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  1. Public Bookmark 53

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    “So.. How did you get into this line of work?” It was a pathetic attempt at small talk, but Remus was desperate to ease the tension.
    Sirius crossed his arms over his chest and narrowed his eyes. “Mommy issues. Why the fuck do you care?”

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    Sirius is a popular OnlyFans creator, Remus is a veteran porn star with a big dick.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    Remus arrives at the Potters' after a mission that's gone horribly wrong.

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    23 Jan 2026

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    Sirius Black and Lily Evans, both troubled with guy-problems swap homes in each other's countries, where they each meet a local guy and fall in love. (Wolfstar / The Holiday AU)

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    22 Jan 2026

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    “Excuse me,” the stranger with the curls and the eyes and the nose and the lips and the hands, spoke lowly in his ear. Close enough that Sirius felt warm breath on the side of his face and it made him break out in goosebumps. He was so close. So close and so tall he had had to bend down to speak in Sirius’ ear.

    The man had placed his hand on Sirius’ back in order to pass him, the squeeze behind him to get to wherever he needed to go. And in order to do so he had placed one of those large hands with the long fingers on Sirius’ back, low enough for him to feel a pinky and ring finger burn into the naked skin of his lower back. Instantly sobered up Sirius looked at him as he passed, and was only spared another one of those crooked grins and the wisp of soft t-shirt against his arm.

    Light brown hair and long limbs soon disappeared in the crowd and Sirius was left with a pounding heart and weak knees.

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    Or; A three-part story of two young men falling in love over the course of a night, a week, and a month.

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    21 Jan 2026

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    When two-time Oscar winner and walking PR catastrophe Sirius Black drunkenly torpedoes his career at an award show, his manager sends him to The Graham Norton Show for damage control.

    (Un)fortunately, sharing the sofa that night is bestselling reclusive novelist RJ Lupin: cardigan-clad, and far too attractive for Sirius’s peace of mind.

    Somewhere between hundreds of viral memes and stolen phone numbers, what begins as a PR nightmare might just become the first honest thing either of them has ever done in years.

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    20 Jan 2026