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This was, without a doubt, Mira's worst nightmare.
The woman to her left leant over her for the fourth time to talk to the person on her right, and Mira tore her headphones down - her over-ear, very expensive, noise cancelling headphones that apparently were completely useless when faced with whatever actual nonsense this woman was saying to her friend - to sit around her neck so she could say with venom, “Please switch seats with me. I'm begging you.”
“It's not allowed,” the purple-haired woman on her right said, her hands visibly tense on the armrests. On Mira's armrest. Everyone knew the person in the middle seat got both armrests. Fuck AirAsia for charging for allocated seating. “If you're not in your assigned seats they can't identify you from your teeth when you die.”
The ‘I'm stuck in the middle seat of an airplane and these two idiots won't swap seats to sit next to each other’ AU. Established Zorumi, a very grumpy Mira, and a six hour flight.
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21 Apr 2026
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Emergency room doctor and Omega Ryu Rumi treats the predicament of one Han Mira, an Alpha in a hard—difficult situation.
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07 Apr 2026
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have you ever tried this one? by karacantwrite
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01 Aug 2025
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College AU.
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22 Mar 2026
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Not that she had applied for a transfer purely to increase her chances of getting laid, but her time at private university had been pretty stifling in more than a couple of ways. Between not being able to study what she wanted (fashion design and marketing) and her old roommate (homophobic), Mira had found her best option was to piss off her parents (nothing new) and enroll elsewhere for her second year.
In any case, she had just spent all night at the orientation mixer hitting on a girl who turned out to be straight, and now she’s in bed, alone, still a little buzzed from the free beer, convinced that everyone on campus is getting laid tonight except for her.
So. Laptop out, headphones on out of habit, Mira tipsily browses for some porn.
pathetic lonely lovergirl Mira spends several months watching two faceless strangers on the internet having soft, giggly, intimate sex and becomes utterly smitten. what might happen if she coincidentally became friends with them irl? (threesomes. threesomes is what happens) aka the zoerumi camgirl au
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20 Feb 2026
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“It's hard to forget when the hot woman who's inside you with a strap tells you she wants to stretch you out with something thick.” Zoey's mouth curled into a predatory grin, and with slow movements, so Rumi could stop her if she wanted to, she crawled over her until Rumi was pressed into the side of the couch. Hovering over her stretched out body, Zoey enjoyed taking in the little changes in Rumi - how she relaxed, the faint blush dusting her cheeks, and her gaze turning hungry for something other than takeout. “So, Doctor Ryu, where's that attitude and when are we gonna start?”
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Rumi is a gynecologist and Zoey has a silly idea.
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10 Feb 2026