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Rumi froze.
She tapped the video, replaying. And there, she could see it. Mira’s arm— low, angled toward her seat, vanishing out of frame. Doing a mental check, it was exactly where Rumi remembered: resting tentatively against the edge of her seat, fingertips brushing close enough that she’d felt a phantom warmth on her thigh the whole ride.
The replies underneath were brutal:
@wolfcub123: don’t play with me, is she holding your THIGH???
@cryingmirror: rumiiiiii blink twice if you’re in a relationship with the hottest woman on earth
@iloveturtles: oh we KNEW Mira was smooth but THIS?? 💀
@shiphuntrix: that’s not your bestie, that’s your GIRL.
—Or, Rumi posts what she thought was an innocent reel and the internet goes feral.
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Bookmarked by Useless_Human
23 Dec 2025
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Wear Me Like a Secret by VelvetRagdoll
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
14 Sep 2025
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Caitlyn wished she knew how red her face was, and if it was noticeable. It seemed, at the very least, Vi remained oblivious.
“I’m gonna get changed then,” Vi said, slinging the blouse over one shoulder and sliding into it fully, before beginning to do up the buttons. “Oh, you know,” she paused. “I just realized something.”
“What?”
“CK is also your initials,” Vi grinned. “This whole time, I’ve been wearing you.”
Caitlyn’s heart sprang into a gallop again. She didn’t even reply—what could she possibly say to something like that?
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Up-and-coming fashion photographer Caitlyn lands the opportunity of a lifetime when she’s hired to shoot an illustrious Calvin Klein underwear campaign—only to find herself unexpectedly captivated by her subject, a gorgeous model named Vi.
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- 11/11
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Bookmarked by Useless_Human
21 Sep 2025
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There Are Many Benefits to Being a Marine Biologist (in Training) by BiFelicia
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
03 Sep 2025
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Being a lifeguard was not the plan. It still isn’t, really.
Or at least, it isn’t the long-term plan.
But uni isn’t free, and neither is food or housing, so since she has to be here anyways for school at JNU, she figured that at least she’d get to enjoy the beaches.
Plus, with the advanced training she had from her time as a lifeguard while she (ironically) floundered at UCSD, she’d been eagerly accepted into the fold of Jeju Island’s less experienced team.
So it’s not so bad, Dumb Boy and his ilk aside.
And she does get tons of time to explore the island and its various tide pools, which is great for her morale and her research on the effects of global warming on the species in said tide pools. And sometimes, she gets to help some baby sea turtles get to the water, which feels like actual magic.
So, overall, not a bad gig.
Especially since the two (very pretty, oh my god) girls she noticed seem to have taken notice of her, eyeing her up from under their umbrella, the taller of the two not particularly seeming to care when Zoey sees.
‘Interesting.’Zoey is a hot lifeguard. Mira and Rumi are hot for the lifeguard.
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10 Sep 2025
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Zoey doesn’t know how long she stands there in the middle of her room, gawking at the notification flashing at her screen.
Well, notifications, plural. They’re back to back on her home screen, right under all her social media notifications of people showering her with likes for today’s breakfast.
Ryu Rumi sent you $250.00
“For lunch! Let me know if you need more xo”Kang Mira sent you $501.00
“lmk if she sent more than 500, I can double it lol”Zoey loudly declares, “What the HELL?”
Or, broke college student Zoey goes viral for her revolting college meals—and rich girls Rumi and Mira find a little pity (among other things) in their hearts for her.
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- Part 1 of candyfloss
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- English
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- 500,035
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- 24/33
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10 Sep 2025
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Two's Company (But they want a crowd) by TossLotsofsauce
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
24 Jan 2026
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Finally, Zoey blurted it out, voice soft but sharp:
“Have you ever thought of… something besides monogamy?”
Mira’s thumb stilled on the screen. She looked up, slow. “…What?”
Zoey’s hands twisted in her lap. “Like—not open relationships. Just… not just one person. Have you ever thought about being with more than one person and it still being okay?”
She wasn’t looking at Mira. Her voice was tight, like it hurt to speak. Mira watched her with a furrowed brow, still quiet.
“I feel so guilty all the time. Because I love you, Mira. I love you, and this doesn’t change that, but I see her and I want to make her smile and I want her to hold my hand and I think she’s beautiful and weird and sweet and I—”
She finally looked up, tears shining in her eyes.
“I think I ruined us. And I’m so sorry.”
Mira just stared at her. Wide-eyed. Silent.
Zoey’s heart dropped. “Say something.”
Mira exhaled like she’d been holding her breath for a month.
Then she visibly deflated—shoulders dropping, head tilting back against the wall—and let out a quiet, choked laugh.
“…Oh thank god.”
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Rumi moves in with two strangers and they fall in love boom
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10 Sep 2025
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Two of my NSFW polytrix fics where they discover Rumi can go into heat
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18 Aug 2025
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The Sea for Your Embrace by RetroNeon
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
19 Mar 2025
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At twenty, Vi sets out to sea to avenge her childhood love, murdered by the captain of the Noxus. Stories are written and songs are sung, but revenge does not mend the pain. Until one day a siren calls her name.
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by Useless_Human
17 Jul 2025
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They’re still staring at Rumi, who has yet to leave the table that she’s been at for the past ten minutes.
Zoey hums, “I mean, it’s a little weird and a tiny bit freaky, but maybe she’s just—getting more comfortable around us?”
“I don’t know,” Mira says slowly. Her brow furrows in thought. “You should’ve seen the way she looked at me when she was licking the blood off my hand. It was like she was…” Possessed? Out of it? Kinda sexy? Possibly all of the above?
Zoey quietly answers, “I think I know what you mean.”
Or, Rumi’s new, strange behavior doesn’t go unnoticed by Mira and Zoey. Maybe it has something to do with her demon side.
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- Part 2 of so sweet, so easy on the eyes
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- English
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- 51,510
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- 3/3
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Bookmarked by Useless_Human
16 Jul 2025
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We Hate Each Other, Your Honor by uppercutvi
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
23 Jul 2025
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Violet and Caitlyn have hated each other since their prep school days, rivals in every imaginable way, from debate team scores to who had the better car on their sixteenth birthday. But now, with their powerful families on the brink of financial collapse, a strategic merger is proposed to save both empires. The catch? The deal only goes through if everyone involved is legally family. Which leads to the unthinkable: a marriage between the two most unwilling heiresses in San Francisco high society.
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How two spoiled brats got legally married and accidentally fell in love.
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They were supposed to just share a last name, not orgasms.
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- English
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- 125,893
- Chapters:
- 15/15
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Bookmarked by Useless_Human
02 Jul 2025
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Vi shook her head as she scrolled, trying to clear the sting of the loss and the twisting, heated memory of Caitlyn’s form against her rattling around in her brain.
It didn’t work.
It never worked.
Vi still remembered their first fight clearly, even years later.
The image of Caitlyn walking into the ring was still fresh in her mind: the shocking blue of her eyes sparking under the bright lights, her body slender, but muscled, her angular face stoic and focused, her mouth a harsh line across her face.
Vi had been worried she was going to snap her in half.
She scoffed as she remembered just how fucking wrong she’d been.
Caitlyn had wiped the floor with her. She’d had to work for it - a change from her other fights, Vi found out later - but she had.
After that, her training regimen was pretty much exclusively focused on beating Caitlyn.
She hated losing.
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The MMA AU based on @skyllianhamster's art on Twitter
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- English
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- 12/30
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15 Jun 2025
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and they were roommates by justkeepshippingg
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
27 May 2025
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25-year-old Caitlyn Kiramman is, well, a Kiramman. Everything she does has to sparkle, and it’s been that way since she was a child living in Piltover, attempting to shine beneath her mother’s thumb and her father’s loving but wary gaze. When she gets the chance to flee to the other side of the country in Zaun, all she can see is promise. With a rare jolt of spontaneity, she packs her bags and hops on the plane to ZAX, where she’s sure to find her delightful best friend Jayce and his small but well-designed apartment awaiting her arrival.
Except that when she lands on the other side of the country with nearly everything she owns shoved in two oversized suitcases, Jayce has some news: he’s moving out, with his brand new fling, to another city entirely. Oh, and he found her a roommate.
Or, Caitlyn finds herself on the other side of the country, alone, with a pink haired roommate with an attitude problem and one hell of a job.
Vi does porn. Professionally.
And fuck if Cait’s not sucked right into Vi’s aura.
Multi-chapter modern AU with lots of smut (I promise) and a side of plot (I’ll try)
Inspired by “The Roommate” by Rosie Danan, one of my favorite books of all time (so go read that too).
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- English
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- 27/27
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Bookmarked by Useless_Human
03 Jun 2025
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Cait's eye is seized by the sight of a woman completely different from the rest on the website-- a dim lit room backdropping a strong, hearty butch with a black tank top slyly covering her expanse of industrial looking tattoos. Cait’s eyes lock onto her, her shoulders, her back, eyeing her movements as she slowly turns and sits in a chair, clothed legs spread wide and domineering. She feels a rouge begin to build in her cheeks, spreading out to her ears and neck. She feels hypnotized by her, watching the muscles in her neck stretch as she throws her head back in a sultry laugh, the camera just low enough to deprive Caitlyn of her face. She hovers over the window to hear the stream’s sound. She speaks, and her voice is like velvet. Smooth, husky and low, lulling Cait into pleasant heat as if she’s talking directly into her ear. Arousal humming beneath her skin, she pushes her mouse toward the link to open, reading the woman’s name.
Violet Leather
A shiver runs across her scalp, and she clicks to enter.
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aka cait is a stressed college student, and vi is a hot cam butch that helps her relieve some stress... perhaps in some unexpected ways :P- Language:
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- 12/?
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27 May 2025
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Don’t you waste a drop by CherrywoodCrow
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
14 May 2025
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As she watches a sick woman in a hospital gown and beanie drag her IV pole down the moonlit road, Vi thinks she's found the easiest prey of her life. But just a few words in, maybe she's found her match instead.
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- 8/8
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Bookmarked by Useless_Human
25 May 2025
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After two years of consistent delivery orders to the same address, chef Vi’s most loyal anonymous customer misses a day. Vi can’t shake the feeling that something is off
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Chef Vi x Architect Caitlyn- Language:
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Bookmarked by Useless_Human
25 May 2025
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“Vi?” she blurts. Her heartbeat only thumps harder as the panic sets because how—why was Vi here right now? It was almost like she’d—
She rakes her fingers through her hair, hoping it looks like she wasn’t up to anything but a quiet night on the couch and then before she can think any harder about it, she’s unlocking the deadbolt and then the chain and pulling the door open.
Vi leans cooly against the door jam, one arm resting above her head and the other holding a large, greasy bag of takeout. “Heya, Cupcake,” Vi greets with a wide smile.
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Or, hormones are high (i.e. Caitlyn just might let Vi make her Juno).Bookmarked by Useless_Human
24 May 2025
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Caitlyn Kiramman is possibly the most repressed woman on earth. She is a celibate lesbian, has a non-existent social life and Oh! She's a priest. When forces outside of her control push Vi - the embodiment of temptation - into her church, she finds herself questioning her entire existence, and with it, her devotion to her faith.
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- 27/27
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Bookmarked by Useless_Human
16 May 2025
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The profile pictures of the cuddlers varied—some young, some middle-aged, and a few men mixed in, though the majority were women. Caitlyn clicked on each one, her mind buzzing with the idea that maybe, just maybe, this could help.
Luna G. (“Healing cuddles.”)
Age: 41 | Gender: Female
Bio: “I practice energy-aligning cuddling, designed to balance your chakras and cleanse negative auras. Sessions may include gentle humming and forehead tapping."
Likes: Crystal healing, forehead kisses, chanting.
Dislikes: Feet. If your feet touch me, I will politely ignore it but die inside.
What the hell was forehead tapping?
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Terrence L. ("CuddleWolf")
Age: 47 | Gender: Male
Bio: “Alpha energy. Strong but gentle. I provide deep, primal comfort—like a wolf protecting its pack. If you need to feel safe, shielded, and cherished, I’m your guy. Howl-free guarantee.” 🐺✨
Likes: Howling comfort, Being the big spoon and whispering motivational quotes in your ear, skin to skin contact.
Ok, What the fuck?
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Caitlyn has trouble sleeping and decides to get professionally cuddled.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 45,094
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- 9/9
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14 May 2025
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say i’m your queen (i don’t wanna leave this) by raizldc
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
26 Oct 2024
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Her eyes take her all in, the features on her face; those eyes, though hard to decipher because of the cap, Caitlyn was sure as hell those eyes were grey. A slit on her right eyebrow and the roman numerals on her right cheek of six and that scar on her upper lip to the right.
That jaw could slice Caitlyn in half and she'd say thank you for it.
Fuck, and when she hears her talk for the second time.
"Yeah, yeah. I'm looking for my sister..?"
Caitlyn had to nibble her lower lip because nobody has the right to be this sexy.
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modern au!: where caitlyn is powder's tutor who becomes instantly infatuated with vi, a gym instructor (and the sexiest person she has ever met)
gay panic, personal issues, chaotic friends and siblings, some annoying exes and FEELINGS ensue!
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 213,378
- Chapters:
- 27/27
- Comments:
- 1,770
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- 7,150
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Bookmarked by Useless_Human
09 May 2025
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caitvi college shenanigans by Greed
Fandom Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
25 Mar 2025
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- 20,287
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- 3
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- 77
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07 May 2025
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stream starting soon... by velvetcaitvi
Fandom Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
06 May 2022
- Words:
- 28,494
- Works:
- 3
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- 227
Bookmarked by Useless_Human
06 May 2025
