ValkyriePhoenix

I <3 Halloweeeeen. Also, being creepy....and explosions.



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    A Cajun chef and a cargo hold of other humans are captured by Aliens. Zygerrian slavers. Turns out that Star Wars is real, George Lucas had visions, and it's the middle of the Clone Wars.

    Of course, the visions scrambled the order of things, people look nothing like the actors cast for them, and humans do not domesticate well. Still, how much trouble can a few humans cause?

    All of it. All the trouble.

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    The Director's Cut version of the Bodies-Verse!

    What began in the OG Bodies in Time as a weird AU turned into a massive Epic Series complete with side works and a few people playing in the sandbox, and now the Authors are going back and creating a definitive Director's Cut.

    Darcy and the women of her maternal line can travel in time and space by swapping bodies with important historical figures about to die before they do their important historical thing. Darcy swaps with Steve, and quite a few rules get broken. This starts a set of dominoes toppling that change the entire world, the entire galaxy, and the fabric of history itself.

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    Bodies Verse is my epic-length body-swap time-travel AU. Darcy and her family (the women of her maternal line) can travel in time and space by swapping bodies with important historical figures about to die before they do their important historical thing. Darcy swaps with Steve, and quite a few rules get broken. This starts a set of dominoes toppling that change the entire world, the entire galaxy, and the fabric of history itself.

    There's been some confusion about order, understandable in a time travel fic, so I'm adding order lists in the series notes.
    EDIT: Due to expanding Sandbox size, I've also added links to our cousin series.

    IMPORTANT NOTICE!
    The last work on this Series Page is the first work of the brand-new Bodies-Verse Director's Cut, now with smoother writing, fewer plot holes, more backstory and Extra Angst! Please subscribe to the Director's Cut series for all future Bodies-Verse goodness.

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    Sharkie has a traumatic 8 year story in the mortal world, but what about children just like our favorite feral shark who also believe as they believed before Lily came along? What if a new type of Hellp is needed? And would Sharkie’s experience, combined with multiple afterlife residents and a teenage demon with a heart of gold be enough to help in this time. This will be a fight…and who is better to fight than a shark with a heart and a chainsaw.

    This is my first attempt at fan fiction, and where is better to begin than the world of @sea.ya.later and the cast of Hells Belles. This is Jaysea’s world, and I only hope to show honor to her work. Thank you Jaysea!!!

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    23 May 2026

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    Fox: "I'm going to fucking-"
    *Remembers Stitch saying that saying he's going to kill himself only reinforces negative thought patterns*
    Fox: I'm going to put on the best talent show Coruscant has ever seen!

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    26 Jan 2026

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    The Force– strong and Light as ever– greeted Ben as an old friend. A breeze blowing Ben’s hood off and moving his robes. As if a hand gently brushed through his hair– as if the Force was comforting him.

    The beautiful colours painting the atmosphere. Another melody in the cool and icy evening air. Marching in the background.

    Ben closed his eyes, listening to it.

    It was the shift of armour, the clang of Beskar against Beskar, snapped Ben out of his quiet reflection and mourning.

    Ben opened his eyes and looked over his shoulder. Behind him were three Mando’s approaching him from all sides and cornering him. Turning to face those approaching him, Ben tilted his head.

    “Tion’cuy?”

    “Naasade.” Ben replied as he jumped back onto the railing, spread his arms and let himself fall back.

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    Or, Ben Kenobi is sent back into time to prepare the Order for what he knows is to come. The Future is always in motion after all.
    Another time travel fic :3

    Updates whenever inspiration strikes.

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    22 Jun 2025

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    Some parents leave behind long shadows. Harry's have left him secrets deep enough to drown in; and knowingly or not, the family he makes at Hogwarts will help him navigate those dark waters.

    The war did not have two sides. The war did not end that Halloween night. The war will return. A whole generation may not be there to see the fruits of their labor, but their children will see their ghosts to victory.

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    07 Jun 2025

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    The war was won but the world was barely changed. Bigoted idiots were still in charge of the government. Hatred haunted the halls of Hogwarts. Purebloods still looked down their noses at muggleborns. Light families accused associates of Death Eaters of crime never committed. The Golden Trio were not happy with the outcome of the war. After a night of drinking, they come up with a plan to solve their problems: Travel back to Tom Riddle’s 5th year and befriend him and the Knights of Walpurgis. If they can convince them that blood doesn’t matter, then maybe they can prevent the First Wizarding War and save magical Britain in the process.

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    06 Jun 2025