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    “If you're gonna sit at a table, you gotta play,” Husk says.  “House rules.”

    “Oh, that ain't my game,” Angel Dust says, fussing with his fluffy bangs. His mismatched eyes are bright under all the flashing neon in the casino.

    “Not interested in gambling your soul away?”

    Husk feels like a heel as soon as he says it, but Angel Dust laughs.  “Ain't mine to gamble.”

    Self-contained, crotchety Overlord Husk, the gambling king of the pride ring, has never been interested in famous jack-of-all-sex-trades Angel Dust. But when he visits Valentino's club as a favor to a friend and meets Angel for the first time, he feels sparks — and he's not the only one. As their fragile friendship inches toward something more, the two become entangled in a dangerous game of politics and princesses, jealous overlords and deadly vices, and the stakes have never been higher.

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    It’s just not feasible. Phil's soldiers are outnumbered. His allies are hesitant, unhelpful. He cannot fuel the proper war that will bring them out on top, that will finally bring the bloody conquest to a close. His people will be slaughtered. His crown will be stolen. He will be another name to the growing list of fallen rulers.

    But a sword raised on the battlefield is not the only way to take care of a threat. Phil knows there’s plenty of other ways to secure victory, or at the very least, push off defeat for another week longer.

    The moment the conqueror’s forces come within range, Phil sends an invitation.

    He invites the conqueror to lunch.

    (Or, AU with king!Phil and conqueror!Techno being enemies, then friends, then family. It is a very calculated plot, until it's not.)

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  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    Tubbo chose Tommy first. Before they escaped the prison they were born into, before they had their powers, before they were pressed into heroism, before a group of villains offered them an alternative, Tubbo chose Tommy. And so, Tommy chose him back every time. Even when Tubbo would have preferred he hadn’t.

    Six months into living with the SBI, and Tommy has almost gotten used to not having to always be Tubbo’s shield. They may be villains, but their promises of protection have proven more genuine than the heroes’ ever were.

    Yet, threats thought long buried are rising once again. Echoes of a bygone timeline seem to push the world towards an inevitable apocalypse once more. Can the SBI protect Tubbo and Tommy from threats they still don’t fully understand even after living their lives twice? Can Tommy keep what he has gained, or will something be shaken loose?

    A bit of advice from someone long gone: “Keep the things you love close.”

    … Or you may not be able to shield them.

    (This is a sequel to One More Step Out of the Pit.)

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    The miscommunications continue.
    Technoblade is adjusting to life in space and recovering from his injuries. The rest of his crew are trying to figure out how to handle having a human around.
    They'll get there eventually.

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    21 Feb 2025

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    When Wilbur was offered as a gift to the Somnus Coven, he expected to see his death coming quickly. After all, a witch's blood is a delicacy to vampires. But that's not the way his story plays out.

    What he got was far beyond his wildest imagination: a family.

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    21 Feb 2025