11 Works by Witty__Fool
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Murdoc’s lost everything. But that doesn’t mean he can’t build what he wants.
A new home— pink, rotting, synthetic.
A new Noodle — loyal, weaponized.
And a new 2D — beautiful, obedient, and made to love him.But things get more complicated when the real 2D is dragged to Plastic Beach--a paradise already beginning to rot.
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New Orleans: 1925
Jazz. Silk. Sin. Murdoc Niccals runs The Devil’s Piano, the most infamous speakeasy in the French Quarter — and he doesn’t care for anyone. That is, until 2D walks in: a British lounge singer with a voice like smoke, legs for days, and a habit of making dangerous men fall in love. -
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Well, they’d gone and invented a new fangled thing.
A vibrating butt plug, one that could be controlled from the comfort of your cellphone.
It was 2005, the future, anything was possible.
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Noodle has something important she needs to tell the boys.
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Murdoc Niccals is trying to be better. Therapy, meds, sobriety, stability—it’s all new, all terrifying. But the worst part? He’s pretty sure he’s in love with Stuart Pot.
Now featuring art!
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2D caught Murdoc watching himself in the mirror, just standing there, adjusting his stupid pink robes, soaking in his own reflection like it was a performance.
“You like what you see?” 2D asked, voice low, a little too smooth.
Murdoc scoffed, but didn’t look away. “Course I do. Look at me. I’m magnificent.”
2D stepped up behind him, “Yeah,” he murmured. “You are.”
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Murdoc is keen to take advantage of the lingering effects of Moonflower's tea, little does he know, that tea wasn't as strong as he thought it was.
Oh my how the tables turn.
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When Noodle finally realizes she needs her first bra, there's only one person around to help-Murdoc.
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Murdoc sees his father in him, and he's sickened.
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Murdoc Niccals is finally free.
After months in Wormwood Scrubs, he expects a grand return, a hero’s welcome—only to find himself stranded, alone, and forced to crawl back to the band on his own. He seethes that 2D has moved on without him, but his perspective shifts when he finally sits down and listens to the album written without him.
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When a demon and an angel love each other very much they consult their witch friend to look into some more... magical options.
Unconventional love calls for unconventional conception. Ten years post the Armageddon that wasn't as well as two years of marital bliss have seen a certain angel and demon wanting to take the next step in their relationship, having children of their very own. But, this is an occult and ethereal being we're talking about, so everything relating to their little bundle of joy is a tad unusual.