WhydoIexistinhell



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    What do you get when you make a deal with Clockwork? Well Danny got a new life. Ra's got a special child, and Bruce got a young son.

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    “You know, your majesty,” Clockwork said from his seat in the office, “if you have grown bored, I have a lovely vacation I can send you on. I have been planning it since the day you became a full ghost.”

    Danny sighed from the corner of the room, “372 years? I can’t believe you would hold onto vacation plans for that long. But, If you’re going to suggest another trip to the edges of the multiverse, I’m good.”

    “Many would find the edges of the multiverse to be quite the sight. It is a shame you cannot enjoy it. However, that was not my plan. Instead, you’d be reincarnating,” Clockwork brought out a small black box with a bright red button on the top, “It will bring you to the mortal realm, where you will have a nice little vacation. I will take care of everything here, my king.”

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    Follow along with Danny as he takes a vacation in this realm.

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    Lauren curled her lip. "What? Are you like, retarded?"

    "Yes," I said, unironically. "I have autism."

    The chatter of those sitting at our lunch table suddenly died and they stared at me with varying levels of discomfort.

    Jessica laughed nervously. "You’re joking, right?"

    I turned to her, staring somewhere above her shoulder. "No."

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    Robert Robertson is a man who puts himself in situations where powers would be pretty useful.
    But he doesn't have them. What he does have is a mortal body made of breakable bones, cuttable skin, bruisable flesh, and other generally damageable stuff.
    Maybe, at some point, he'll realize that he's got his limits. The way things are going, it's likely that the Z-team will identify them all before he does.


    “Hey Golem,” Invisigal called out. “What were you listening to while you were outside?”
    Golem turned away from him to go join up with her, and Robert followed-- or he intended to. Something went wrong when he took a step to the side. He felt his body swaying.
    “Woah.” Robert caught himself on the bench, next to Prism.
    “Watch it,” said Prism. “The bar fight’s over, boy. Don’t go knocking yourself out now.”
    Robert laughed under his breath. “Yeah, that would be stupid, huh.”

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    When the Bastard of Winterfell, Jon Snow, disappeared nearly five ago, its said that part of Ned Stark died.
    When a letter arrived a Winterfell, nearly three years ago, from Jon Snow stating that he was alive and well but living in a far-off land, its said that Ned Stark was renewed with life.
    But when Ned Stark wrote to Jon Snow asking him to come home, nearly a two years ago, and Jon Snow a letter back refusing, its said a regretful somberness filled the man.

    Now, its said, the Dragonborn sits in his kitchen eating breakfast and, after receiving a letter, decides to visit the home and the past he hope to leave behind.

    Its not easy on anyone.

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    'My name is Harry', the boy added, likely mistaking his silence for shyness or something like that. 'What's your name?'
    His name... he'd had multiple names, that he knew. One he had been given, and one he had given himself, though he did not know either of them.
    No, not quite. There was... something.
    'It's a pleasure to meet you, Harry', he finally replied. 'I'm Tom.'

    When Harry is seven years old, he first meets Tom. Tom is a voice, who doesn't know who he really is or how he ended up in Harry's head, and honestly, Harry thinks he may not be real. Still, the two strike up an odd friendship, one which keeps Harry somewhat sane while having to put up with the Dursleys.
    Then, Harry finds out he's a wizard.

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