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    Yamada Hizashi is having a very, very bad Monday.

    How is he supposed to deal with his unexpected rut cycle when his omega is too stressed to even notice that he's in rut?

    Warning: Do not read if you don’t like A/B/O dynamics/biology or role reversal.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    “Hello and good evening, dear listener! How’s it going? What’s on your mind?”

    “Why didn’t you do the dishes. I specifically asked you to do the dishes so when I got home from patrol I could have stuff to make us dinner. Tell me why, Hizashi.”

    Or, one evening an irritable Shouta calls Hizashi during his evening show, and it becomes a regular occurrence.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    "I think it's an aphrodisiac," Maomao says, with an enormous, long-suffering sigh.

    "What."

    "I'd be hard pressed to tell you exactly what it wants," Maomao says. "It could be our body heat, or the plant itself could be sensitive to something released only during sex–"

    "What."

    "--but based on the fact that there's no animal or human corpses in here, I imagine it's going to let us go once it's had a meal."

    "Are you saying," Jinshi says, very carefully, "that the plant wants us to–"

    "Don't finish that sentence, sir," Maomao says, holding up a hand. "I don't know if the plant realizes it has two people."

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    05 Feb 2026

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    “Your face is flushed,” Maomao informs him, as if he couldn't feel his own rising temperature. Her hand slips down to press against his cheek – a killing blow. Jinshi hears himself make a pathetic noise.

    Maomao’s eyes flick up to meet his. Slowly, she lifts a brow. He can’t even say anything in his own defence, just slumps in defeat, as she glances down at his lap and then sighs.

    Jinshi is distracted for days after the aphrodisiac incident. Gaoshun ‘helps’ by siccing Maomao on him. He is probably not expecting what happens next. (Or at least, refusing to think too much about it.)

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    04 Feb 2026

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    “Maomao,” Jinshi says, after a few minutes of this. His voice sounds weird even to his own ears, all drawn-out and wobbly. “Maomao, what is this?”

    “A prostate massage,” she answers briskly, not pausing in her ministrations. “It’s a good alternative, since you seemed too sensitive to be touched directly earlier.”

    Jinshi's first encounter with an aphrodisiac is not exactly voluntary. Maomao helps, sort of.

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    04 Feb 2026