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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    The thing was Ilya Rozanov did not give a shit about the proper chain of authority. To be fair, he was an IT guy, replacing their old prick of a technician Theriault who’d gone mad and compromised their entire network because the General Manager’s daughter rejected him, so they weren’t exactly working in one branch and Rozanov did not truly answer to him, but still.

    He shouldn’t’ve called Mr. Hollander, the very Head of the very Finance Department, with the golden plaque on the door of his very own office, a collection of designer cravats and a bunch of prestigious certificates along with the letters of gratification from the company, Shane the first time they interacted.

    That was precisely the way Hollander had learned about the aforementioned lack of shit Ilya Rozanov gave about subordination.

    or, office!au where Shane is a big important head-in-the-ass manager with no sex (or any other personal) life outside of work and Ilya is a new hire who rocks his whole world upside down. Also, Ilya hates but secretly has a thing for him always wearing neckties.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    Shane has a oral fixation and autism that causes him to hyper fixate even more. One night, Shane and Ilya are on their couch at the cottage, Ilya playing video games with his teammates over voice chat and Shane on his phone. When Ilya begins shifting around on the couch, Shane takes notice of the bulge in Ilya's shorts. What follows is Shane desperately needing to satisfy his oral fixation, and Ilya being the greatest boyfriend possible.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    In which Ilya perceives Shane a little more than he’s allowed to, so Shane uses the tried and true Ilya Rozanov™ method of deflecting with sex.

    Set ambiguously sometime in episode 4 just before the tuna melt scene.

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    14 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    A non-definitive guide for using grammatically correct and situationally appropriate Russian in your Heated Rivalry/Game Changers fics.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    “You've heard all my sex stories over the years. The good, the bad, the ugly. And yet I haven't gotten a single story out of you."

    Shane spluttered, cheeks flushing crimson. "Because it's none of your business? What the fuck?"

    "Aw, so you don't kiss and tell?" Hayden teased, laughing when Shane's blush deepened. He shoved at his shoulder, trying to wipe the smile from his face. "Relax, dude. I'm only messing with you. You don't have to tell me anything. But, like, we can talk about this shit. Sex, you know. I don't care that it's between two guys. Honestly, it's kind of interesting-"

    "Jesus Christ," Shane muttered. "This is not how I thought this was going to go.”

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    11 Jan 2026