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    “Do not “what” me Lewis Hamilton! Are you going to sleep with Franco?”

    And yeah Lewis was definitely drunk. Possibly drugged. Maybe even concussed.

    Because, again, what?

    (Or: the rookies are trying to seduce Lewis even though he has no idea it’s happening, and Charles is about to make it everyone’s problem)

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    09 Feb 2026

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    The first time Lando Norris hears the name Oscar Piastri, it is the end of his second season in Formula One. A passing comment from one of his engineers.

    A couple of years pass before Lando is reminded of the driver again. He has found his way into the paddock; if not the grid itself. He hears nothing about the reserve driver until the summer break. From one day to the next, the Australian rockets from obscurity to infamy. A single tweet puts the name Oscar Piastri on everyone’s lips.

    Lando should have guessed. The signs were there, glaringly obvious once he puts the clues together.

    Oscar Piastri is his teammate for 2023.

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    Lando Norris finally gets a rookie teammate… why did no one tell him it would be this hard? Featuring grid gang shenanigans and misguided relationship advice

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    08 Feb 2026

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    “Am I really that boring?” The question floats in the air. A mixture of genuine concern and cheekiness.

    Lando wants to tell Oscar he’s never boring. He wants to say he’s one of the most interesting and intriguing people he has ever met. He wants to hear all of Oscar’s stories and thoughts. Instead he settles with a coward: “That's what makes you special.” Because teasing and joking are his coping mechanisms when his feelings get in the way. Something about trying to not be too vulnerable in front of people.

     

    Or the one in which Lando can't sleep at night and finds Oscar has the key to solve his problem.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    “I bet $100 I can make Oscar the happiest fake boyfriend for a month,” he repeats, holding George’s gaze proudly.

    “What… ?” Oscar asks again, his eyebrows raised in what must be his most expressive face. “Wait, what ?”

    George snickers, completely gone and spilling some of his drink in the grass, before answering with a shaky, “$200 you can’t.”

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    06 Feb 2026

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    NORRIS: Are you *eating*?
    PIASTRI: Am I-? Of course not.
    NORRIS: Is it good?
    PIASTRI: Focus, Lando. No other cars around. Leclerc ten seconds behind, slow lap. After Leclerc is Tsunoda, timed lap, Turn 13.
    Let’s do a quick one.
    NORRIS: On it. Bon appetit, Piastri. [static, a gasp] Pastry!

    Or, Oscar is Lando's new race engineer for the 2024 season, and they stumble into a coworkers with benefits situation. And then things just keep getting more and more complicated-- but hey, the season is going pretty well!

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    04 Feb 2026