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Takayanagi Kyoichiro swears he's not suicidal, he's simply a suicide enthusiast. He can admit, however, that suicide via carbon-monoxide poisoning might have been more pleasant than getting flattened by a 600-pound truck.
Ah, well, he's here anyway, he might as well enjoy the happy retirement life he didn't get to have before.
Unfortunately, he has landed right in the middle of wartime, and there are homicidal ninja coming in for his advice. Just because he was a high school counselor and teacher who knew how to deal with emotionally unstable teenagers doesn't mean he actually enjoys the job, so please go away, thank you.
TLDR; A former assassin-turned-ethics-teacher reincarnates into a world of ninjas and decides to enjoy retirement. However, these trigger-happy ninja won't leave him alone...
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- Part 1 of Original work-verse
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Orochimaru didn't know what hit him when he offered his cup of ramen to a dirty sunshine haired kid he encountered on his way home to Konoha.
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- Part 1 of Chibiness and Time Travel
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The afterlife isn’t so bad, Izuko thinks. She’s been reborn with a silver spoon in her mouth and awesome chakra powers. The only problem is the large scary man who’s always looming by her crib.
Or, before he died, Izuna told Madara about the daughter he sired on a mission.
(SIOC featuring whipped dad Madara and his niece-turned-daughter)
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When Yusami finds out she's been dropped into the Naruto universe, she doesn't know if she should feel relieved or cheated to have missed out on all of the cool ninja stuff.
"Both" she decides as she looks down at her favorite customer and wonders how she can sneak extra veggies into his bag without him noticing, "Definitely both."
Or: a self-insert becomes a simple grocer in Konohagakure and decides that if no one else is going to adopt the baby protagonist, then it's free real estate.
Featuring: a civilian woman beating Danzou at his own game, Naruto finding the love he's always deserved, and a hefty amount of ANBU operatives wondering if the Uchiha are accepting volunteers for that little coup/revolution.
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- Part 1 of Take This Hearth and Make a Home
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Training Ground Zero by bluegrass
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Naruto
27 Jun 2020
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Emotionally blackmailed into ANBU guard duty over Naruto, Kakashi was highly convinced that the boy was hellspawn.
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