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After Monsters started living with humans, colors symbolized different things to you. Blue was your favorite color, but now it reminded you of your ex and stood for stop. At an unstable point in your life, you encounter a skeleton who looks similar to your ex. His eyes were like stars. He calls himself Blue. This fated meeting was the beginning of a chaotic spiral. Danger and drama seem to follow these skeletons. And why are you meeting more of them?!!!You may have lost your first love. Hopefully, with all these skeletons. You might learn to love again and overcome your dark past. After you help them with their heat...once you LEARN what that is. Good luck your gonna need all your PATIENCE to deal with them.
Love and misunderstandings begin! #this will crash and burn #Enjoy the dumpster-fire
A Harem of Skeletons!...too bad its a slow burn.- Language:
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30 Mar 2026
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Papyrus has spent the last two and a half years on the surface as the official Monster Mascot, and his very important job requires very important assistants! A shame his previous employees haven't been the most kind individuals!
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You've spent most of your life riding shot gun. Maybe it's time someone's on your team for once.
[unsweetened lemonade]
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- Part 2 of How To Be A Human Being
- Part 1 of Unsweetened Lemonade
- Part 2 of I/Me/Myself
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30 Mar 2026
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A misunderstanding lands you in a meeting of monsters and fetishists. From the chaos you find yourself in the dynamic company of a kinky Mutt, gasterblaster! Sans, and a cat-ear wearing Axe.
Deals are made. Boundaries are broken. You become thoroughly entangled in this group of horny skeletons with very unhealthy coping mechanisms. Even with your PATIENCE, and the comfort of your cute rescue collie, there’s some skeletons that are better left in the closet…- Language:
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30 Mar 2026
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How I Met My Monster by shitiforgotmytea
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Deltarune (Video Game)
13 Jun 2025
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He was an absolute mess. There was always some kind of stain on him, a lingering remnant of whatever questionable concoction he had thrown together for himself.
Showers were a rare occurrence, something he only bothered with when Papyrus finally couldn’t stand the stench and nagged him into it.
And who could forget the time she caught him gleefully scooping up an entire lasagna that had tumbled onto the floor? "Lasagna De Le Carpet” he called it, as if it were some kind of delicacy.
Then there was his constant need to make her the punchline of every joke, delighting in pushing her buttons just to see her reaction.
Yes, Sans Serif was lazy, messy, and perpetually obnoxious.
There was no way, absolutely no way, she could ever find herself attracted to someone like him.
…Right?
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19 Jun 2025
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A collection of Undertale UTMV one-shots and small drabbles that I don't want to make entire stories for.
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19 Jun 2025