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Rumi froze.
She tapped the video, replaying. And there, she could see it. Mira’s arm— low, angled toward her seat, vanishing out of frame. Doing a mental check, it was exactly where Rumi remembered: resting tentatively against the edge of her seat, fingertips brushing close enough that she’d felt a phantom warmth on her thigh the whole ride.
The replies underneath were brutal:
@wolfcub123: don’t play with me, is she holding your THIGH???
@cryingmirror: rumiiiiii blink twice if you’re in a relationship with the hottest woman on earth
@iloveturtles: oh we KNEW Mira was smooth but THIS?? 💀
@shiphuntrix: that’s not your bestie, that’s your GIRL.
—Or, Rumi posts what she thought was an innocent reel and the internet goes feral.
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23 Dec 2025
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Wear Me Like a Secret by VelvetRagdoll
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
14 Sep 2025
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Caitlyn wished she knew how red her face was, and if it was noticeable. It seemed, at the very least, Vi remained oblivious.
“I’m gonna get changed then,” Vi said, slinging the blouse over one shoulder and sliding into it fully, before beginning to do up the buttons. “Oh, you know,” she paused. “I just realized something.”
“What?”
“CK is also your initials,” Vi grinned. “This whole time, I’ve been wearing you.”
Caitlyn’s heart sprang into a gallop again. She didn’t even reply—what could she possibly say to something like that?
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Up-and-coming fashion photographer Caitlyn lands the opportunity of a lifetime when she’s hired to shoot an illustrious Calvin Klein underwear campaign—only to find herself unexpectedly captivated by her subject, a gorgeous model named Vi.
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21 Sep 2025
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There Are Many Benefits to Being a Marine Biologist (in Training) by BiFelicia
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
03 Sep 2025
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Being a lifeguard was not the plan. It still isn’t, really.
Or at least, it isn’t the long-term plan.
But uni isn’t free, and neither is food or housing, so since she has to be here anyways for school at JNU, she figured that at least she’d get to enjoy the beaches.
Plus, with the advanced training she had from her time as a lifeguard while she (ironically) floundered at UCSD, she’d been eagerly accepted into the fold of Jeju Island’s less experienced team.
So it’s not so bad, Dumb Boy and his ilk aside.
And she does get tons of time to explore the island and its various tide pools, which is great for her morale and her research on the effects of global warming on the species in said tide pools. And sometimes, she gets to help some baby sea turtles get to the water, which feels like actual magic.
So, overall, not a bad gig.
Especially since the two (very pretty, oh my god) girls she noticed seem to have taken notice of her, eyeing her up from under their umbrella, the taller of the two not particularly seeming to care when Zoey sees.
‘Interesting.’Zoey is a hot lifeguard. Mira and Rumi are hot for the lifeguard.
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10 Sep 2025
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Zoey doesn’t know how long she stands there in the middle of her room, gawking at the notification flashing at her screen.
Well, notifications, plural. They’re back to back on her home screen, right under all her social media notifications of people showering her with likes for today’s breakfast.
Ryu Rumi sent you $250.00
“For lunch! Let me know if you need more xo”Kang Mira sent you $501.00
“lmk if she sent more than 500, I can double it lol”Zoey loudly declares, “What the HELL?”
Or, broke college student Zoey goes viral for her revolting college meals—and rich girls Rumi and Mira find a little pity (among other things) in their hearts for her.
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Two's Company (But they want a crowd) by TossLotsofsauce
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
24 Jan 2026
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Finally, Zoey blurted it out, voice soft but sharp:
“Have you ever thought of… something besides monogamy?”
Mira’s thumb stilled on the screen. She looked up, slow. “…What?”
Zoey’s hands twisted in her lap. “Like—not open relationships. Just… not just one person. Have you ever thought about being with more than one person and it still being okay?”
She wasn’t looking at Mira. Her voice was tight, like it hurt to speak. Mira watched her with a furrowed brow, still quiet.
“I feel so guilty all the time. Because I love you, Mira. I love you, and this doesn’t change that, but I see her and I want to make her smile and I want her to hold my hand and I think she’s beautiful and weird and sweet and I—”
She finally looked up, tears shining in her eyes.
“I think I ruined us. And I’m so sorry.”
Mira just stared at her. Wide-eyed. Silent.
Zoey’s heart dropped. “Say something.”
Mira exhaled like she’d been holding her breath for a month.
Then she visibly deflated—shoulders dropping, head tilting back against the wall—and let out a quiet, choked laugh.
“…Oh thank god.”
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Rumi moves in with two strangers and they fall in love boom
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