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God Emperor Cain by A_random_scroller
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
27 Feb 2025
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It started in his bones, breaking them into fragments and growing its own in their place.
Then his lungs, bursting open as its own lungs grew rapidly inside of them.
Then his heart, ripped to shreds to make way for the heart of a new god.
Then everything went black as the new god completed its transformation.
The God Emperor of Mankind, The New Man, The Boy Who Would Be King, Master of the Lines, The Allfather, Anathema, died, and not even Tzeentch, Master of Lies, realized.
And in that moment, Ciaphas Cain was born.Bookmarked by TremereObserver
04 Jan 2026
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CIAPHAS CAIN AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS by profBarat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
01 Jan 2026
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What happens when the Imperium’s most reluctant hero is born into the Wizarding World instead? What if he lands the Defense Against the Dark Arts position during Harry Potter’s second year?
Follow Ciaphas Cain, a decorated if mysterious veteran of the First Wizarding War, as he stumbles into events far larger, darker, and more dangerous than he would ever prefer. Expect misunderstandings, convenient accidents and lots and lots of lamenting by a protagonist who insists that none of this was his idea.
No prior knowledge of Warhammer 40,000 is required, though readers familiar with Ciaphas Cain may notice that some habits are impossible to unlearn, even with a wand in hand.
Also on SpaceBattles, with better footnotes.
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- Part 1 of CIAPHAS CAIN: HOGWARTS’ FINEST
Bookmarked by TremereObserver
27 Dec 2025
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Turns out, HR is a real thing in SDN. Turns out, they like to blackmail their own employees into agreeing to a documentary about their rag tag group of fuck ups turned marketable heroes.
Also, turns out the Internet loves a good sexy, miserable, tired and overworked man.
Cue Robert Robertson, entering stage left.
Aka the world discovers Robert and maybe Z-team does too, in a more intimate way.
Bookmarked by TremereObserver
07 Dec 2025
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After an accident takes her mother, Flambae's neice finds herself being passed from foster family to foster family. When one of them strikes her, she runs to the only place she knows is safe: the SDN headquarters where her uncle works. Staying with uncle Chad's dispatcher isn't what she expected, but she'll take anything over being returned. She just wants family, and finds that when you look, you can find family anywhere. Even a group of reformed villains.
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- Part 1 of What is Family
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06 Dec 2025
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IT’S LIGHTS OUT, AND AWAY WE GO! — Dispatch Formula 1 AU by canonically47
Fandom: Dispatch (Video Game)
05 Dec 2025
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Welcome to the 2023 Formula 1 season! Let’s take a look at our teams this year.
Red Bull Racing, for another year in a row, is repped by Flambae and Prism. Mercedes have lost Robert – Mecha Man Blue – to a horrific crash, so they paired Blonde Blazer up with rookie Invisigal. McLaren sport Phenomaman and Waterboy, while Aston Martin pride themselves on their pairing of Coupé and Punch Up.
What are Ferrari up to? With Sonar and Malevola the face of the Scuderia for a fourth year in a row, tifosi are growing impatient, and want a championship claimed. The Team Principal, Chase (formerly known as Track Star), Head Engineer, Royd, and Head of Strategy, Robert, all work tirelessly to make those dreams come alive.
Flambae is on a three-year winning streak, with Prism ready to divebomb anyone in his way. Phenomaman chases a historic 6th title; Blazer wants her 5th. Sonar and Malevola are equally as hungry for success.
In the end, there can only be one winner. Who will we see crowned World Champion in Abu Dhabi at the end of 2023? Only one way to find out: hop in for the ride!
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06 Dec 2025
