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Each territory has its kingdom; each kingdom has its God-Emperor; each God-Emperor has an army, ready to defend their liege to the death.
As for Xie Lian, he has a bunch of random artifacts to sell, and his lower back kind of hurts.
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FRESH GOD-BLESSED STEAMED BUNS SOLD HERE DAILY by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Apr 2023
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“Have you heard? His Highness Xie Lian, savior of the heavens, is running a food stand in Puqi Village!”
Xie Lian puts up a stand to sell buns.
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what i want from you is sweet by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Apr 2023
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There’s something building up inside Hua Cheng, a heap of troublesome desires. They’re inconvenient, shameful, crude. They make his straightforward nature complicated. They’d be better off sealed away forever, if it weren’t for one big problem.
When Xie Lian kisses him hard enough, Hua Cheng slips into a trance.
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Loaded Dice, Shameful Gains by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Mar 2023
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On a sultry night at the gambler's den, Hua Cheng and Xie Lian get caught up in a series of risky bets against each other.
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Twice-Blessed Ghost, Salty Sea by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jan 2023
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Xie Lian is popular with the common people. Whenever anything is brought to him for luck—whether it's a statue, a set of beads, or even a new baby—he gives it his blessing and seals it in with a little kiss.
Hua Cheng is displeased. Where's his blessing? Where's his little kiss?
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vanilla and raspberry by parsnipit
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
15 Nov 2023
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“I was going to ask you to join me," you huff, "but after that little stunt I might rather drown you instead.”
“A risk I’m willing to take, fortunately for you," Astarion purrs. "It would be the nicest drowning I’ve had by far."
It might be funny if he were joking.
You don’t think he’s joking.
Astarion carries the weight of two hundred terrible years. You do your best to ease the strain.
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14 Nov 2023
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Hands, Knees, Please by Anonymous
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Apr 2022
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"Gege, look at you, begging so shamelessly for more. What would you have said if you could have seen yourself like this eight hundred years ago?"
Hua Cheng, who was three fingers deep in Xie Lian, thought he knew what to expect from his darling, beloved, deeply out of his league long term lover and hysterical obsession. And yet, somehow, Xie Lian always managed to surprise him.
The crown prince burst into laughter.
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18 Apr 2023
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centuries since paradise by parsnipit
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jun 2023
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Xie Lian has spent long enough around sirens to have some grasp of their communication, and some of it is even a little similar to mer noises. This sound, for example, is like the one podmates use to call for each other—curious, beckoning. He suspects it means much the same thing for sirens. Has this siren lost someone, maybe?
Hopefully it will find its lost someone soon, so Xie Lian can go back to sleep.
Then, because nothing good can ever happen to Xie Lian, the siren peeks beneath the overhang. It hangs its head over the jut of stone, its hair billowing like a crown of ink and the yellow sclera of its eye bright against the black. That singular eye catches on his, its pupil dilating, and Xie Lian stiffens.
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09 Nov 2022
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"San Lang?” he whispers. “San Lang, do you want to try—ahem, that, again?”
Hua Cheng squints up at him, blinking blearily, and mumbles something incoherent.
“Here,” Xie Lian coaxes, lacing fingers through his hair and guiding him towards a nipple. “You can—can suck, if you want.”
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07 Nov 2022
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surrender control by transaizen
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Mar 2022
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In their small bamboo house, nestled securely and privately on the grounds of Luo Binghe’s palace, Shen Qingqiu takes a small metal item in hand, turning it this way and that, admiring the delicate handiwork it would have taken to craft it. It’s fairly lightweight, gently curved, the metal walls of it thin and faintly etched with small decorative lotuses, quite well suited for his blackened lotus to wear.
Lounging on the bed, naked and waiting for him to finish inspecting it, is Luo Binghe. He looks utterly relaxed, almost as if he were ready to sleep, but Shen Qingqiu can see the sharp glitter in his eyes, the smallest flare of red brightening his dark eyes that gives his excitement and anticipation away.
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24 May 2022