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“You need an orgasm.”
That was absolutely the last thing she’d thought Draco Malfoy would ever say to her. Did he even consider her a sexual creature? How interesting. But regardless, his advice was useless because orgasms weren’t something she had ready access to.
“Excellent advice.” She turned a corner suddenly and quickly trotted up the steps. He barely faltered, keeping up with her seamlessly, uncowed by her unwelcoming tone.
“That sounded sarcastic.”
“Ten points to Slytherin,” she said, even more sarcastically, and then winced when she remembered that, as Head Girl, she actually had the authority to grant them and would probably see an additional ten emeralds in their vessel at dinner.
Bugger.
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Or where Hermione has never had an orgasm and Draco cannot abide.
(This has turned into a full-on sexploration with romance as the plot, and is my ode to sex, good communication, and all my favorite tropes)
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- Part 1 of You Do It For Me Universe
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She heaved in a breath and looked at him. “I need to touch you. That is, directly. Do you consent?”
“It’ll make it stop?” he bit out, pupils blown with the rush of adrenaline likely coursing through him in response to the pain.
She was only 99.3% sure but...
“Yes,” she said confidently. “I can make it stop. I’m so sorry that it’ll be such a breach of professional and personal boundaries—”
In a single motion, Malfoy shoved his boxer-briefs down his thighs. “Then do it. Do it, Granger, or else just Avada me.”
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Or, Hermione gets properly hands-on at work
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A Night Like Any Other by Zeebee3 for Wanderingfair
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Apr 2026
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“Draco,” she breathed, and his body went cold with a wash of terror. But then: “I can’t stop loving you either.”
His forehead dropped to rest against hers, his hair falling down to block his vision from anything but her.
“Say it again,” he pleaded, cradling her head in his hands.
There was carefully held despair in her voice. “I can’t.”
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Or: Hermione is married, but Draco will never stop being in love with her.
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take it; like a deep breath by Zeebee3 for Neateo6000
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Feb 2026
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“A wider stance allows you to sink into the pose,” the instructor advises, moving between the mats on feet so light, it seems as if she’s floating. “Take it as deeply as you need. Breathe into it.”
Upside down, Hermione meets Pansy’s eye and grins.
“Take it,” she mouths, an encouragement and a tease.
Pansy’s glad for the heat in the room to blame her suddenly burning cheeks on.
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Or, Pansy has a crush on her friend.
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Finally, a pale yellow heart turns over with CUTIE PIE printed in pink. Acceptable.
She plucks it up and sets it on his palm. “There you are.”
He peers down at it then clicks his tongue appreciatively. “Aw.”
“All the others would be lies,” she says sweetly, turning to prop her hip against the table.
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Or, a ficlet centered around the best Valentine's Day candy
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“Hi,” she begins, tone casual because that’s what they are—casual. Or so he insists. “Shouldn’t you be resting before it starts up again?”
He draws to a halt in front of her, chest heaving. She lifts her butterbeer between them, brows raised invitingly.
“Thirsty?”
He ignores the offer, eyes burning into hers with unblinking intensity.
“What’re you playing at?” he grits out, the words low and just for her. With his back to the room, no one else can see the way his entire being is radiating displeasure.
But that’s the way it’s always been. A secret between them, no one else the wiser.
She takes the sip instead, eyeing him over the rim.
“You’re the one playing,” she remarks lightly. “I’m just on the sidelines.”
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Or when Hermione and Draco are in a situationship and both secretly want more.
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In the Spirit of Furthering Education by Zeebee3 for charingfae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jan 2026
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“You implied you’d be open to teaching Malfoy how to—” Pansy hesitated for the barest second. “—eat.”
“You can call it cunnilingus, if you prefer,” Hermione offered, then refocused. “But…yes, I suppose I did.”
Malfoy stared at her as if she’d just declared herself not only a secret Pureblood but also a die-hard supporter of Voldemort.
She didn’t think it was truly that shocking that she’d want to teach him a thing or two, even if the subject happened to be rather personal.
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Or, a game of Truth or Dare reveals that Hermione is the only one with any sexual experience. And, naturally, she's quite happy to share her knowledge.
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- Part 2 of Virgin Draco
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It’s immediately clear that he’s not harmed. The gloves have absorbed all the bone-breaking violence the ball is capable of.
“See?” Charlie hollers, voice clear across the frozen lake. “They can take it. Now, come on. Don’t break this time.”
Draco considers falling off his broom, just to see if Charlie will make that sound again when catching him.
“Show off,” he shouts back.
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Or, Draco goes to a Finnish dragon reserve.
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Vexed and Annoyed by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, karma_cookie, Zeebee3
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2025
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His hair flashes from orange to a pale lilac before settling into neon lime.
She gasps. “Oh. It changes?”
At his grim expression—and subsequent shift into mustardy yellow—it all comes crashing into place. Somehow, his hair is transmitting his emotion visually; chromatically.
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Or, Hermione responds to a Christmastime creature-related incident.
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I’m beautiful, she wrote.
Seeing it on the page, like it was a fact she was being taught, something irrefutable, sent a complicated thrill through her.
“Good.” Draco gestured to his son. “Another.”
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“Malfoy?”
God. He hasn’t heard her say his name in years, and certainly not with so little derision.
“Granger,” he returns, paying her the same courtesy.
She steps closer and a small part of him relishes the fact he’s distracted her from what was evidently a single-minded pursuit.
“What’re you doing here?” she demands.
“In my shop?” He leans his hip against the counter and crosses his arms over his chest. “Commerce, I expect.”
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Or, when Draco owns an apothecary and Hermione can't bring herself to pay.
Written for D/Hr Advent 2025
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“It wouldn’t count?” Ron’s voice is dubious but Harry’s known him long enough to tell that his body language screams interested.
Hermione nods encouragingly. “Not if you stay still—that’s key. If you move, that will make it count so you have to be quite careful to stay completely still.”
“Stay still.” Ron passes a glance to Harry where he sits the other side of Hermione, squashed up against the arm of the small settee. “While my…is inside you? I dunno…”
Considering what they’re discussing, Harry finds it amusing that Ron can’t say the actual word.
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Or, Harry, Ron, and Hermione engage in a little soaking.
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“And Scorpius,” Hermione began, tone kind though just as firm. “My daughter has informed me that you don’t regularly give her orgasms.”
Scorpius choked on his breath, eyes darting to Rose and back to Hermione. “I—what?”
“Did your father not sit you down and explain the basics?” Hermione asked sympathetically, then sighed. “He always was so covetous and fastidious with his knowledge. But no matter. I’m happy to help.”
Rose grinned somewhat wickedly up at Scorpius, who Hermione noticed was even pinker than before and somewhat short of breath. With her tongue relaxed into a broad, flat pad, Rose used her grip on his cock to rub the swollen tip lightly back and forth across it. Scorpius’s eyelids fluttered on a restrained blink.
“He’d love to learn from you. Wouldn’t you, Scorpie?”
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Or, Hermione learns that her daughter's boyfriend isn't making her come, so offers to help.
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The guest list, when he passed it to her, was surprising.
So much so that she set her morning tea aside to give first it and then him a good looking over.
“Really?” she remarked skeptically. “These are who you’d invite?”
“It’s your birthday.” Leaned back in his chair, an ankle over his opposite knee, he was the picture of nonchalance. “Wouldn’t you want your friends to be there?”
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Or, it's Hermione's birthday and Draco always gets her what she wants.
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Coq au Vin by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, JocundaSykes, MWard01, Zeebee3
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Sep 2025
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He’d seen the word France and thought Draco, and then stopped thinking.
But as Harry steps out from the luxuriously bewitched Portkey onto the sunny country road with Malfoy at his elbow, the ramifications of his single-mindedness crash down.
He’s in France with Malfoy.
Alone.
For two days.
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Or when Harry impulsively brings his unrequited crush on a work trip.
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The Peril of Playing Mermaids by t_natrix3, Zeebee3
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Aug 2025
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“Want a dry top?” Ron offers.
“Maybe.” Draco frowns down at himself, looking nonplussed. “Lord, what do you put in her bathwater? This is persistent.”
As is the growing ache between Hermione’s legs.
Seeing him like this, vaguely frustrated and glistening and goosebumpy, has done a number on her libido. He looks a bit pathetic, like a cat left out in a rainstorm. She wants to cluck her tongue soothingly and strip him of his wet things and tuck them both up into a blanket by the hearth. Wants to towel him dry and rub her hands over him until he’s all warm and flushed and hard—
“For god’s sake,” Pansy huffs.
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Or when Draco gets spelled perma-wet by his goddaughter and Hermione sees him in a whole new light.
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A collection of my drabbles, ficlets, fragments of ideas, and anything too short to be worthy of its own one-shot status (yet).
Chapter 1 contains an index and each chapter title will contain the pairing of the drabble within and a brief hint at the subject matter/trope/content.
I'll include a summary, rating, and tags inside each chapter. -
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“How do you know we even want to?” Theo inquires, tone mild. “Just because we’re friendly with each other doesn’t mean we’re gagging for a shag.”
Draco isn’t gagging, not yet—but if given the chance…yeah, he’d like to.
He clears his throat discreetly, though not discreetly enough if the upward twitch of Astoria’s mouth is anything to go by. Theo flicks a look at him before refocusing on Pansy, who is giving him a patient look.
“You don’t look at other women—” she begins.
“I’m married,” Theo interrupts impishly. “To you, and I value my balls, thanks.”
“—but you look at Draco,” she finishes, ignoring his interjection. The arch of her brow is uncompromising, daring him to deny.
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Or, Astoria and Pansy decide to put an end to the unbearable sexual tension between their husbands.
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He knows she sees it then, by the way her eyes flare, fixing on the glint of silver.
Pansy had tsked when she’d first seen it, a pejorative “Good lord, Draco” coupled with a bemused, “Merlin, has your mother seen this?” (No, she hasn’t—because the Manor allows for fucking glamours.)
Granger doesn’t tsk or chastise. She stares for a moment then laughs, soft and disbelieving. “Sorry, was that…is your tongue pierced?”
He hums an affirmative, then clicks the barbell against the back of his teeth. “It is indeed.”
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Or, Draco has a pierced tongue and knows how to use it
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- Part 5 of Pierced Draco
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“Yeah?” he confirmed, voice low. “You want me to follow his instructions, to give you what he can’t anymore?”
“Don’t be smug, Zabini,” Draco warned dryly.
Blaise snorted, amused, not looking away from Hermione’s wide brown eyes.
Between her legs, her hand twitched.
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Or, Blaise walks in on Hermione missing her husband.