What_Accountants_Do
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Forgotten by What_Accountants_Do
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
20 Aug 2025
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When Stede Bonnet returns to town after suddenly leaving, his first priority is to find Ed Teach and apologize to him. When he finds him at his bar and seemingly in a relationship with someone he didn't expect, he is hurt and confused.
Life is going pretty well for Edward Teach. His longtime on-again off-again fuck buddy finally told him that he wanted to be exclusive. Izzy is off his back. The bar is thriving. Until one day a very strange man wandered into his bar, and now he can't get him out of his head.
What is happening? Will Ed and Stede find their way into each other's arms again?
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How to Make iOS Text Messages on AO3 by CodenameCarrot, La_Temperanza
Fandoms: No Fandom
10 Apr 2016
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This is a tutorial/live example on how to mimic iOS text messages on AO3 without the need to use images. There's also a chapter on how to have emojis displayed on AO3 as well.
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- Part 3 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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Bookmarked by What_Accountants_Do
22 Mar 2025
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Stede is ready to 'get back out there' after his divorce, but he's more than a little bit intimidated by the concept of online dating. After a series of truly terrible first dates, he's close to giving up on love altogether. Perhaps he's too old for all this Grindr nonsense.
And then, along comes a bartender called Edward Teach.
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Bookmarked by What_Accountants_Do
19 Jan 2025
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Ed and Stede meet as strangers one night on a New York subway platform when Stede discovers an abandoned newborn baby. Both men are instantly infatuated with him (and each other). When they attend the court hearing for his case, the judge spontaneously decides to offer Stede custody, which he accepts– only to realize afterwards that she assumed they were a couple.
The two men immediately craft a plan to pretend to be together in order to keep the baby, creating fake backstories, coaching their friends, and moving in together... into the same bedroom... and the same bed. But what they didn't anticipate was falling head over heels in love, not only with their son, but with each other.
Inspired by the TRUE STORY outlined in this article
Features: a very fast slow burn, fake dating, only one bed, pining while fucking, and other tropes
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- Part 1 of Baby Baby Baby
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Bookmarked by What_Accountants_Do
02 Nov 2024
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Relationships are overrated. Probably.
But Ed's home from grad school for a summer internship. And his co-intern Stede is... Well, he's cute. And he's eager.
It's just a casual thing, just co-interns with benefits, right? What could go wrong?
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22 Sep 2024
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The Shitty Dead Dads Club by WellSussed (drcfxtina), Zigster
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Jul 2024
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“Where you putting yours?” Ed’s eyes are roaming over Stede as if he’s trying to guess where he might want his tattoo.
Stede rolls up the billowy sleeve of his shirt to show off his right forearm. Oddly, Ed stares for a moment before nodding. “I want it to be where I can see it all the time. A reminder.”
Ed nods again. “I get that. That’s what mine is for too. My dad just died….”
“Mine, too,” Stede replies, sitting up eagerly. “I’m sorry for your loss,” he rushes to add since most people are sad about this sort of thing.
“Nah, my dad was a dick,” Ed says. “Sorry for your loss, though.”
“Um, my dad was a dick, too, actually,” Stede tells him, stifling a giggle. “I want some flowers. He always hated that I loved flowers, thought I was too ‘soft.’ But I’m taking his money and opening a florist stop, so I get the last laugh.”
To Stede’s surprise, Ed looks excited. “A florist shop! Sounds amazing, mate! Good for you.”
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Stede Bonnet's life changes the moment Ed Teach walks into the tattoo shop he's sitting in. They bond over their terrible dead fathers, become friends, get tattoos, go to the Ren Faire, and fall in love along the way.
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30 Jul 2024