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The Other Was Neville Longbottom by UnfortunatelyNonFiction
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2026
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Neville Longbottom wasn’t brave. In fact, if you asked anyone at all, they would say he was hardly a Gryffindor. He preferred his solitude and his plants. The greenhouses never avoided his company or called him a Squib or expected him to live up to the legacy of his parents. And, for six years, he got away with hiding there.
Then Voldemort came back from the dead, Harry left for an extended camping trip, and the school fell to the Death Eaters. Neville did what anyone would have done. He called for a meeting with the DA, certain that someone else (anyone else) would step up and become the leader that they needed to survive.
So why did everyone keep looking at Neville like he was going to lead a revolution? Why was his mum whispering to him every time he got cursed? And why was Draco Malfoy blushing so much?
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The Form We Take by UnfortunatelyNonFiction
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter - Fandom
10 Jan 2026
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In the wake of Voldemort’s defeat, as the lines between justice and vengeance begin to blur across the magical community, Draco returns for his eighth and final year at Hogwarts under the terms and conditions of his probation. With nothing left but determination and a sneer, Draco resolves to pass his NEWTs and make a future for himself that he’ll never be ashamed of. Then students start taking their own revenge, the Weasel is set to go off at any moment, and an angry, haunted Potter begins stalking him again. In all of the madness of nightmares and dueling rooms, auras and side effects, Patronus charms and starry lights, Draco finally learns that the only thing more difficult than facing who you’ve become, is becoming who you are.
NOTE: This work contains very heavy themes (please read the tags) but it is NOT excessively graphic or explicit. I do NOT consider this fic DD:DNE, but I would strongly advise CAUTION. Draco's history is very dark, especially in Part II.
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A Heart To Come Home To by UnfortunatelyNonFiction for PrincessMadness
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2025
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Neville hasn't seen Harry Potter in years, until he becomes the new Defense professor and an old friendship becomes a new flame.
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A Pair of Woolen Socks by UnfortunatelyNonFiction for ZaynaKai
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Dec 2025
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George hasn't been back to the Burrow since the war, but maybe, with Harry's help, he can go home for Christmas.
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Harry can't sleep. Draco is the only one who can help him.
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Theft of Assets, Destruction of Property by orphan_account
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2025
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Bookmarked by UnfortunatelyNonFiction
07 Dec 2025
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Harry’s life was a wreck. He was terrible at any kind of romantic relationship, he hated being an auror, and had no idea what he wanted personally.
He blamed his unhappiness for recklessly taking an untested WWW product that keeps dragging him all over the country. It was supposed to show him what he desired, but so far the only good thing to come out of it was the fact that Neville was always around when Harry appeared. Too bad Harry was oblivious to the fact that the potion knew what he wanted all along.
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07 Dec 2025
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Potter and Malfoy's Guide to the Internet by Bitui_n
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Nov 2025
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Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.
Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
Draco: Our minions-
Harry: Followers
Draco: -keep commenting itIn a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.
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Bookmarked by UnfortunatelyNonFiction
01 Oct 2025
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Paroled and forbidden to do magic, Draco has very few choices. Three years after his sentencing he's surviving in the Muggle world by selling himself for food and drugs, but it's just about caught up with him, and so has the living tattoo he accidentally gave himself which occasionally seems to be trying to kill him. Neville Longbottom is in his last week as an Auror and getting ready to start a new life as a Hogwarts Assistant Professor, so he really could have done without one last assignment to chase down a rogue parolee with a deathwish. Little does he know, he might be the only one who can help Draco to turn his life around.
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Bookmarked by UnfortunatelyNonFiction
22 Sep 2025
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Nearly 10 years after the war, Neville finds an unconscious Draco Malfoy in Knockturn Alley. Acting on impulse, he takes him home to try and help but he's soon to discover that Draco's wounds run deeper than a few cuts and bruises. The road to recovery is a long and painful one but it's always better with someone by your side.
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- Part 2 of Post War Romances
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22 Sep 2025