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Like They Do (On the Discovery Channel) by WittyRejoinder
Fandoms: 萌动兽世 | Romance in the Beast World | When Beauty Meets Beasts (Webcomic), Beauty and the Beasts (Webcomic)
05 Nov 2025
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Darcy Jackson gets isekai'd into the world of the beast men... only it's not immediately clear which particular one she's in. Bai QingQing is around, but Lin HuanHuan isn't, and for all she knows she'll be meeting more transmigrated girls as her new life goes on. Survival is paramount, and Darcy... well, she'd rather go for the beast she knows rather than try to make a life with some random men she doesn't. Not to mention she's on some kind of schedule to revive the Beast God and just generally bring a better quality of life to the people of this world, male and female alike. Baby steps though... and her gamer ability will surely make things a breeze, right?
...Right?
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Marya Oakden - though please, she prefers Yana - is your average human from a boring universe where there are no aliens and no magic who just so happens to be a giant nerd with a lifelong hyperfixation on Doctor Who. Only, as it turns out, she isn't so human after all (the ridiculous obviously made up name thing she's got going on should have clued her in!), and it just takes a little bit of dimension hopping and vortex jumping to reveal the truth. It was just sort of unfortunate that Yana's first appearance in the Doctor Who universe sort of ended up trapping her with the Master on Utopia and tethering her to his timeline leading up to the Year That Never Was, but hey, you can't win 'em all.
Join her as she unravels the truth about her past, figures out who the mysterious Marshall and Muse are, and finds where a commitment-phobic paragon of awkwardness like herself belongs between the two infamous, jealous husbands she is telepathically bonded to which... sounds super illegal, actually. Is she going to get arrested for this by the Time Lord police for this?
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The story of a girl and her fae best friend and the bargain she made with him because she wanted to live in a world where soulmates exist so she could meet hers and know what it was to be loved.
Conversely, the story of a girl who bit off way more than she could chew because really, fourteen soulmates is a bit much even for someone who considered herself poly in her first life. But hey, by the time the plot starts it's only a short... eleven years until Polysecure is published. Prim could manage until then... right?
This is a purely self-indulgent fic about a character who suffers from mental health issues finding love and acceptance in a harem of really hot people while she singlehandedly upends the plot because who has time for any of that when her fae BFF is in danger and only she can save him?
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Queen of Curses: Sorceress! by WittyRejoinder
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
14 Jun 2024
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She doesn't remember how she died; all she knows is that blurting out the first thing that comes to mind when you're choosing your magical girl power for the next life can lead to some interesting results. Armed with a ridiculously overpowered quirk based on abilities not of this world, Minori Mineta (yes, Mineta) will make this world a better place. One friend at a time. That's what the grim reaper said, right? Make friends and live a long and happy life?
If only she knew that friends wasn't enough for some of the people she is learning to love...
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Save the Date by WittyRejoinder
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
24 May 2023
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In which Elain is a florist and Lucien is a baker and they often see each other due to work. Or, Elain Archeron is head over heels for Lucien Vanserra for a change and maybe, just maybe, he feels the same way.
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- Part 1 of Elucien Florist/Baker!AU
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Elucien Florist/Baker!AU by WittyRejoinder
Fandom: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
24 May 2023
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There’s a woman goin' round taking names. She who walks between the stars. She was forged in the dark, sculpted by hands unseen, filled with power that could shatter the fabric of the multiverse. She ripped herself apart, split her soul in two, cast one half into the void, the ultimate sacrifice to end it all. She has been righteous, and she has been ruthless. She has been the savior, and she has been the hurricane. The multiverse watches, breath held. But she does not kneel. Because there is a war waged in secret—a game played with stolen lives, rigged from the start. A Space Jam that decides who lives, who dies, who is free, who is bound. She has seen the last offered cup. She has walked the edge of oblivion.
And this time, she will decide who wins.
The Doctor—as always—will find himself involved. He may just find himself utterly in love... with the woman who holds the end of all.
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24 Sep 2025
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Having lost her family, her planet and being sent to Earth with nothing but her memories, Katy grew bitter over the years. When the Doctor finds her, the last survivor of one of the most hated races in the universe, he has a choice to make. To see the good in a stranger or finish what the Time Lords started. Giving her a chance, Katy finds herself pulled across the Doctor's timeline, and grows closer to the lonely man with a terrible secret. Can she really change for the better, or will another Time Lord corrupt her? Ten/OC. Eleven/OC. Master/OC. Spans over all seasons.
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24 Aug 2025
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Into the Mystic by Melusine10
Fandoms: True Blood, Southern Vampire Mysteries - Charlaine Harris
07 Aug 2025
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For millennia Godric has taken at will. Blood. Life. Even Eric. One night, a young woman invites him on a magical, unexpected walk into the desert. Rosalyn moves through this world to a different drumbeat, confounding and inspiring those around her. Can Godric and Eric follow her call to give back more than they take? And will the vampire community's ancient order let them?
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A traveler arrives in a land of hidden villages and even deeper mysteries. But to the Akatsuki, she's a secret herself. A multichapter songfic about a strange, soft, "real world" musician who wins a stranger group over. She'll use the only thing she's got- her whimsy- to survive, but what does that mean to the charter of villains who survived by throwing pure mirth away? Maybe her head is stuck in the clouds.
(Tags will be added as characters are in posted chapters, but all are planned upon! The warnings in the tags are also reiterated by chapter, depending on what is relevant.)
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Bookmarked by WittyRejoinder
09 Feb 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Beautiful. Genuinely beautiful. This writing is something else - like a dream.
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Poly Boys - (Batboys) by Neykie97_SA
Fandoms: ACOTAR, A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
06 Aug 2024
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Reader is Mor's best friend and hangs out with her, finally meeting the boys on a night out. Mor convinces her to let loose and let the boys take care of her dry spell.
Reader is chubby. Sex on the first night, fair warning.
Dirty, dirty smut. Just needed to get this scenario out of my head.
If you're not into reverse harem scenario's, stay clear.