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It's college time. Kaz and Inej share an apartment and no weird, awkward things occur. No boy/girl roommate blunders, no sick-got-to-take-care-of-each-other moments, and not even a proper childhood friend crush trope was completed in the making of the friendship between Kaz Brekker and Inej Ghafa. They live in complete harmony.
Nina sees this as an injustice.
She makes the decision to take matters into her own hands. She makes Matthias her accomplice and becomes the mastermind of a very intricate plan in order to make Kanej canon.
She involves Jesper and Wylan as her informants and spies.
Bets are made, and hearts will be broken. But will it be Kaz's, Inej's, or Nina's shipper heart?
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That silly goofy bandana of Hunter's by TurnipUp
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon)
14 Jun 2022
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The iconic red bandana has never been washed. This fic catalogs how the batch handles it. Hint, Hunter is distressed.
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- Part 2 of The Happy Batch
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The squad fights a valiant battle against their most disgusting enemy yet, cockroaches.
Warning: bugs. Seriously.
OR: I wrote this because I was *:･ﾟ✧inspired by the cockroach on my dorm wall (and the suitemates who don’t clean their food up)✧*:･ﾟSeries
- Part 1 of The Happy Batch
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Crosshair's a Menace to Society and especially to his Brothers by TurnipUp
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon)
11 Jun 2022
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What if chipped Crosshair was that mean, sassy little bitch he was in TCW. OR, Crosshair treats everyone with extreme disrespect. It’s not personal unless you’re a brother.
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Keith can’t dance. Lance can. They're at a ballroom gala thing.
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Miscellaneous moments about the squad, inspired by tumblr posts or my plethora of headcanons. All light-hearted and can be read alone and out of order.
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Dennis is the type of guy who can fade into the background. He doesn't mind. But when he pulls out some farm boy strength, the Pitt is left stunned.
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05 Feb 2026
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“I don’t see Garcia,” Whitaker chimes in from beside her.
“I didn’t ask,” Trinity replies stiffly.
“But you’re looking for her, right?”
At the risk of making herself sound like a complete loser, Trinity lowers her voice and hisses, “Obviously.”Or, the one where Trinity fumbles her way into getting a girlfriend.
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05 Feb 2026
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“Mel?” Trinity stands up so fast she almost gets lightheaded. “No, no, no! It can’t be Mel! I can’t bully her into giving me a cut of the money!”
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"Jesus, I get it, you think she's hot," Whitaker mutters. "But how exactly is she unavailable? She practically lives at our place."
"That's the problem," Santos grouses. "She's always at our place."
"I'm not following."
Santos gives him a look that is simultaneously miserable and condescending. "She's never brought me home, Whitaker."
Or: in which Dennis Whitaker fails to mind his own business.
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- Part 1 of extra extra verse
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05 Feb 2026
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Trinity and Dennis have been roommates for three months, and she wouldn't say that they're friends.
Sure, they spend all of their time together. And yes, they watch The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives religiously every week and chat about it at work. And yeah, fine, she'll meal prep them both lunch while he fixes her sink, but they're not friends. And that's how it'll stay.
Until the day a patient comes into the ER and Dennis refuses to treat him. Not out of revulsion. Not because the guy’s an ass.
Because Dennis is terrified.
And fear has a funny way of cracking things open.
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04 Feb 2026
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“—and I know that there’s Becca and Tanner and Millie to consider, but I was wondering if you maybe wanted to move in? Together? With me?”
Mel blinks. He certainly doesn’t look like he’s having a stroke.
“Frank, why would we move in together?”
“I thought it might be nice,” he shrugs here, acting nonchalant even though Mel can see the tension in his jaw. “To take that next step in our relationship.”
“Frank, what are you talking about? We’re not in a relationship?”
At this, Frank’s frown deepens before widening into a frustrated half smile. “Uh, yes we are? We’ve been dating for nine months?”
What.
Or, Frank thinks Mel doesn’t do physical touch.
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31 Jan 2026