    If you’re looking for a chronicle of redemption or, worse yet, a fairy tale ending with a kiss under the snow, you’ve walked into the wrong locker room. This is the story of a sabotage.

    For ten years, the hockey world has feasted on the rivalry between two captains with the same hunger one brings to a public execution. And us? We served them the blood on a silver platter, while in the shadows of hotel rooms in Montreal or Boston, we exchanged fluids and secrets with the precision of two spies in enemy territory.

    They believe the ice is a sanctuary of heterosexual secrets. They don’t realize that while they were betting on our next elbow to the face, they were witnessing a long, violent decade of foreplay.

    Now, it’s time for El Plan.

    Shane is the butterfly flapping its wings on an underwear billboard. I am the tornado about to level the entire NHL.

    Grab your popcorn. It’s going to be a beautiful massacre.

    My name is Ilya Rozanov, and you can thank me later.

    Or: how Shane and Ilya gaslit the entire world by officially "starting to date" in 2020.

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    28 May 2026

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    up to ch 7 (The Chaos Theorem (or: Shane Hollander needs a nap and a therapist. He got Ilya instead) by Goffi_3197)

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    He could already see himself there, [...], explaining to his audience [...] that the media are lazy animals. If they aren’t fed a buffet of prime cuts, they start digging where they shouldn't. Consequently, one must arrange the corpses just right.

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    Duty of Care by

    Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)

    08 May 2026

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    11 May 2026

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    summaries (total words: 310,747) (Duty of Care, by boopboop)

    The Rookie (Words: 14,962 [Chapters: 3/6])
    Cliff's Rookie year was kinda fucking awful. Being the new guy sucks.

    Lucky for him, there's a new new guy to take the heat now.

    Even luckier for him, the new guy is kinda fucking crazy...

    Or, Ilya Rozanov Vs The Locker Room, featuring the epic bromancing of one Cliff Marlow.

    Detail Orientated (Words: 24,289)
    Summer at the cottage is the first time Shane and Ilya have been able to spend any significant time together. Naturally, it comes with some revelations.

    Or, Five Things Russians Do Not Do, A Detailed Observational Study By Shane Hollander.

    Duty of Care (Words: 145,224)
    Ilya Rozanov, get loved.

    Holding Patterns (Words: 126,272)
    Shane and Ilya's peace is hard-won and devastatingly fragile. A phone call from Russia threatens to bring the whole house of cards down around them.