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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    “Had to pick someone else up,” Tim announces as he enters Jon’s field of vision, dragging a soft-looking boy with blond curly hair by the hand. “This is Martin. You should kiss.”

    Tim,” Jon snaps.

    Martin turns bright red.


    Jon is an exhausted pre-med student dragged to a party, where he meets Martin Blackwood, a poetry major who turns out to be excellent at drunken cuddling. It would be perfect—if Jon hadn’t caught him making out with Tim, that is. Chaos, idiocy, and polyamorous pining ensue.

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    10 Apr 2024

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    Fluffiest shit ive read, must reread on rainy days

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    Sherlock Holmes never expected to live a long life, but he never imagined that it would end like this.

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    17 Mar 2024

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    Made me sob

  3. Public Bookmark 66

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    Alastor x Reader) You didn't live a good life, far from it. But somehow you didn't think you'd end up here. And you certainly didn't think that you'd end up at this hotel. But, for whatever reason, you're here along with the one who calls himself the Radio Demon. Call it fate or chance, but he finds you very interesting...

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    31 Jan 2024

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    “Did you have a… secret past life?”

    Martin snorts. “As if I had the time.” He shakes his head, turning back to the task at hand. “I wanted to, but I was mostly boring, you know? Go to work, come home… the worst I did was get a tattoo.”

    Jon feels his need to know almost take him out at the knees; where? Of what? Why? When did he get it? Between Martin’s brief sojourn in document storage and their awkward first night on the sofa, Jon’s seen most of him—where is it? Forcing himself to be normal about this, he nods stiffly. Words gather in a landslide against his teeth and he clenches his jaw, brows raised in an expression that he hopes exudes polite curiosity.

    From Martin’s smirk, he misses the mark by a mile.

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    05 Jan 2024

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    So in character and just wholesome af

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    "They, uh, did a good job on you. Your chest looks good," says Martin, in what he can only hope is a casual tone.

    "Thanks. Yours too," Jon replies automatically. A beat passes, and then Jon's eyes go wide with horror while Martin stands and splutters with some unnameable emotion. "Oh, good lord, I didn't mean-"

    "No, no, no, it's okay," says Martin, once he's peeled his eyebrows back off the ceiling. "You're good. I, I actually appreciate it?"

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    27 Oct 2023